Ep. 75 - Public Humiliation: The Fantasy Football Way - 08/13/2025
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Ep. 75 - Public Humiliation: The Fantasy Football Way - 08/13/2025

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The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. Starting off the noon hour with Deaf Tones, my mind is a mountain. I am a literal mountain. I am peaches here by myself once again. Victor is out for the entire week.

I hope you're having a great hump day so far. We are in the exact middle of the middle day of the week. Yeah. Sorry. I thought I'd point that out.

But, we determined what exactly we are going to do, I think, for the Riverbend Fantasy Football League. If you're this this is the first time you're hearing me talking about this. I was, able to convince nine other people here in the office to join our Fantasy Football League. Victor, I I I didn't want him didn't want him to join. I just felt like he, he he would have asked me what to do the whole time.

He wouldn't have cared, like, halfway through the season. When I when I play Fantasy Football, I want everybody else to be heavily involved. I want them to be into it the entire season. And, well, we determined what's gonna happen to the loser. Not only are they going to get that, embarrassing trophy.

I'm hoping that, maybe I should get my dad on the show, talk to him about it on the air. I I'm I'm thinking about having, you know, my parents make a a loser trophy, a giant loser trophy, and also a a trophy for the first place winner. But, also, for the last place person now, the big boss man down the hallway came up with this idea. So if he if he's the one who said it, we can do it. Right?

He basically said the loser has to make a promo that airs on all channels, all 13 of them, saying something like, hi. This is Peaches. I'm a fantasy football loser. I suck. I'm the absolute worst.

Goes on from there, you know, for about, like, thirty seconds. Just publicly humiliate myself, put it in heavy rotation. It just plays every so often. Just me admitting that I'm horrible. But I don't think I'll be getting last place.

I think there's a couple of other people in the in the league that will, well, who knows? It's all luck based, really. Sorta mostly luck, but also you kinda see who's doing somewhat decent. It's always fun when you play in a fantasy football league with people who have never done it before. They keep yelling out, I don't know what to do, but somehow they end up in first place.

I feel like we'll have some, sleepers in this league. We got a couple people from down the hall. We got Jacob. We got Mac, one of our new, salespeople. We got Maddie, who's been on the air with me plenty of times.

She hosted Jank Show last Saturday. She's gonna host Jank Show again this Saturday. We got literally the entire the entire Tyler family. We got Josh Chantelle. Well, we're missing Emery, but Josh Chantelle, their son, Beck, are gonna be involved.

10 people, only one champion in the, Riverbend Fantasy Football League. We'll see who wins out on top. We'll have the draft this Friday. Maybe I'll do some, social media posting with it. Maybe I'll go live on the KhabAir Facebook page.

If just if you if you're that bored on a Friday evening, you might as well watch it. KhabAir one zero one FM on all social media platforms. The Foos on KhabAir one zero one, Idaho's only rock station. I'm thinking for my birthday coming up in sixteen days. Who's counting?

You know? I'm thinking for my birthday on the twenty ninth. That's the day that I leave to go back home to California for a week, celebrate with my family, my friends back home. First time doing that since, 2023, maybe 2022. Yeah.

I think 2022. But I was thinking I was maybe gonna pass this by, Victor, or maybe just do it and say, hey. Sorry. But on my birthday, for the afternoon show at least, just do all songs that I want everyone to hear, all Peaches picks for the entirety of the afternoon show and see how that goes. Maybe I should make it a voting poll on the, K Bear one zero one Idaho rock and metal Facebook group.

Maybe all songs that I've played as picks of the day that are gonna be played. I don't I don't know. By the way, if you haven't, joined our Kay Bear one zero one Facebook group, please do so. It's always fun in there. Wait.

What did I just see pop up on the screen? I just exited out of it, but I think, the community chat for the Kay Bear group is going away soon. Well, that sucks. I asked the, question. It's not my to peach their own question.

It might be, but I don't wanna just sit there during the 04:00 hour and have people list off bands and go, okay. Let me check them out. Let me add them to the list. I just asked the question, what band do you think should be way bigger than the R? There's a couple people that are very adamant when it comes to, when it comes to their favorite band and trying to push them on the air.

They, like, hit us up or they put it in the comment section. And they'll say things like, I've been trying to get Kbra to play this band for quite some time, but they haven't. Oh, well. You know, things like that. Matt wrote Fozzy, which I could definitely throw on one of their tracks at least during the, noon hour here.

Silverstein from Jeff with Emery and Berlin, four year strong. He's basically naming a whole bunch of, nostalgia bands that you would definitely hear on alt one zero one, Idaho's alternative. You can download the app for it today through any app store. Lonnie wrote Sleek Theory. They're blowing up.

I I'm I'm excited for them to see how big they can get. You know, back in 2022, we had Bad Omens in studio, and look how big they've become. That was before the Death of Peace of Mind came out. I think it was 2021 when they stopped by because I think that album came out in late twenty twenty one. But it was around the time around the time the album came out was when they were in our studio with us.

