The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. Yo. It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. Hello, Peaches. Hello.
It's Friday. Yeah. Not like anybody already knew that. Maybe they woke up real hungover, had no idea what was going on. What day is it?
Where am I? They might not know. And then they tuned in for this show to find out. I I was listening to an old Howard Stern clip and apparently he was fired before for saying the wrong day on the air. What?
So I guess old radio programmers really take that stuff seriously. I guess so. Hey, everybody. It's Tuesday today. I thought it was Monday, Peaches.
No. I'm kidding. It's Sunday. We're here for some reason on the weekend. Yeah.
We hope your weekend has been awesome. Sorry you gotta work tomorrow for Monday, but, you know. Old radio programmers are so dumb. They overthink everything. They really do.
Like every little thing It's a quarter past the hour. Yeah. Like, counting down time. There was a lot of stupid things the radio did back in the day and that a lot of stations still do today. All you gotta do is yap.
You know, it's not that hard. Well, Salt Lake City, Josh and I were in the classy studio, and I forgot that in Salt Lake City, for some reason, at right after Josh and Chantel were announced as the morning duo on Classy 97, all of a sudden, John and Chantel pop up on a station called Mix in Salt Lake City, and their show absolutely sucks. Well It's one of the worst shows I've ever heard. Josh and I were listening to the podcast version of the show, and this lady's like, hey, by the way, did you hear? And she just gave the whole rundown of the radio prep right then and there.
Like, few people aren't enjoying movies anymore, like, all this stuff. Sounds like a typical morning radio show. Mhmm. Just read the prep. Why put any effort in?
Why try to do anything unique? Well, Victor, did you know that Boise has a serial butt slapper? I well, I did because I talked about that, last week. Was it in radio prep today? No.
I I saw the TikTok video of this one girl saying like, hey, the rate I I she did the stupid thing. She's like, I listened to the radio for the first time in forever and they were telling me about this Boise butt slapper and she was calling Boise Boise. Yeah. And everybody in Idaho was like, how dare you? Like, just falling screaming at her.
Everything. It's kinda like radio programmers nitpicking everything. Who cares if they call your town Boise? Well Right? I hear plenty of people say Ida Falls.
Ida Falls. Ida Falls. That's not the name. Ida Falls? All the time.
Ida Falls, peaches. Poor lady. Well, Southern California said, you know what? We can do better. And instead of butt slapping, we get this serial butt sniffer.
I did talk about serial butt sniffer today. Did you did you see the video of him in the Barnes Bubble? I did see him sniffing butts. And it's not the first time he's been arrested for butt sniffing. Right.
Yeah. No. Well, the the people were making fun of his ears in the Instagram mug shot. Saying that he could hear those farts coming from from a mile away. But this one poor lady is in a Barnes and Noble.
This one lady? But this one lady is just sitting there in the, the Second Aisle, Number 2 of, Barnes and Noble and she's going through the books. And the guy just He probably always hangs out the guy I do. Right there. And he just gets down and hunches down and just takes a whiff.
And she knew what he was doing, like, she recognized him as the serial butt sniffer. Oh, jeez. And then put the phone on the shelf to record her looking at a book. Oh. And, of course, he's, like, crouched down behind her.
And he kinda reminds me of David Goggins, which I just it makes me laugh in my head thinking that this guy thinks like David Goggins, talks like David Goggins. Maybe it is David Goggins. You can't live hardcore. Unless you sniff the fuck. Unless you sniff the fuck.
I do a 102,000 a day. Say it ain't so. I will not go. The new hour of madness and mayhem. Did you even have anything else, Peaches?
Or were you is Bud Sniffer all that was on your list? Bud Sniffer was all that on my list. But if you want to, honor, Ozzy in a certain way Mhmm. You can go play Brutal Legend for free. Oh, really?
Mhmm. That's awesome. Like on Steam or something? Yeah. I I sent that to you yesterday.
Oh, sorry. I, I need to catch up on all my messages. But, Ozzy, yes, a character in Brutal Legend and free, but only for six hundred sixty six minutes. That was two days ago. Oh, really?
Yeah. So I'm guessing it's not free. I own the game on, on disc. I had it on the PlayStation three, I think. Is that what it came out on?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I'm I might still have it. I'd have to go look through my, my pile of discs, but Maddie really liked that game, so she might have taken it with her when she moved. Maddie, your daughter, not the, the one down the hall.
Yeah. Yeah. Just having to clarify her. The game came out 02/2009. It's a long time ago, but it's a really fun game.
