Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick off with concert chaos, awkward backstage encounters, and Peaches creeping around the Mountain America Center with a guitar like a suspicious roadie. But things escalate quickly when the conversation shifts to a woman dying on Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion, and the guys immediately turn it into a dark comedy brainstorming session for “the best Disney ride to die on.” Spoiler: Space Mountain and the teacups both make the list.
From there, Peaches dives into Disneyland’s actual haunted history, Viktor reads a list of “gruesome park deaths” like it’s bedtime stories for emos, and the two debate whether Disney medics wear Mickey ears while performing CPR. This unravels into a full-blown investigation of MagicalPassings.com, a supposed Disney-themed funeral company that turns out to be a parody site (sadly). Cue discussions about KISS-branded caskets, Tool’s overpriced coffins, and Peaches declaring funerals should be “more fun” while Viktor plays a Steamboat Willie horn sound effect.
Somewhere amid all the ghost talk and gallows humor, Peaches drops the bomb that he’s officially Facebook official with Aubrie — prompting Viktor and Jade to roast him relentlessly while also confirming he’s attending the In This Moment show with severe back pain and emotional damage. By the end, the boys are talking nudist concerts, Gene Simmons’ hospital merch, and haunted Disneyland trivia, proving once again that chaos is a love language.
If you’ve ever wanted to hear two radio hosts debate death, Disney, and dating in the same breath, this episode is your unholy grail.