[upbeat music] The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
It's the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem. I am Peaches.
I'm Victor.
Uh, wrong mic, my bad.
Ah, there we go.
Much better.
Ah. Oh, I've got the worst acid reflux going on. [laughs]
Do, do you need some, uh, omeprazole?
I took some. I took some, so hopefully it will, uh, help. But you know how it is when it gets real bad-
Oh, yeah
... and it's right in the center of your chest, and it's like, "Oh, I might be dying."
You gotta take Tums.
Yeah, I took-
You feel like a fat piece of crap.
I took some Tums and then, uh, the omeprazole, and, uh, I'm just waiting for a few for it to... You know, 'cause you're supposed to take it, like, 30 minutes before you eat. And I got this sandwich you got me here. So I'm, you know... I might eat in the microphone 'cause listeners love that.
I saw the, uh, the email pop up. "First come, first serve. There should be enough sandwiches, one for each person."
Yeah.
So I sprinted over to the break room 'cause you weren't here.
Well, thank you.
And got two. And I know Jeff from down the hall saw me with two. So I don't know if he's gonna, like, raise a ruckus.
[laughs] He's like, "Peaches took two sandwiches."
Peaches took two. That guy's... Well, he's, he's bigger than me, so... [laughs]
[laughs] Yeah, we, we, we have a lot more people in the building right now than we have in a while.
Yeah, finally.
So, yeah. I know, I know. They need to get, get to work. Do your jobs. [laughs]
[laughs]
I'm, I'm sure they're all doing good.
Right.
But, yeah. Uh, well, Peaches, how has your day been?
It's going good.
All right. I'm, I'm a little bit, uh, sleepy today.
Me too.
Stayed up kind of late last night.
It's been one of those weeks, for some reason, where I wake up at 5:00. And then I go, "Man, I'm sort, sort of awake, but I still got two hours." So I go back to sleep. I wake up. What a dumb decision that was to fall asleep again.
Oh, I'm so jealous.
I wake up, and I feel like I got knocked out.
I'm so jealous, dude. Yeah, I wake up when the alarm starts going off, 5:00, keep hitting snooze. Ugh.
I start getting easily aggravated when it comes to, like, the, the alarm waking me up. I start throwing pillows, like, like, piece of trash and...
Yeah, I pretty much get mad every time my alarm goes off.
Right. It's like, "Why do I have to do this?"
Yeah. Oh, that reminds me, I think I failed to do something today-
Uh oh
... that, uh, an alarm went off for during my show. But I don't think it's gonna be that big a deal.
This is also another day where I don't have my sunglasses that you still have.
Oh, that's true.
[laughs]
I haven't thought about that, uh, in... How, how many weeks ago did I borrow those?
Uh, it was October 3rd.
October 3rd.
20 days ago.
20 days ago. Well, uh, if you happen to remember, message me after about 3:15-
Okay
... or ma- maybe 3:30.
All right.
And I will put them in my truck.
Sure.
'Cause I know where they're at. They're just sitting on the dresser in my room, where they've been for, for 20 days.
20 days, yeah.
20 days. [laughs]
All right. [laughs] Well, good. I, I was gonna talk about this story here, about this one lady. Um, she ba-... This one girl works at Starbucks, right?
Uh-huh.
She had to put her dog down.
Oh, that's sad.
So she texts her manager at Starbucks, "Hey, I need to put my dog down. Can somebody cover my shift?"
Mm-hmm.
And, you know-
Management
... you know management when it comes to those types of jobs. "Oh, you need to find your own coverage," type of thing.
Yeah, that's the manager's job.
Right. Well, it says here, "I'm sorry to do this, but I'm trying to find coverage for my Sunday shift. I have to put my dog down on Saturday nights, and I'll be an absolute mess, mess. She's my best friend. I'm just letting you know ahead of time. I'm going to text some people and see if they can help out." And then, of course, the manager with that stupid response. "I'm really gonna need you to find coverage."
[laughs]
"I understand it's a tough situation, but you have plenty of notice, so it's not gonna be approved if you don't come in. Is there a way you c-... Is there a way you could do it on a night where you don't work the next day?"
Oh, my gosh. Like, bro, be supportive.
Can we p- can we put down those people that say stuff like this?
[laughs] Like, jeez.
We had a terrible manager at In-N-Out. His name is Steve.
Yeah.
