The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. I feel like they copied Nine Inch Nails somewhat with that, song there. Maybe a little bit. I mean, it's it's a good new song, but it's just kinda kinda average. Kinda like the last Sleep Token album, the new one.
It's like Or the last couple of I Prevail songs. Yeah. You know, bands it it happens with every band, Peaches. They reach, you know, like some kind of a peak, and it's really hard for them to ever get back to that. Like, with nine inch nails, for example, I'd say the downward spiral, that was their big peak.
The fragile was pretty big. And I like everything they put out since, but nothing matches those two albums or I don't know. You think about, like, Ozzy. Nothing matches Blizzard of Oz or Diary of a Madman. You know?
Later Black Sabbath albums. They just don't compare to the beat. I think the thing is when it comes to newer bands, they spend, you know, years and years and years writing songs before they blow up. So they have this pile of their very best stuff Yeah. Absolutely.
When they finally hit a label and their debut album or their second album will be really, really good. But then they have to come up with all new stuff in a short amount of time. And you can't do it. No. It's kinda like projects around here.
Yeah. Ex exactly. Not my best efforts, but it's something. No. Like, I mean, thankfully, I've got a bank of songs that I never recorded that are really good.
So if one of these days I ever get around to recording music, I'll be able to put out some good stuff even though in the last couple years, I've only written, like, two songs. You know? Because it takes a long I'm really picky about the arrangements and things. That's why it took Axl Rose, what, thirteen years to do, Chinese democracy. And I still gotta say the Guns N' Roses debut album's the best debut album of all time.
Best debut album of all time. For destruction? Oh, that's a tough one. Okay. I wouldn't say Tool's debut album's the best debut album of all time.
I wouldn't say Nine Inch Nails either. Oh, Acid Bath's debut album's pretty good. I just looked it up. Best debut rock albums of all time. Appetite for Destruction, very first one right there.
I see Are You Experienced from the Jimi Hendrix experience. Alright. Alright. I see, Licensed to Ill from the Beastie Boys, Led Zeppelin one, The Doors with their self titled debut. Yeah.
That that's a really good one. Oh, there we go. Yeah. The Fame from Lady Gaga. That's the best rock rock debut album of all time right there.
The Internet in their list. Yeah. And what else there was another one that popped into my head that was really good as a debut album. System of a Down's, first album. Oh, yeah.
I like it better than Toxicity. Nirvana Bleach? Nirvana Bleach is pretty good. I I would still say Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction. I mean, you got mister Brownstone, you got Sweet Child of Mine, Welcome to the Jungle, Paradise City.
But I yeah. I'm not too into that album. You know, I I don't know why. I my favorite G and R is still Chinese democracy, which shouldn't even be called a G and R album. There's also Holy Diver Dio.
Oh. That's, pretty much after. I'm looking at the list here from ultimateultimateclassicrock.com. Black Sabbath Black Sabbath. This one is He created metal.
But here's the thing. They these lists always glorify Led Zeppelin, and Led Zeppelin to me, blech. I'm not I would rather listen to anything else but Led Zeppelin. I'm not a big Led Zeppelin fan. They have a few songs I like, but, I'm, like, never throwing on Led Zeppelin.
If listeners wanna chime in, by the way, we are actually live for the first time in quite a long time. 02/2015 on the noon hour of madness and mayhem. That's right. I've been out for a bit on the on the road. Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin is what they have at number one from 1969.
But at number two, they got All Things Must Pass from George Harrison and Now now wait a minute. That that's ahead of RU experience from the Jimi Hendrix experience at number three. What? And then Appetite for Destruction, Guns N' Roses at four. Yeah.
I I I don't know about that. But then five, Please Please Me, The Beatles. I it's hard to say because when it came out, it changed the world. But, like Same with Black Sabbath like you just said. Like, I'm not a fan whatsoever of the the early Black Sabbath stuff.
Yeah. I much prefer Ozzy solo Ozzy Ozzy solo career. Yeah. And I like Sabbath better. I still like Ozzy solo stuff.
We gotta call her. Should we get them all here? See what they got. K. Bear, you're live on the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem.
Who's this? This is Josie. Josie, what's, your what what do you think is the greatest rock debut album of all time? I'm, stuck on Everclear World of Noise. I that's one I wouldn't have thought of.
And, you know, I'll be honest in that I over the years, haven't listened to tons of Everclear. So, I might have to just throw it on and give it a listen. You've drank it more than you've listened to it. Yeah. Right?
Right? Yeah. Man, man, maybe you should allow a request. I'd like to request Fire Maple song from that album. Alright.
