[upbeat music] The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
So Victor i- uh, he left for the day.
He's gone.
So I decided to
get the one, the only Mad Dog, AKA, Maddie Kid, to join the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem. I am Peaches, of course. Now, Maddie, you're going all out for Halloween. We talked about it on his morning show.
[laughs] Yeah.
We, we talked about how w- you should never compete against the theater kid when it comes to, uh, dressing up.
And you know what? You are absolutely correct, unfortunately, 'cause I am that theater kid.
Now, your first costume suggestion was going to be Jade. That, that's what you brought up to me, the-
Yeah
... the, for the, for the thought of Halloween. And I was thinking, I'm like, "You already got the similar haircut as him."
I do have the emo look.
You could have taken the rest of your hair that they cut off, and make it, made it into like some sort of-
No [laughs]
... straightened beard.
Oh, that would be so aw- like sensory nightmare. But you know I would do it for the bit, completely.
W- would it really bother you that much?
I think my hair's just like so thick. It's just, it's got so much, you know, roundness to it, and it's just so scratchy. I think feeling it on my face, much less glued on my face would be kind of a sensory nightmare.
Or you could do the classic 27-year-old Jade, where he's in his emo phase.
I would do that.
That's photographed behind me here in the studio.
I would absolutely do it. Or there's that one picture you guys share every year on his birthday.
That's Victor, not me.
Um, m- the one that Victor shares every year on his birthday.
[laughs]
And it's like emo Jade in his prime.
Modeling in LA.
Yeah, I probably would do that. I think that's probably the version of Jade I would do, just 'cause it's just, it's too good.
That was your-
It's too iconic.
That was your first suggestion. Then what was the next costume? I thought there was something else before you got-
[laughs]
... to what you're currently working on.
I don't remember, but I think I landed on this, the one I'm currently working on pretty fast. Because I, there's a video of me talking about it in August, right before I went to the Eastern Idaho State Fair. I was like, "You know, I'm gonna be for Halloween." Um, so I think I, I had it settled pretty quick, but I did bounce back a couple of times, 'cause Katie, the DJ from Z103, um, she wanted to go in on something. But at that time, I already spent way too much money on my Halloween costume, so.
Oh, I know the total.
Yeah, yeah it's tough.
Yeah. But you're go- you're going all out, you're trying your best to win the Halloween costume contest here, as well as, um, elsewhere.
Yeah.
Somewhere. I forgot where you said exactly.
Um, yeah, there was one at the gym. And unfortunately, my costume didn't get there in time, so I wasn't able to participate.
Oh.
Which is fine, I guess. But, um, the one here, I am excited to debut, because truly it is the epitome of
hilariousness, of true tomfoolery.
N- no, I think you might be the only one really dressing up, going all out.
No, Jeff's, Jeff's doing it.
Jeff's doing so? Oh, well.
Um, I saw his costume. Um, I've heard whispers throughout the office, but other than that, I don't know.
I-
Are you dressing up?
Uh, probably m- not, just 'cause like-
Come on, Peach.
Uh, f- years past, we never really did anything. And I don't know, I don't really wanna like dress up on a Friday, you know?
It's time to commit.
Eh.
It's spooky season.
I already dressed up for that Halloween party over the weekend as, uh, Louie Blue Notes Callahan, as a-
That's a big word for Elmo
... made up jazz musician.
[laughs]
But I have a feeling, and I talked about it on Victor's, uh, show as well, that Josh and Chantel from Classy, they might, uh-
Bring their A game?
... secretly, all of a sudden show up on Friday.
Hmm.
I- dressed up to the gills in whatever the-
To the gills.
In whatever they choose. And I feel like they'll do some sort of like, I don't know. Who, who, who can Josh dress up as?
I don't know, I think-
Uncle Fester?
Uncle Fester [laughs]. Uh, yeah, and then, uh, Chantel could be what? Wednesday?
Oh, sure. Yeah.
Um, yeah, I haven't heard anything about their costumes. Star told me a little bit. But I do know that my costume is going to be to die for.
I already said it on the morning show.
I'm very excited.
[laughs]
Oh, it's no secret, the fact I'm gonna be, um, you know, the United States of America founding father.
W- which one?
Um, I don't think I'm ... I, the look I'm going for is probably gonna be more George Washington.
Because you could be James Madison.
That is true.
Who was five foot three.
Um-
The, the same height as you.
That is true.
Same name.
Hmm, that's not a bad idea.
Yeah.
I also do have the entire Hamilton musical memorized, so maybe I can go off that bit.
Oh, boy. Please don't sing that in front of me. [laughs]
I, I will.