He was vegan, and he manages an In-N-Out.
What?
Doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
[laughs] That doesn't make sense at all.
But he would always emphasize that team player crap.
Ugh.
And everyone hated him. I think that's the reason why he got moved from that Seal Beach location to another one 'cause all... There's, with In-N-Out, it's really cool. You can do, like, manager feedback.
Mm-hmm.
And if you really despise them, you can really give them a bad review, and it goes right to their manager.
Ah.
Yeah.
Nice. Heck yeah. Well, I'm glad that this, uh, particular Starbucks manager is now on blast.
Yeah, it got... [laughs] It was posted on a page called Distractify, and it-
Distractify, okay.
It has 1,500 reactions.
[laughs]
Uh, one... Yeah, and then it has over 900 comments, just everyone yelling at the manager.
All right, good. Yeah, you know, if you wanna be a manager, you have to be supportive of your team. And when they're going through something like that, it's rough. You know, I've, I've had to put down pets. And even when you know you have to, it sucks.
Right.
You know, even when they're old, it sucks. You know? So, yeah, what a, what a turd. I hope they fire him. Just lose your job.
Well, I think Starbucks as a whole is kind of going down.
Well, and how hard could it be to, like, say you're down one employee at Starbucks, you just make drinks. Well, maybe they make some food, I guess.
Well, here's the thing. Starbucks, s- very similar to In-N-Out. In-N-Out's just burgers and fries.
Yeah, sup- super easy.
But you wouldn't believe how many people come in and get four by zeros with t- spread on the top bun. And they want light lettuce, and they want one tomato specifically. There has to be, like, a centerpiece tomato. We have, there's-
Oh, my gosh
... there's very picky people out there. And what's even worse... Now, I, I know that this is one of the... I hate those people that are like a, they're like a mom or a dad of eight.
Yeah.
And they go to the drive-through, and they don't know what their kids want.
[laughs]
So they call them on the phone-
Oh, no [laughs]
... and say, "Okay, put Charlie on now," and Charlie's, like, four.
What?
And Char- And Charlie goes, "I want a burger." And then they say, "What do you want on, want on it, honey?" "Uh, cheese and meat." "Okay, then what else?" "I don't know."
Dude, like, have your order ready before you get there if you have that many children.
If you have that many kids, have them all write them down on a piece of paper each individual order.
Yeah.
And whatever they write down is what they're getting.
Like, I try to have my order ready before I even pull up to the, the speaker.
Mm-hmm.
You know, 'cause I don't wanna waste time.... I don't wanna waste other people's time.
Right.
I don't wanna sit there and go, "Hold on, um, I gotta decide what I want here. Mm, eh," you know? In and Out, do they have an app? Can you order with an app?
No, I wish they did.
Yeah.
But they don't.
That would be a good idea.
I think they're so old-fashioned and set in their ways, it'd be kind of hard to do the whole app integration into their system because it's... There's a lot of orders.
Yeah. [laughs]
There's a lot. [laughs]
I know there is, but still. McDonald's is like super fast. Just bam, bam, bam, ba- They got it down nowadays. You just churn through the drive through. Like, that, that's the fastest one. You know, just bam, bam, bam, and they have a million different items.
Yeah, but how bad are their burgers compared to In and Out?
Well, yeah, b- but, b- it...
[laughs]
I mean-
Their burgers are literally like two pieces of... Two, two buns and like one leaf of lettuce and a, a tiny, tiny piece of meat.
I still like 'em. You know, I, I would never order a single, like kids burger.
You never, nobody should order a single.
You know, you gotta get at least a double cheese.
Yeah.
You know, but, uh, I talked about McDonald's earlier as far as like, you wanna go get yourself some cheap fast food 'cause some guy was complaining about McDonald's online being too expensive.
It is.
I'm like, "Use the app or order off the value menu." Two double cheese, that costs you
4.50.
But then I, I bet you that person's gonna go, "I don't wanna download an app and make it easier for myself."
[laughs] I know. They'll have your food ready when you get there. They have all kinds of deals. You can get yourself 40% off a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. You can get pretty much almost anything you want, and then if you're gonna be that picky and you need, I don't know, the brand new sandwich with chicken tenders on it or whatever, pay the price and shut up. [instrumental music playing]
All right, I got something here.
Okay.
I have something here on the noon hour of madness and mayhem. The next person who blames me for breaking the chair is gonna get it broken...
