Peaches and Viktor start today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem by going nuclear on the latest radio shake-up in St. Louis — The Woody Show getting piped into afternoons on 105.7 The Point right after local DJ Liv got axed. Peaches, who actually watched her tear-filled post about the firing, calls out the corporate absurdity of killing local alternative radio just to run a pre-recorded morning show in the middle of the day. Viktor mocks the “reunion” branding between Woody and Rizzuto, since one’s live in Missouri and the other’s prerecorded in California. What follows is a full-blown roast of syndicated shows, “budget cuts,” and the kind of management that thinks music radio is better without… music.
From there, they spiral into a story about how a dumb “Hex Bells” joke about AC/DC and biker clubs accidentally turned into a listener outrage saga. Peaches recounts how someone called in furious, yelled, and immediately hung up before he could defend himself — a “classic radio move.” The two re-enact the call, roast the mystery biker, and confess the whole joke came from a long-running gag about being banned from saying “hell” on air. Viktor owns up to starting it, Peaches gets blamed for it, and they agree that bikers, dart players, and bowlers are terrifyingly passionate people with the best shirts in Idaho. It all ends with Peaches retelling his Pizza Madness delivery days — including how Harley-Davidson of Grand Teton went absolutely feral with joy over free pizza, while the animal hospital somehow acted like he’d delivered a lawsuit instead.