I hate musicals.
I will actually.
I especially hate Hamilton.
I will sing the entire thing from top to bottom.
Lin-Manuel Miranda is one of those celebrities I absolutely cannot stand.
Unfortunately, that is something we are going to have to disagree on, because I am a Hamilton fan till I die, #Hamiltonforever.
That dude read one of the most boring books of all time, and then said, "Let me just make a made up musical about Alexander Hamilton."
You know what, Peaches? I think that is beautiful.
I think it's ... Uh, I'm not gonna say what I think it is. [upbeat music] But let's move on here. All right, Maddie, since you're here, we have to do a little bit of a fantasy football update.
Oh, no [laughs].
I think we are both the worst-
No
... and the best team in the league.
No.
Now, your s- your record is one and six.
Football!
You have a 1% chance of making the playoffs, which I find utterly hilarious.
[laughs]
I didn't expect to do so well, I really didn't. And now that ... Oh, considering I am the commissioner of the league-
Uh-huh
... everyone's just gonna say, "Well, he only won 'cause he's commissioner." Which makes no sense, 'cause I-
I don't know what that means.
I'm not sabotaging anything. I'm just
letting the games go.
Amen.
I, I was picked number six, I think, in the draft order. I forgot exactly, but Star had the most points with 170 this week.
No deal, really?
Yeah, yeah.
Huh.
She had the most. You are about to lose big time to Justin from 105 The Hawk. But yeah, yeah, you're, you're one and six, you're the bottom of [laughs] the league.
Football!
Which means that, you know, in the beginning part of this whole league, we talked about, uh, what Kevin suggested. Kevin, the big boss man from down the hall-
Oh, no. Are we doing the punishment thing?
He suggested that for the punishment for the big time loser-
Oh, no [laughs]
... that they're gonna have to do a promo on all channels, basically saying, "Hi, I'm so and so, and I am the ...... the loser of the Riverbend End Zone Fantasy Football League.
S- so a public humiliation ritual is what you're telling me? [laughs]
Uh, yeah, but I feel like you're also wanting to do it.
You know what? I will be publicly humiliated, um, proudly. And I will wear that badge of humiliation with honor and valor, especially since I went all out in my team bit and showed up to draft day with a T-shirt [laughs] with my team logo on.
My favorite thing is that Kevin, the big boss man, showed up with papers and pen in hand-
Yeah
... for the, for the, for the draft.
Yeah, he did.
Same with Josh. Josh is right behind me. He's 5-2. Not his height, the record. Um-
Uh, honestly, probably both.
Yeah, probably both. And then I'm 6-1, uh, for the ... In the lead right now. I'm about to beat Beck, who is Josh and Chantel's son.
How is he doing?
Uh, he
doing all right, I think.
Oh, we-
I don't, I don't, I don't really know him all that well. [laughs]
I know. I haven't, I haven't really been keeping up on everyone's scores. All I know is that-
Oh, I thought you meant him personally.
Oh, no.
I'm like, "I don't know Beck all that-"
No. [laughs]
"... personally."
No, how is he doing in the foot- in the football league.
He's, he's doing okay. I mean, his, his quarterback flopped. Baker Mayfield had four points.
Rip.
But I had three players who did decently. I, I did a crazy move and recruited this, uh, rookie tight end on the Chargers, and he-
Ooh
... he went off. He had 18.7 points. And then-
What?
And then my kicker, who I picked up, had 14 points.
Nice.
Sometimes those kickers make a difference. Now, the only way for me to lose, 'cause I'm currently winning 103-79.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And his team's already done. The only way for me to lose is that if my defense, the Chiefs' defense, all of a sudden has, like, -30 points, which, I mean, that would probably be the worst Kansas City Chiefs loss ever.
Real.
Which could happen knowing my luck.
Yeah.
[laughs]
I, uh, I wish you nothing but the best of luck. Truly, um,
I, I don't think there's a lot of hope for me in this whole fantasy football thing.
I mean, you could just ask me to help you adjust the lineup, and I could help you out.
No, I could adjust the lineup, and I, I-
You only wanna do that with people that you really wanna beat, like Jacob from down the hall as well.
True, true.
You, you ... The next time you face Josh, I'll help you out.
Thank you.
'Cause we'll have to, we'll have to take down Josh. And I don't know, I feel like him and Chantel have been talking a lot of trash. I've been listening to their podcast.
I haven't been keeping up because ignorance is bliss 'cause-
What's fu- what's funny though is that Josh and Chantel have some friends who tune into K-BEAR sometimes.
Oh, really? [laughs]
And sometimes they'll snitch on what I'm saying to them.