[laughs]
... is g- is gonna get it broken over their head. I don't care if it's Katie from Z.
[laughs]
I don't care if it's Josh, Jade, you, someone's getting it broken over their head.
Peaches, the chair-
'Cause, 'cause-
... is already broken.
I know, but trying to blame me out of all people when literally Josh broke his own chair, and he's like what? A quarter of my body weight.
Everybody around here breaks the chairs except me. I don't know what the problem is. I had that sweet chair still sitting over there, but the footrest, useless. Completely useless.
Makes me sad. Makes me sad. Josh was gonna replace the, um... I don't know what the name for the footrest is. He had a fancy name for it, and I was like, "Dude, it doesn't matter. The center pole is stripped and you cannot tighten the bolt down, so it's not fixable." I don't know, maybe if I'm... I, I got so mad at it I stopped messing with it, but, uh, I m- I might give it another shot. Might have to just give it another shot.
I say we just break these chairs ourselves and then be like, "Oh, look, they've disappeared from the studio."
Yeah, we could just drag them [laughs] out to the dumpster and be like, "You know, the chairs are broken. Jade, we need 'em."
Yeah.
He'd probably make us stand. He'd be like, "That's a standing desk," 'cause it's... You know, it is.
Well, then I'll sit on the counter.
[laughs] "Peaches broke the counter." [laughs] That's what he'd be hearing next. The counter's broken. Peaches did it.
I'll be doing like a Hulk Hogan leg style drop-
[laughs]
... on the counter every day we don't have a chair.
And he had texted me earlier, "You broke the computer." [laughs]
[laughs]
"Stop breaking everything around here, Peaches."
I was just trying to make a short.
[laughs] And somehow destroying our computer system. That's why every time I come in in the morning, the computer's broken. It's not the, you know, ghosts in the machine overnight.
I would say the most annoying thing is leaving each day and having to turn each individual RGB light off in here.
Yeah, it... I know, it takes about one minute.
And that one does not work. That one, the remote doesn't work. I just have to unplug it every single time.
Well, and I need to figure out why. I think it needs resynced, 'cause I think at one point it... If it gets unplugged, then I think it loses a connection. Maybe, um, I'll sit here and, uh, I'll, I'll try to sync it up while we do our next break. I'll just yell from across the room-
[laughs]
... and, uh, see if I can get that remote working. Sound good?
Okay. [laughs]
All right.
All right, so Victor's in the corner of the studio.
Hi, I'm over here.
Trying to fix, uh, trying to resync the light.
Yeah, and I don't, I don't remember how, so I'm gonna come over to my microphone here and I'm gonna Google real quick how to sync a Govee f- What, what's that? A floor lamp to remote, 'cause I don't remember how and I'm dumb. Today, I don't know if you listened to my morning show, Peaches, it was real dumb.
Oh, yeah.
So, how to... I know this is good content, listeners. How to sync Govee remote
to... [burps] Oh, dude, that hurt.
[laughs]
That hurt bad. I shouldn't have done that with acid reflux.
It backfired.
Oh, oh.
[laughs]
Not pleasant, Peaches. Uh, okay, so I don't need a video to pair... Okay, you gotta pair the lamp with the app, so we have that. Okay, so it's something I do in the app. So, we'll open the Govee app. [laughs] Oh, this is great. This is great. I'm gonna get it working, Peaches, and then-
Well, I was gonna talk about this particular question in the meantime while you-
Okay
... you're trying to work on that light.
All right.
What has become so expensive it's just not worth it anymore?
Oh, I talked about this, uh, little bit on the sh- That's how, what led me to, uh, the McDonald's post earlier-
Ah
... when I called the person wrong, 'cause McDonald's, uh, you can get two double cheese for $4.50. And then if you use the app, you can get, on Fridays, free fries. So, two double cheese and fries for $4.50, or any day of the week you can get, uh, an any size fry for $1.29.
Wow.
So like, six bucks, you can get two double cheeseburgers and a large fry. Shut up, McDonald's, you just can't be picky. Quit being so picky! All right.
You also can't be old-fashioned anymore and just go to the drive through speaker and order what you want. You gotta go on the app and plan ahead of time-
Yeah
... which is something I, I thoroughly enjoy doing now because I used to be that person that would have to look at the menu before even showing up to the restaurant-
Oh, yeah
... to know exactly what I want.