We'll have to dig up a copy. I'm sure that's not in the system. But Yeah. Unfortunately not. I just looked it up here.
We'll add it to the list, and we'll see if we can get it, soon, man. For sure. I appreciate appreciate that. Right on, man. Peace.
Thanks. Yeah. What about what about Blizzard of Oz? Van Halen Van Halen number six on this list here from Ultimate Classic Rock. Yeah.
We got another caller here. Hey. You're live on the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. Who's this? Troublemaker.
Troublemaker. What you got for the best debut album of all time? Before Troublemaker gets to that point, Black Sabbath Black Sabbath is number seven on this list here. Alright. Alright.
Right below Van Halen's debut and then The Doors at eight. Alright. Alright. Troublemaker, what's your, what do you think is the greatest rock debut album? Yeah.
I gotta say Godsmack. Oh, Godsmack. We actually got did you see what Godsmack sent us, Peaches? Yeah. I turned around.
When I first walked in here, I saw they just sent us, this massive is it like a drum stool pad or is it like a It's, it looks like a floor tom head. It's a drum head signed by the entire band. And I don't recall being told that was coming, but I was like, cool. Thanks, Godsmack. Oh, here's another great debut rock album.
Kill them All from Metallica. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's see.
No Slayer's what yeah. Slayer's raining blood. Let's see what's That's not a that's not their debut. Hey. And coming up tomorrow, my favorite Pantera.
Yes. Pantera? Pantera. No. He's gonna go see them tomorrow at the, Utah First Credit Union Amphitheater.
But I mean tickets for them. Their debut album, Oh, I thought it. Yeah. That was that was That was power metal. Right?
Isn't that what it was called? Yeah. Right. They started their own their own journey. We should play old Pantera.
Slayer Show No Mercy. Show No Mercy is their debut. Is their debut and it has, yeah, Evil Has No Boundaries. Yeah. Couple of great tracks on there.
Yeah. Wasn't wasn't that great, but they grew to be awesome. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely.
Well, good to hear from you, troublemaker. Hope you have a good rest of the week. Yep. You too. See you.
Right on. Peace, man. We got another call. Should we just go to them? Yeah.
Let's just see what they got. K. Barrett, you're live on the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. Are you ready to give us your greatest rock debut album? Hey.
What's up, boss? Yeah. I got it. What is it, Stewart? Hybrid theory.
Hybrid theory? By the way, Another fantastic album. I I'm surprised that's not on the list. By the way, Blizzard of Oz from Aussies is number 18 on this list. Okay.
Alright. They also have, ahead of it, music from Big Pink from the band. You can tell that's some old guy here. What is that? Murmur from REM for number 16.
I'll get out of here with that. The SEX pistols. Oh, god. Peaches. Talking Heads 77 from Talking Heads, number 13.
What about King Crimson in the Court of the Crimson King? Crimson. Let's see here. Wonder if they'd throw that on there. I'm trying to use the control f function on here.
Sometimes it doesn't work. Number 2929? On the list. Yeah. Alright.
That's cool. That's cool. Alright. Well, I appreciate the call, man. Hope you have a good rest of the week.
Yeah. No problem. You too. Right on. Peace.
Yeah. Hybrid Theory. Another great album. Yeah. It it's not on that list.
Is that not their debut album? Hybrid. Nope. Not on this list. I don't think so.
Search for Lincoln. Maybe that's not their debut. Linkin Park's debut album is Zero x e r o, but I think that got later changed to Hybrid Theory. Okay. Gotcha.
Yeah. Let me look at Linkin Park. Alright. Alright. I'm not on the list.
I can tell some old head wrote this. Wow. Yeah. Iron Maiden Iron Maiden at number 40. Okay.
It's the very last one on the list here. But yeah. And I still think It's a decent list. I still think Guns N' Roses. Number one.
Habitat for Destruction. I don't know what for sure I'd pick. I'd I'd I'd probably say Sabbath just because it changed the world. Changed the world, but so did GNR, killed hair metal. And it it killed hair metal?
It did. Well, both, Kill them All from Metallica started did did that start thrash metal? I think that started thrash metal. Oh, what started thrash metals? We looked that up real fast.
I think, like, Exodus gets the crown for that or maybe even, what's that band's name they made the documentary about? Anvil. Who started thrash metal? I Let me look it up for you too. It's just telling me the big the big four did.
Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax, Metallica. Yeah. But there had to be a first one. Come on. Who started thrash metal?
K Bear, you're live on the new now of Madness and Mayhem. Who's this? This is Devin. Alright, Devin. Do you have a great rock debut album?