Tee hee hee.
Once ... And, and so, uh, o- one of them referred to me as that K-BEAR guy.
That K-BEAR guy.
Yeah.
Maybe you should change your name from Peaches to that K-BEAR guy.
Maybe. Uh, there, there's still people who don't even know who I am.
I feel like your name is pretty easy to remember. [laughs]
After almost five years. I'm ve- I'm very easy to spot. I'm, uh, I'm literally on the air seven days a week.
Oh, man.
That just goes to show-
That's tough.
It's like show me you don't listen without showing me ... or without specifically telling me you don't listen.
Sometimes you just gotta lock in, dude.
Right.
Sometimes you just gotta lock in.
Uh, do people live under a rock?
I mean, I do.
Like there's, there's a lot of people every single time there's a show that gets announced for here, "I didn't know they were coming." Like, wha- what do you mean they don't kno- ... The whole thing's been advertised. There's billboards around town.
Real, real. Uh, social media ads.
[laughs]
Like when ... Right before leading up to, I think it was Chevelle, I'd get, like, Instagram and Facebook ads up the wazoo.
Yeah.
Like, I'd get one every two scrolls. I'm like, "I know, I'm already going."
In this moment, the same thing for me.
I'm already going.
Right. [laughs]
But-
Sponsored ads.
Uh, it is what it is, I guess.
But there's still those people, "I didn't know."
To each their own, I guess.
And to Peach their own.
To Peach their own, I guess. [instrumental music plays]
It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem. I am Peaches.
I am Mad Dog.
You wanna talk about names real quick?
Sure.
There's a lot of weird ones out there, a lot of funny ones.
Names for, like, people?
Yeah.
Okay.
Just, just ... And so I came across this question from AskReddit, what's the most beautiful name you've ever heard?
What's the best first name you've ever heard, Maddie?
Um, that's a really good question. Uh-
'Cause we can go through this thread while you come up with your answer here.
Yeah. Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, and I'll, I'll, I'll think on it.
Someone said, "My grandma's name is Violet. I've always loved that name even if she doesn't."
That is a good name. I do ... The thing about old people names is that they're always so just absolutely beautiful.
I'm glad we got rid of the name Ruth.
Yeah.
There's a lot of names I'm, I'm glad we got rid of, like Gertrude,
Penelope.
Gertrude is a tough one. Um, th-
Penelope's pretty
weird.
Yeah, there's one, um, my-
It's like you either get, like, somebody who's-
Helga.
Uh, Helga, I mean, Heckga on the air.
He- sorry. Sorry, guys.
[laughs]
Heckga. [laughs] Yeah. Imagine having your grandma named Heckga.
[laughs] Olga.
That's, that's tough.
That's another one.
Oh, I think I have a great-grandma named Olga.
I mean, I have the most stereotypical complainer na- like, tho- those, those names that you never wanna see on a guest list 'cause you know they're gonna complain, even though they ... My, my family wouldn't. Like, my mom's Karen.
Ooh.
My grandma on my mom's side-
Karen's tough
... was Doris.
Ooh, that's also tough. [laughs]
And Doris is even worse. And then my m- my dad's mom is Theresa.
Ooh.
Those three names are the, this, the, the-
That's an interesting combo
... peak, the Mount Rushmore of going to a place like Dairy Queen and saying, "I didn't get sprinkles on my sundae," and, you know, they end up throwing a fit.
"I need a, I need a whole refund-"
Right.
"... now."
Right. [laughs]
Uh, yeah, I think my ... I think this may be 'cause, you know, I love my grandma. I love my grandma's name. I love the name Barbara. Um, I think that's a super pretty name. Um, a funny name is my brother's, and I've never heard anyone with his name. Um, his name is Trapper, like T-R-A-P-P-E-R. But they gave my brother this very unique name I've never heard anyone else have in their entire life. And then you have my name, which is the most stereotypical white girl name of the 2000s on Planet Earth.
Yeah, but why is it that, like, your parents went all out for your brother's name-
[laughs] I have no idea
... and then you got Madison, which it ... Madison's also a great name too.
[laughs] Uh.
I li- I like the name Madison, to be quite honest with you.
I do too. I rock with it. But I'm just like, "Did you guys just look up top 10 most popular baby names of this year and pick number one?"
Well, I feel bad for my sister 'cause she's Bailey.
Oh yeah.
And every single person's-
That's another one
... is named Bailey.
Named Bailey.
And, and the number one ... The, the other name that's quite popular is Luna, and we named our cat that.
Oof.
I'm the best at naming pets, 'cause-
Me too.
I named our dog Daphne.
Aww.