And I think Phyllis interviewed them and, yeah, what what a great, what a great, choice that was to have those guys stop on by because now they're huge in the scene. Mark writing the local band, Godbone. You should check them out. Godbone. They're awesome.

If you you just wanna answer that question, you can on the Kay Barrett one zero one Idaho Rocky Metal Facebook group. What band do you think should be way bigger than they are? So the Instagram page that we've talked about before, the, crappy radio jock page, They have posted all about The Woody Show and that influencer, Akana drama that I've mentioned on both this program and my afternoon show. They mentioned the whole drama, the full summary of what's been going on between the two. Basically, what I've I'll I'll just go over it real fast.

The Woody Show does does a segment I can't say the name of on the air because that would be a JPA, a Jade Pucker Alert. The, people on the show determined whether this person that they interview, they find on the street is this or that. Well, the person they found on the street turns out to be an influencer who has 1,400,000 followers. And, basically, what ended up happening is that the the dudes on the show started rating her from one to 10, which is already a cringe thing to do. I mean, let's be honest here.

If you're still going, she's a solid eight or he's a solid seven, stop. You know? I I personally don't ever do that. It's, like, a solid six. What?

Like, what? But they basically, were trying to overall say on the show just a couple of the people on the show said she was ugly. And so she then did a whole video saying, hey. I was interviewed by this radio show and then judged for my appearance. So her dedicated fans started attacking The Woody Show and all of that, and they, started reporting the, producer's account to the point where it got removed off of Instagram.

Yeah. It's getting intense over there. So, overall, people in the comments were saying, oh, rating a woman from one to 10 is lazy radio, and these were other radio people. So I had to chime in saying, there's peak lazy radio out there that The Woody Show is not doing. And by that, I mean, they're not doing the stupid phone call segments.

They're not doing the stupid weather updates. If you still do a weather update as a radio show in 2025, you need to get out of the business. Like, anybody can pull out their phone and check and see what the weather is like. Even traffic updates, get rid of those. No need for a sponsored traffic update.

I was listening to, what radio station was it in LA, and they still had this, traffic update brought to you by, and then it just goes right into the sponsor and then has the guy talk real fast. On the 405, we got a congested six lanes. Of course, there's a whole lot of cars out there. In LA, the only traffic update you should do is it's completely gridlock. Get out get off the highway and don't drive.

Simple as that. Right? I just don't understand why we still need traffic updates, weather reports, even the people, the morning shows like Elvis Duran's morning show who still does horoscopes. And they jump around the room and say, Pisces, this is yours. Virgo, this is yours.

Capricorn, this is yours. Who wants to hear that? Who says, oh, I really needed that to get my day going. I really needed that on this morning show. The second date update crap, get rid of that.

Maybe I should do a whole social media. I was thinking about it of doing, things radio needs to get rid of in the modern age and post it on social media, make it a heavily edited TikTok, and say, if your radio show is still doing this, drop it. Or tag a radio show that's still doing this and put the or tag a radio show in the comments and see how many people will comment with a wide variety of radio shows still doing the same old boring segments. Innovate. You know?

Come up with some new stuff. At least The Woody Show was daring. You know, it wasn't the best segment, but at least they're daring to try something new. And that's what you gotta do. You gotta catch up to the modern age of podcasting, and you there's so many options people can listen to nowadays.

So many options. I talked about it yesterday with Howard Stern, how he was all upset that these, modern podcasters have way better streaming numbers compared to him. He's now just a celebrity interviewer who puts out his hardcore political opinion on the air, and, you know, it's and he's older. He's 71. He should have passed the torch a while ago saying, hey.

I'm now done. I've made my money. Let's see who else can, become the king of all media. Wrapping up this, solo noon hour of Madness and Mayhem by saying that this Saturday, August 16, Justin from one zero five the Hawk, Josh from Classy ninety seven, they're both gonna be at the Idaho Falls Farmers Market from 9AM to 2PM along Memorial Drive. They'll be collecting donations for the Idaho Falls Community Food Basket.

You can see a full list of what exactly the food basket needs by going to the Farmer's Market link right there through the Cabare app, the Alt app, or the Cannonball one zero one app. You'll see things like cereal they're in high need of, canned chili, mac and cheese. I see canned veggies as well. You can bring a two pound bag of rice. Any other shelf stable food you wish to donate would be greatly appreciated.

And then after you donate, you can explore over 170 local vendors at the Idaho Falls Farmers Market. Happens every Saturday from 9AM to 2PM. But this Saturday, Josh from Classy, Justin from one zero five The Hawk, they'll be there with the Riverbend Media Group booth. Go, donate what you can, and, I'll be back at, two for Peach's pit party. I will see you then.

I'll leave you with architects. Everything ends. See you then. The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information or to contact the show, visit riverbendmediagroup.com.