You know, I I'd say my greatest is System of Down, but I do want to give a shout out to Nickelback. Oh. Nickelback put out a good debut album. They blew up. They blew up big.
Yeah. I think that that deserves a shout out just because that was when they were actually good and not hated. So Yeah. Yeah. What what was it called?
Nickelback debut album? I actually don't remember. It's called CURB. CURB in the state. Is that it?
Or just called CURB? No? Is that wait. Hold on. Yeah.
They're they're back to the, discussion about thrash metal. There are a number of bands that are kinda credited with adding thrash elements. You know, even going back to, like, Black Sabbath, Queen, Diamond Head, which, you know, Metallica covered Am I Evil. Yeah. King Diamond.
Yeah. I'm following him. But then, you know, Venom Venom was pretty early. Maybe Venom. Hard to say.
Hard to say. But well, good good, good picks, man. Appreciate the call. Yeah. Thanks.
Alright. Peace. Alright. We'll be back with, I think it's enough of that crap, Peaches. Eleven minutes on the air.
Should've been playing the music. Eleven. It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. I am Peaches. I'm Victor Wilt.
Peaches, did you see this advice post where somebody said, my girlfriend hasn't kissed me since I ate a cricket two months ago? That's the whole post. Did mine post that? Was it from a particular girl that might rhyme with, Bobry? No.
This was my girlfriend hasn't kissed me since I ate a cricket two months ago. So I I saw you smooching at the show, Peaches. So you're not the cricket eater. But do you think she would kiss you if you ate a cricket? If I told her, probably not.
I don't know. Well, she would eventually. Right? She likes to hide off the air. Otherwise, I would call her right now and try to get her on here.
No. She doesn't like to be on there. She doesn't like the the digital footprint, anything of that sort. So Ah. Okay.
Alright. Nothing posted on social media. Because I mean, we've eaten a lot of crickets around here. And I mean, she's real. You saw her.
Some guy I think troublemaker called in to traffic school on Friday. I was like, we need to see if Peach's girlfriend's real. She is real. I met her. She's very nice, and she does exist.
So And she's also tall too. She's tall. You guys are gonna create monsters. Just like, you know, that game of thrones where the, you know, the one guy's talking to the the giant woman. He's like, oh, the monsters we create together.
Maybe I should put that in the, your peach's pit party imaging. You should. You should. Yeah. I was just thinking, you know, this might be a troll post.
Because if not, how long you know, if your girlfriend refused to kiss you for eating something, at what point would you finally dump her? I I just talked about some other post about this girl went on a date with some guy. They went to the restaurant, and the guy was making snide comments the entire time like, you you really eat that? That's that's what is that you're eating? What an idiot.
That's This is gross. What do you what do you why are you eating the food? You know, then then just kept making comments like that to the point where she's like, I'm out of here and just left the restaurant. Well, there are weird people out there that I I don't know. Maybe they date to troll or they just do not understand how to be a human being.
Well, I myself, I don't talk at all when I eat. I just focus on the food and that's it. Meanwhile, Aubrey and her family, they all they do is talk the entire time. And I'll they ask me, like, how's the food? I'll look up with, like, a mouthful of food and be like, what do you want?
And then they kinda get the hint to it. Well, maybe you should throw in a little conversation here and there, Peaches, because people like to hear people talk, especially, you know, if you're a radio person, they expect you to talk. Well, I already talk multiple hours out of the day every single day. Last thing I wanna do is, you know, talk if I'm not getting paid for it. Well, that's that's why I tell people to text me.
When my phone rings, I'm like, what are you doing? Right. Don't you know what I do all day? I hate the forced etiquette when it comes to being on the phone with people. Why can't I just be like, what do you want?
Yeah. I I know you do. Because you don't even say goodbye. You just all of a sudden click. Yeah.
And you're like, okay. Peaches is off the phone. If I ever say goodbye to somebody, it usually means, like, I'm never talking to you again. Yeah. You don't do that with listeners, though.
You'll say something like peace or, you know I'll say see you. Cool. See you. Yeah. Chat with you later.
But you don't do that on the phone. No. You'll call me, talk to me about something for, you know, ten minutes, and then all of a sudden you're gone. I got what I needed to talk to you about. That's it.
That's all we gotta do. And it's probably something you could've texted me for. Don't call my phone. We got more advice on the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem or people are posting an r slash advice Yeah. On Reddit.
It's not like we're asking this advice. We're just hard up for content. I did see a a good, I saw with that theme again on Facebook where it's like, I don't care how tough of a situation I'm in. I'm never gonna contact a radio station and ask the DJs for advice. Why?