I should have named her Piece of Crap, but the explicit version-
[laughs]
... because she was the worst dog ever.
What did Daphne do to you?
She was the worst dog ever. My parents have to now get a whole new sectional-
Oh.
Because of, uh, you know, Daphne tearing up the couch.
Daphne [exhales loudly].
Any time she saw someone outside, she would just chew at the couch. And now that she's dead, in a pile of ashes in the living room-
Rest in peace.
[laughs] You know, she's-
Says.
Well, she's, uh, she's no longer with us. Now that we got ... Now that she's gone, we got a brand new couch from my parents' place.
Nice. Nice.
So, there's that.
Um, and the, and the turtle.
Uh, tor... The tortoise, Sheldon. He's doing fine. I'm sure he'll be in hibernation soon.
Honestly, me too.
He's 55 years old now.
[laughs]
He just celebrated a birthday not that long ago.
Good for him.
55. Yeah.
How, how old do those guys live?
Uh, let's see. Is it California desert tortoise? Let's see how long-
Holy moly.
Is that really what it is, California desert tortoise? It might just be a desert tortoise.
I mean, he does reside in California.
Desert tortoise lifespan between 50 and 80 years.
Okay, so he's got a ... Still got a little bit to go.
S- some of them could reach up to 100.
W- is your sister just gonna be the, the tortoise, uh, caretaker for the rest of her life?
I mean, potentially, yeah.
Word?
I feel like we could, uh, give, uh, Sheldon a potential, uh, wife, and then all of a sudden-
[laughs]
... they have baby tortoises.
That would be so fun.
The baby tortoises are so cute. They're like the size of a quarter.
Aww.
And there's quite a few of them, but then they grow up to be ... I mean, Sheldon's the size of like-
Yeah, he's a big boy
... a football.
Uh, and-
He's not too big.
And then they, uh, the tortoise family lived happily ever after.
And then we can just pass down those tortoises with each generation.
Hey, I'll take one if you don't want one.
Oh, sure. Yeah. If you want a tortoise.
I, I-
I mean, the thing is, they can't really live here. A desert tortoise cannot live here 'cause of the, the cold, cold winter.
That is true. Hm.
I don't wanna live here 'cause of the cold, cold winter.
Dude, you and me both.
Nobody does.
Um, yesterday was freezing.
Now, how do you feel about people who are snowbirds? 'Cause I, I, I have this thing where I'm like, hey, if you can't see the ugly side of Idaho-
Real
... you can't be here for the pretty side.
Yep. As born, born and raised here in this lovely town that we live in, um, I feel like if you're gonna be here, you might as well just commit to year round.
You can't be somebody who goes to Arizona for the most part, comes back here, and goes, "Man, I love Idaho."
And-
You can't do that because-
Right
... you, you, you weren't here for the times that everyone's struggling, everyone wants to stay inside.
And I think that's where a lot of that community here in Idaho is built, is just trauma bonding over how horrific Idaho is during the wi- [laughs] during the winter.
But then they still, they still wanna say it's the best state there is.
No.
That's the funny part.
I do love this state. I, I love this town. I love everyone here. But for those couple of months where it first snows and it's just absolutely horrible, um, I will not lie, I do want to migrate to Arizona.
Oh, yeah.
But I know I have to commit.
But Idahoans are prideful. Like Montana, they're not really prideful of their state.
Uh, that's fair.
North Dakota, you never meet anybody from North Dakota in the first place.
My brother's in North Dakota.
Okay. Well, shout out to Trapper. He's born and raised here, right?
Yeah, he was.
And the winters there are a whole lot worse compared to here.
Awful.
Yeah.
Absolutely awful.
South Dakota, don't really meet anybody from there.
Mm-mm.
Um, Oregon, Washington. Uh, the, I would say the most prideful people are the Idaho- Idahoans.
You know what? I think, like I said, it really comes from that sense of community of all of us trauma bonding over how not only bipolar the weather is, but how ch- absolutely treacherous the winter is. Um, especially when you get those really nasty cold weather winters.
Well, we'll have to do some, uh, spin some cookies this winter.
I'm just saying.
We'll have some, we'll have fun spinning the-
I'm just saying
... the old Subie.
It'll be a ball.
Well, what, what, speaking of beautiful names, what is the name of that o- old Subaru?
Um-
The same name as my parents' former dog, Piece of Crap? [laughs]
[laughs] Some days yes, some days no. Um, I call ... I refer to it as the OG, the OG wagon.
The OG? Yeah.
Um-
I thought you'd come up with some elaborate name. I, I, I don't have a name for my car.
Its name is ... I- it's the [beep].