You got Jackie in there? Yeah. Jack Black is the the main character. I mean, it's one of the most metal games of all time. You got Rob Halford?
Mhmm. It's really good. Really good. So again, we don't know if it's, I mean, six hundred sixty six minutes is not a lot of minutes. That's like part of a day.
Right? I've I guess I could go, six six six divided by sixty. That was only for eleven hours. That's not very long. It's done.
I don't think it'd be all that expensive anyway for a game that's how old? Yeah. 16 years old. Yeah. I I'd still like to give it another go.
I never beat it. I got you know, at the end when you're having to, like, build all these things and, you know, like, fight the final battle and it kinda turns into a I don't know what you'd call that type of game, but you're, like, building these it I I just want action. I just wanna chop stuff up. You know? I don't wanna plan a battle like, you know, the leader of an army.
It's not my kinda game. You know? Never got into, like, Warcraft or any of that kinda stuff. So, I believe my daughter did beat it, though. So anyway, it's a great game.
It's a great game. Don't let me convince you to not play it because I didn't like that part at the very end. It's it's still really fun, and if you're into metal, you're gonna get lots of good laughs. I don't think any listener is gonna be like, well, Victor Wilt said he didn't like it, so I'm not gonna play it. They better.
My opinion's the only one that matters. No. Just just kidding. I have terrible taste in all kinds of things so anyway. Thanks for the tip peaches even though it's no longer good but My bad.
Let let me see if it links here. Oh, it was some website called itch.i0 and, it's gone now. You can't buy it at all then. Brutal legend price. Yeah.
Brutal legend Steam. Let's see here. It's on Steam for $15. It has been on sale on Steam for as low as $1.49. Okay.
So you might wanna wait. It's worth a buck 50. Alright? Worth a buck 50. Here's architects.
Alright, Peaches. You might have seen this question pop up online. Is it okay to charge my kids rent? What do you think about that? No?
Don't be that parent. No. They okay. What if they're getting older? You know?
Once they reach past, I don't know, 25. You think you'd go all the way to 25? I left my parents' house at 24. You know, everyone tries to brag. I left my parents' house at 18.
Good for you. You lived back when, you know, things were three strawberries. Now I'm not that old, but I did leave my parents' house at 18 and, yeah, things were cheaper. But you also grew up here. That's true.
Yeah. And you grew up in Southern California. Yeah. See, so if if the housing is just simply not affordable like California, I could get it. But I could also get your parents charging you some rent.
Well, they should because then they're, like, giving you a deal compared to you being able to be out on your own. They should not whatsoever. They you should just pay for your own food. But paying rent, it's like you're trying to save money to be out there on your own after that and then be completely out of the parents' house. I think you should just kick your kids out at 18.
Just tell them you're you're an adult now. Time to go experience the real world. You get I say you fist fight your father. And if he can't if he can't beat you, you you get to stay. Now, listeners, I hope you know we, like, joke from time to time and he can't take everything we say seriously.
I'll fight my dad right now. Isn't that, like, the whole plot behind that movie Hot Rod? I haven't seen that. He just wants to beat up his stepdad? That's with Andy Samberg.
Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think they've, like, I'm gonna beat up my stepdad.
Isn't that a whole part of the movie with Billy Bob Thornton, mister Wood? It's been too long since I seen it either. But yeah. I think mister Wood tries dating, his mom or something, and he was, like, his old PE teacher. It's been a long time since I've seen that movie too, but I think that was a part of it.
Because I thought he has a stepdad the whole movie. And it's a stepdad. Is mister Wood. Oh, okay. Like, it was the PE teacher from back when he was a kid.
That's right. He grows up, and then his mom's like, hey, I'm now dating somebody new. But it's not Billy Bob Thornton. It's that guy. No.
It's that guy who was in, he was in what what's that western show that was on HBO? Yellowstone? No. It this is from a while back. Why can't I think of the name?
Okay. So it says here, John Farley, a self help author returns to his hometown and makes a shocking discovery. His mother, Susan Sarandon, is about to marry his former gym teacher, Billy Bob Thornton, a man who made John's life a living heck during his high school years. John sets out to prevent history from repeating itself by stopping his mother's marriage to his nemesis. Alright.
Hot rod movie. That is so is the character named Billy Bob Thornton? No. The character's name is mister Wood. I can't say the rest of it.
Okay. Oh, look. Well, you could. Yeah. That's that's not Hot Rod.
No. I said the movie, mister Wood. Oh, okay. No. Okay.
Yeah. I was still talking about Hot Rod. And then Sean William Scott who is Steve or who is in Skiffler in American Pie. Okay. Now it makes sense.