... yep. Uh, now, I will pull up sometimes at like McDonald's and give them the code for a deal. Like, if I don't wanna walk in there, you know? I, and I don't wanna use th- you know, my credit card or something, if I wanna use cash, you can use the code at the window. Let's see here. Where is the remote settings? Oh, remote control pairing, right there.
The top answer is having a bunch of different-
Unpair
... subscriptions to streaming platforms. They either don't have what you want to watch or have what you want, but at a ridiculous price, sometimes with ads included.
Yeah, you know, the streaming services, you know... I talked about this as well. There are lots of, uh, deals. Or, no there's lot of, uh, free. I'm pushing buttons on it, it ain't working.
[laughs]
Thing's a piece of crap.
Well, the thing that really makes me irritated is when somebody suggests something that's not what I want. Like, if I wanna watch, let's say, 1408, for example, and then the, the streaming service goes, "Well, no results for that, but we suggest this." And it's like, if I wanted to watch that other crap, I would've sear- searched it for the first place-
Yeah
... searched it in the first place [laughs]. But...
Totally. Well, you know, the deal is, Peaches, what you gotta do is you gotta steal stuff off the internet [laughs].
That's right [laughs].
Just playing, listeners. Don't do that. Hollywood's suffering.
Where's my, uh, damn the government? There you go.
This piece of junk, I think it's the remote. It's either the remote or the battery in the remote.
Well, now it's flashing red over there. Or it was.
The light was?
Yeah. It was a flashing solid red.
Oh, it was probably because I was trying to sync the remote. But it, it was like push any button on the remote and it'll be fine, and then it didn't do anything. So, I'm wondering if I put the battery in a bit wrong or the battery's dead. This thing's a pain in the, the butt to open. So, I'm gonna keep, keep this up. What other stuff are they saying is not worth it anymore?
Um, concerts and sporting events. Holy crap.
Okay. Now, this one's tricky because,
uh, I... I- imagine if you're rich. If you're rich,
a concert's definitely worth it as far as I'm concerned [laughs], if you're rich. But if you're not rich, you know, it's, uh, a little bit steep. So, like, Peaches, if you had all the money in the world,
wouldn't it be worth it to spend like 500 bucks on a concert ticket [laughs]?
Yeah.
Yeah, totally
[laughs].
But they're catering these concerts and sporting events to the rich people or those who just, you know, win these tickets for free like through a radio contest or somehow they know a person. Something like that, you know?
Yeah, yeah. Dude, I think this... Either this remote's broken or the battery just sucks. What's going on here? What's going on with this piece of junk? Hmm. I don't know, Peaches. You know what's not, wh- what's expensive and not worth it? This remote. This stupid Govee light remote is a piece of garbage. All right, come on.
This is a great noon hour of madness and mayhem here.
That's how we do it. Um, yeah. All right, um, Peaches you're gonna have to keep unplugging it and plugging it back in [laughs].
All right, sounds good. Wrapping up the noon hour of madness and mayhem, I am Peaches.
I'm Victor Wilt. Mentioned earlier I was waiting for my Omeprazole to kick in, and then I was gonna eat a sandwich, Peaches. I figured we've yapped enough about places that don't deserve free plugs. We... These guys deserve a free plug, the Honey Baked Ham Company. Now, had you ever been there before today?
I have never been there my l- in my life.
Yeah, me either.
These sandwiches got delivered.
Yes, precisely. I- I've never had their stuff. Now, you ate the, um-
The ham classic.
The ham classic and you said it was pretty good.
Oh, yeah.
And, uh, you grabbed me one just in case, um, I didn't get here before the rest of staff took all the sandwiches. And I was like, "Well, did you get me ham or turkey?" And I swapped the ham for a turkey sandwich, 'cause you're weird and you don't like turkey.
I like turkey, I just don't like it for Thanksgiving. Like, it's just... It's a bland-
Oh.
Like, you just eat it by itself. Now, here's the thing about Thanksgiving. If I wanna be thankful for the food, I'll eat what I wanna eat.
[laughs]
Like, it's, it's one of those things where all Thanksgiving food is just kind of overrated in my opinion.
I dis- I disagree.
Like, if you have sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top, okay, knock it off. This is not a 16th century feast anymore.
[laughs]
Like... [laughs]
[laughs] It doesn't need to be 16th century.