Okay, whoa. Whoa.
Yeah, I know. I know.
We might have to censor that out of there.
I know. That's why I didn't say it the first time. [laughs]
Okay. Well, we'll- I'll censor that one out. That's [laughs] ...
The beep. [instrumental music plays]
Wrapping up the noon hour of madness and mayhem, Maddie, off the air, was talking about her, uh, Instagram comeback.
Oh my gosh. [laughs] Yeah.
She wants, she wants to post more on her Instagram.
Dude.
Get back onto social media. Do you wanna plug your Instagram?
Yeah. Um, Insta is please.pass.the.salt.
Was it all together just n- taken already?
Um, yeah. Yeah, it was. Um, and I thought the gimmick was so funny, so I just put a bunch of periods between each word. So-
Please period the per- no. Please period pass period-
No. Please period pass period the period salt.
No period at the end of that?
No.
Just, just salt?
Yeah. My Instagram's pretty easy to find. I finally made it public after, like, six years. But there's no posts on it because I kind of wiped everything.
Mm-hmm.
And I haven't posted on Instagram in over a year and a half, but I think it's time for revival. Um-
Well, I do know that, uh, potentially, hopefully, it's about 90% chance happening that, not this weekend, the next weekend, we'll both be heading down to Salt Lake City for the Set It Off show with Fame On Fire, Vanna-
Such a good show
... and The Pretty Wild. And I already ... I'm hoping to get an interview with The Pretty Wild, so that way you can get, like, one of your photos on your Instagram-
[laughs] Dude-
... can be you with the two girls in The Pretty Wild-
... that would be so good.
[laughs]
Oh my gosh.
They seem fun. And they also seem pretty crazy talented, and I can't wait to see them actually perform live.
I know. I'm so stoked. That'll be such a good show.
I-
And you know what? That's not a bad idea. I should see-
I should try getting an interview with you and Vanna as well.
I'm interested.
Oh, you, you just talked to Vanna. [laughs]
I, I could yap. If you ... I think it was at the Asking Alexandria show, you were like, "I had an opportunity to interview, like, someone from the orchestra." And I was like, "I coulda done it, and I would've done-"
The orchestra?
Yeah, the Transiberian Orchestra or something.
Yes.
Um, you know what? Every day I wish I would've, um, asked you and pushed you a little further to do that, 'cause I think that would've been hilarious.
I, I, uh, I have some, uh ...... plans to try to get Silent Theory-
Some, some pla- You got plans?
To try to get Silent Theory-
Yeah
... on the show. So that way, I, I could just be like, "Hey, Maddie. Here's your all-time favorite band."
I would actually owe you my life and my first-born child.
[laughs]
Um ... [laughs] But no. I'll, I'll make the Insta come back. I think that'd be a cool opportunity. I also thought about, you know, we talked months and months ago about the Subu, the Subawoo.
The Subawoo.
The Subawoo wanga woo-
[laughs]
... um, bit where I had to, like, wear a cowboy hat and, like, chaps and have my Subes, um, on each arm. But unfortunately, I already tucked away the OG for the winter, so ...
You winter wi- winterized.
My wi- [laughs]
[laughs]
I winterized the Subawoos. Um, I mean, I don't know. We'll probably cook up something fun. We always do, but-
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah.
I got, I gotta think of something funny for the Christmas card. That's coming back.
Oh, yeah.
Last year was a compilation of photos. I feel like I should just stick to one.
Yeah.
And I think the one photo that I have of me, you, Victoria Rose-
Victoria Rose. [laughs]
... and, uh, I'm not gonna say what Becca's character's name is because it's very close to a, uh-
Another word
... bad word we can't say on the air.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
It's, I thought she was supposed to be Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. [laughs]
[laughs] That would've been good too, but no. It's you were a lady.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whoever that is. I have no clue. Josh has a picture of that guy on the wall in the classy studio.
It's like a YouTube series.
Is it? Yeah.
I saw one episode because I was, like, s- I also had the same thing where I was like, "I don't really know what this is." So Star made me sit down and watch an episode. And, um, it still did not answer any of my questions, but it's the thought that counts kind of.
Absolutely. So-
So.
Appreciate the, the Mad Dog joining the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem. Again, it's please.past.the.salt.
Please.past.the.persult. Yeah.
And, uh, yeah. Make sure to go follow her.
[laughs] Thanks, guys.
She's trying to make a, she's trying to make an Instagram comeback.
I know.
Um, please fill up her comments with, "Hey, is Maddie single? Asking for myself."
Asking for myself. Crazy line, by the way. [laughs]
[laughs]
Yeah.
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