We give good advice. I got the best advice. Call me. I'll guide your life in a positive direction. Always.
I think I've helped out a listener or two. I think there was one time I have the couple break up on the air. Well, this is a breakup question here actually. And, I figured I'd help this person out. Says my, male 32, wife, female 29, just told me she's in love with her best friend.
How do I handle this? Get with her best friend. No. Okay. That's one answer, peaches.
Assert your dominance. Oh my god. So I am the alpha. So he says, you know, they don't have kids. They got jobs.
She wants a divorce. And he just like, what am I supposed to do? Here's what you do, bro. Move on. Alright.
That's what you gotta do sometimes in life. You know, breaking ups breaking up's hard, Peaches. Is the best friend a dude? No. Oh, it's a girl?
It's a girl. Okay. So he's probably feeling a little self conscious. You know? Dudes are kinda weird.
But, you know, if somebody wants to break up with you, they don't wanna be with you. Here it is. Just move on. Find somebody new. All those years, however long you dated that girl.
Right? Mhmm. All those crushes you somewhat developed in the back of your mind, you know, all those women online that you're like, I haven't talked to this girl since high school, and now she's hot. Maybe I should give her a chance. Now is your now is your shot.
Yeah. You got the freedom to do so. Slide into the DMs. Don't be creepy. Yeah.
Don't be creepy. But opened up with, like, a nice Hey. How how long has it been? Yeah. How how have you been?
I just had happened to stumble across your page. I swear I wasn't searching for it, and I just wanna see how you're doing. And then if she leaves you on red, you give her that nice Dutch van der Linde response of well, and then I can't send the rest of it. Right. Because usually when it comes to breakups, it's only one of the people who wants to break up.
Mhmm. Right? And so the other one's frustrated. And breaking up sucks, but eventually, it gets better. As soon as the girl dyes her hair and starts posting inspirational quotes, that's when you know it's over.
That's when you know it's I I need to focus on myself. Kick him out the door. But, yeah, if if somebody doesn't wanna be with you, you should, like, really pay attention to that and be like, oh, why would I wanna be with someone who doesn't wanna be with me? They change the wallpaper from you guys together to some stupid baby, something like that that belongs to, like, I don't know, their cousin. Yeah.
Just call them back. Be like, good. I don't wanna be with you either. I'm saying this from personal experience. Move on.
Just move on. It it just blows my mind how psycho some people get when it comes to, breaking up. I'll show them. It's It's like just Look at me now. Get a life.
I'm on a radio show, Victor. Where's she at? Not doing anything. Wrapping up the noon hour of madness and mayhem, I am Peaches. I am Victor Will.
I turn 29 in ten days. Who's counting? I guess somebody is. But, you know, Aubrey was trying to, do something nice for me. And she was like, well, I don't necessarily wanna gift you, like, a t shirt or be bland like that.
So she knew I was she gets these massages, like, every month at the some some place in Rexburg. Right? And so she booked me one for one hour. How many people are this gonna take? That's why I was gonna make a whole joke with you.
It's like, how many masseuses is it gonna take for them to or how how big does does the table need to be for them to lay face down on there? And will they charge extra if they have to, like, you know there's all this stomach. There's all this back. You know, this guy's equal to two people. Alright?
Come on. This ain't fair. Get down to my underpants too, and the rope makes me so uncomfortable. Do you have oh, I was gonna ask. Yeah.
Do you have to strip all the way down? How many disgusting bodies do you think the masseuses have to see? Oh, tons. But they make pretty good money. Do they?
You know, I think so. I think it's a a good paying job. Watch a masseuse be listening to us right now just laughing at us saying, oh, they think I make a ton. Yeah. I I don't make crap to rub all over these horrific people.
Yeah. These disgusting bodies that I see around here. Oh, my back hurts. Well, alright. I'm not gonna be mean.
Put for the two of Peaches needs a pal video. Before we get to today's massage, can you can you just pan the the the camera on your phone from right to left? I'm just sitting by myself on the table just in my underpants, and then we'll put it on. That would be pretty funny. Well, you have to let me know how it goes.
I don't really like people, touching me. So I'm I'm very ticklish too. So I'm ticklish. If someone gets me in the back of the knee or the foot, I'm kicking. Yeah.
I'm kicking hard. Exactly. I'd be squirming, and it would be weird. So I've never had a pro massage, but I'd I'd consider it, I guess. The noon hour of Madness of Mayhem is a production of Riverbend Media Group.
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