Like, a- a whole turkey leg.
[laughs] You seem like a guy who'd, uh, mow down a turkey leg for some reason, to me.
No.
I could see you with it in your hand at the Renaissance Fair.
I keep seeing those posts about the Disneyland turkey leg and it makes me gross out. Makes me feel grossed out.
I would never buy a turkey leg, but I would get a turkey sandwich.
I'd get the Dole Whip.
Well, Dole Whip's pretty good, dude. You can get Dole Whip at, uh, Lagoon. All right, I don't want tomato on my sandwich.
Yeah, but the happiest place on Earth, that's Lagoon.
Yeah. I'm gonna go with, uh... Oh, these pieces of turkey, they don't look like, um... It's not what I expected. It's not like, you know, you go to any other sandwich place, this thin slice. These are like chunks. Do you see this turkey?
Yeah.
Looks like Thanksgiving [laughs] turkey, kinda, Peaches. Your favorite. Now, I can't tell if they put any sauce on it.
There's no such thing as Thanksgiving style turkey. It's just turkey.
[laughs]
What are you talking about? Thanksgiving style turkey.
I'm gonna try this. Uh, I didn't see the official name of it. Uh, we're, we're here... We're talking about the Honey Baked Ham Company. They were kind enough to hook up some sandwiches today.
Hopefully they're gonna help us out with something in the near future.
It's a roasted turkey classic. Yeah. So, looks like they have a smoked turkey classic too. But let... I'm gonna give this a whirl and chew into the mic.
Isn't that funny when restaurants call something a classic? Like, it's just...
Well, may... I don't know.
It's just a regular turkey sandwich. There's no need to call it a classic.
I don't know. I can't see very good 'cause my eyes are garbage.... uh, let's see. They have, like, turkey bacon, uh, ranch. That would probably be pretty good. So, that's probably why this is the classic.
I bet they have-
It's just a basic turkey sandwich
... I bet they have something stupid like cranberry sauce on a turkey:
There's a lot of places that have that, and it's good, dude. It's good. Oh, they have a barbecued smoked stacker, and then they got, like, salads and stuff. Uh, they got one just called the Honey Baked, and then a Turkey Club. It looks like only one kind of a ham sandwich, but, uh, I'm gonna try this, this turkey sandwich from-
All right, shoot me the microphone
... the Honey Baked
Be, be like my dad and [eating noises].
Oh, I did it again.
You burped and the acid came up.
Burped with the acid reflux. Oh.
I mean the butted came up.
[laughs] That's right, the butted.
[laughs] He's taking a big bite.
Mm-hmm.
Now, when you eat an apple, Victor, do you take a giant bite out of it or do you take like a normal one?
I chop it up.
Like for me, I, I like a chopped up apple. I hate eating apples whole.
Yeah, I don't like it. Um-
You wanna be a real freak, eat a pineapple whole. But at the same time [laughs]-
[laughs]
... you wanna be able to eat an orange whole.
Dude, this is a good sandwich. I don't know what kind of sauce is on it, but, um, this is good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
The ham one was really good with the honey mustard and, like, mayo on it.
Yeah. Honey Baked Ham Company. This is, uh... I'm, I'm so glad 'cause I didn't have any food here today, so I, I didn't know what I was gonna do.
I ran to that bag as soon as I got that email from Daniel that they're all here.
Hm, that's good. Now I kinda wanna try the Ham Class.
Well, there's only enough for one for each of us.
I... That's what they said. But you just gotta keep an eye on the, the kitchen. I think after enough time passes, you, uh, give up your sandwich.
Right. The best is when they drop off food when everyone's on their lunch break-
Mm-hmm
... and nobody's in the building. So then they all come back and, "Oh, it's all gone-"
Mm-hmm
"... already." Yeah.
It's happened to me many a time.
I'm hoping I don't have to get... Uh, I'm hoping I don't get gas from that ham sandwich 'cause I'm going to the chiropractor.
Now, was it pretty thick ham?
No.
No?
It's pretty standard. But I'm going to the chiropractor, and usually when they're pressing your back it just comes out right away. [laughs]
Now, did you call the place I told you to go to, Peaches?
No.
An actual... Okay, I'm not gonna say anything, but-
[laughs]
... um, you should call that place [laughs] and go to them. All right. Let... Insurance covers it and blah, blah, blah.