I I don't know how I missed what you were talking about. I was like, dude, no. Hot Rod. Anyway, both are pretty good movies. Hot Rod's got a whopping 39% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yeah. Mister Wood has 14. 14%. Yeah. See, these are top quality films, people.
You're looking for something good to watch this weekend. Oh, I was reading that, the new Happy Gilmore that came out today, it got bad reviews. It has, like, bad bunny in it for some reason. Like, quit it with these, like, weird casts, you know, all the time. I don't know.
I just I'd I they should have had it strictly with the old cast as much as they could. Well I don't know. On Tomatoes right now, it's sitting at 64%. They brought in Travis Kelce for that movie, I think. They also brought in, like, a who else was there?
There was another famous athlete that I'm completely forgetting right now. Seems to be dropping down. There's not a lot. Well, okay. Who the heck is bad bunny first of all?
And why is he brought into everything now? He's, a Latin artist. Yeah. But so like he's not big here. Well, no, he's big in The US, but, I don't know.
I didn't know he did movies. Because, like, he was in, he was on Saturday Night Live, and that's the reason why Adam Sandler was like, okay. Okay. He was their special guest for one week. Let's bring him on Happy Gilmore two.
Well, the audience meter is 72% right now. So maybe it's not that bad. I mean, who cares about reviews anyways? Go ahead. You could just go see the movie and watch.
If you don't like it, you don't like it. Simple stuff. Netflix, so it's easy to watch. Because I there's plenty of movies where I'm like, well, that movie was good. And then you go online, it's like, oh, 10% of Rotten Tomatoes, worst piece of crap I've seen.
Yeah. You're right. Some of the movies I like like, what what did they give, The Human Centipede? Yeah. I mean, I I love grown ups, grown ups two.
Great movies. Probably pretty bad reviews. Human Centipede looks like, 47%. So not not too bad. It's 33% higher than mister Woods.
That's right. BOC Represent. I don't know. Blue Oyster Cult, peaches. Oh, okay.
Don't fear the reaper. Sure. And it's classic. It's classic. D f t r.
What's that? Don't fear the reaper. I'm awesome. Alright. Alright.
I've been talking too much today, peaches. Been talking non stop, so I I might be running out of, brainsteam. And then I gotta go do more country music research. That's gonna be the entire rest of my day. Oof.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm just gonna send the stuff that I need to send out. I was waiting for Jay to proofread it. He hasn't done it because he's been busy.
You weren't here yesterday. Oh, yeah. You know You have you proofread it, but now you're gonna be busy, so I'm just gonna send it. Who cares? Yeah.
You you know well enough. Just send it off. I'm adding some more inspirational messages for Brian to say. Alright. And one of them is the whole Troll two quote and I can't wait for him because it says, oh my god.
And god is like 15 letters. It's just god. Alright. Well, I look forward to hearing that stuff when it's all done. What else do we have going on here?
I was just kinda scrolling the advice subreddit, and it's it's such a depressing subreddit. Dude, you're such a leftist for using Reddit, dude. Come on. I know. I know.
That comment's gonna stick in my head forever. I'm gonna be like, who comes up with that? Yeah. Because you can go to places on Reddit that are not, like, leftist at all, like the conservative subreddit. And I just think of that person every time I say, oh, by the way, I was scrolling Reddit.
They're like, oh, peaches. That that liberal. It's like, no, not even close, buddy. Come on. Yeah.
Nope. Peaches, he's, he's far right. No. I'm not. He's always wearing a red hat every day.
Yeah. Pizza Hut. Well, alright, everybody. I'm I I think we're gonna get on out of here. I I did wanna point out 1,300,000 users in the, conservative subreddit.
So They're all leftists. They're all leftists. Posting there right now. Leftists. Yeah.
Posting there right now saying oh, we just had a listener one time comment on a Facebook post saying, our DJ was a leftist because he uses Reddit. So since you guys are all in here. Since all of you leftists are in here, 1,300,000 of you, why are you on here? What? Add your Kamala stickers to your lifted trucks immediately.
That's right. Alright. Peaches will let's get Peaches will be back for the pit party. Peaches left blue party. Kicking off at 02:00 and, hope you enjoy your weekend.
I hope it doesn't suck. It's gonna be hot outside so sunscreen up but find something fun to do. Why? You gotta don't wear the sunscreen, Victor, because then you turn bright red and then you'll be Then you'll match your your their cat you're wearing, peaches. And if you wanna be blue, you just die because if your flesh turns blue That's right.
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