I, I drove by that actual business on the way to somewhere, and I flipped it off just for you.
[laughs] I bet you did.
I was like, "I have to take that-"
I a- I've told many people around here about it. Nobody listens to me. Nobody listens to my expertise on-
Well-
Uh, you heard me complain about back pain and stomach pain and pain, pain.
I just get s... I get so annoyed by businesses that are only open from, like, 8:00 to 5:00 during the week. I get-
Uh, like ours?
Yeah, like ours.
[laughs]
And then you get all these people like, "Oh, I can't, I have work. Can you mail it to me?" Then all of a sudden it's my problem. It's like, no, if you can't pick it up, don't try to win.
[laughs] Well, you know, sometimes we can make a special, you know, accommodations.
Yeah.
I guess.
I'll be delivering th- this one prize to this one listener who called me, 'cause I feel bad for him. He's, he, he asked his friend to pick it up for him. He said, "No, you're on your own." [laughs]
Wow.
Like, yeah [laughs], like dump that friend.
What a bro-
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. Dump him. Dump him. I'm always down for dumping friends.
Yeah.
[laughs]
Yeah.
Well, dude, yeah, thanks for grabbing me the sandwich, Peaches. It's, uh, delicious. It will hopefully power me through the, uh, country music stuff I have to do again.
Oh, again?
Dude, it, it never ends.
Why?
It never ends, dude. It's just gonna keep going on and on and on.
Dump that stupid thing.
[laughs]
I'm sick and tired of hearing about it.
[laughs] Dude, trust me, I'm trying to tell you-
If the station was done right the first time, we wouldn't, we wouldn't have this mess.
I know. I know. But then I, you know, I got sidetracked dealing with Christmas music.
Oh.
Dude, this time of year, me and Josh are-
What, what, what do you have to deal with with Christmas music?
We're into Christmas music.
Because it's all the same.
You got, you got to, uh, you know-
There's cl- There's the classics that everyone likes.
Mm-hmm.
And then there's the modern twists on the same old classics.
Yeah, but you gotta loo-
What else is there to add?
I gotta go back and look at, uh, the last few years of data and determine if any songs have stood the test of time that are newer, so we can add some new flare in. And I found some new songs and, you know, I've gotta shuffle clocks around and gotta make sure everything's gonna work.
Nobody listening to Classy right now is going, "Man, I wish Meghan Trainor had a remix of this Jingle Bells song."
I think Meghan Trainor does have a Jingle Bells song.
No kidding. I bet she does.
[laughs] I think she does.
I bet if I said Lorde has a remix of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer, I'm sure that exists somewhere.
Probably, and I'd have to fight with Josh about it 'cause he doesn't like Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. I don't know what his problem is.
Who cares about your personal preferences?
I know.
I would never play Sublime again on this channel-
Well-
... if it was up to us.
Okay, there's one song in particular that I don't care what it... Well, actually there's a few. There are songs that get played at Christmastime that are not Christmas songs or are just terrible. Christmas Shoes, garbage.
That's a sad song.
It's one of the worst songs of all time. It should not be played. And yes, just because it has a little bit of a Christmas theme... You know, we're not playing that, what, what was it? Uh, John Denver, Daddy Please Don't Get Drunk On Christmas, or whatever [laughs] it's called. You know, we're not throwing that out there even though it's funny.
I wonder what his mindset was when coming up with, coming up with that song. You know, 'cause-
He probably had a drunk dad at Christmas-
[sighs]
... who, you know, ruined Christmas time and time again.
Your dad beat you up so bad that you became a musician. And then you wrote a song about [laughs] your, your dad beating you up.
[laughs]
And then it becomes a popular hit. [laughs]
And then another song that always gets played at Christmastime is the Peanuts theme.
Yeah.
You know? [singing]
Don't, don't, uh, insult that in front of Maddie.
[singing] It's not a Christmas song.
Ma- Maddie will throw hands. That is her all-time... She has a bunch of Snoopy, uh, decorations at her desk.
I'm not against the song, it's just it's in every Peanuts thing. You wanna watch The Great Pumpkin? [singing]
Oh, it's A Very Peanuts Thanksgiving. [singing]
It's not a Christmas song. Why is it on every Christmas station?
Charlie Brown Goes to the... [laughs] Charlie Brown Gets A Colonoscopy. [singing]
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