The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. Hey, Chase. What? Hi. How are you?
Oh, I'm doing good. Alright. Glad to hear it. Glad to hear it. You know, it's summertime.
A lot of people taking vacations. Oh, good for you if you are. I am next month. You are? You're gonna be going back home?
Yeah. August. So not technically next month. Okay. You're gonna do the Hoodlife tour while you're there?
Sure. Celebrate my 20 birthday with what I wanna do most. The Hoodlife tour. Hoodlife tour. Alright.
Well, the next time you go to New York, I was just reading about a new tour that you can take called, Garbage and Rats. All city. No. Because you gotta go to the best hot spots. Some of Manhattan's filthiest alleys and corners, $40 a ticket, and you get to follow this self proclaimed rat whisperer, through the underbelly of New York learning about their, you know, reproduction habits.
What a New York thing to do. And why not take care of the problem? No. Let's make money off of it Yeah. And spend it somewhere else.
Totally. So, yeah, you can learn about stupid thing. Rat history. We're really living in the whole whole era of the downfall of the big cities. Los Angeles, San Francisco, New York, Chicago, all of them.
But you might learn something, Peaches. Like, say you see some, dog poo on the ground. What's the first thing that comes to mind for you? You grab a bag and you pick it up. Okay.
This woman, Suzanne Reisman, she's like, oh, it's a rat snack. Yeah? Because apparently, that's part of what they feed on. It's not just garbage. So she, puts rat ears on her head, and it's a two hour tour.
You get to meet different types of rats. I thought you were about to say she goes after the poo with the rat ears on. No. As far as I know, no. She's the rat whisperer.
She has to live like one. Maybe. I live in a strict diet of dog poo and garbage. The the just real rats. So, yeah.
She said at one stop on a recent tour, a rat the size of a dachshund ran out of the bushes, and you got all these fans of rats that But New York's so great. Isn't it, Victor? Like, everybody wants to live there. Yeah. Yeah.
Everybody lives in an apartment. There are skyscrapers everywhere. Can you imagine moving in that city? You you basically see people walking all around twenty four seven. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I've only been there one time, but it was packed. It was I like the vibe. An average rent is $3,000. Yeah.
A little out of my budget for sure, but, you know, it's it's an interesting city, and I think the next time I go, I gotta take the garbage and rent to it. That that's the whole point. It's the Big Apple. You gotta love it. But I I hate that type of marketing.
It's like that's like radio. Of course, you're not gonna get paid any money. It's the labor of love. Just smack somebody in the face. Have you ever heard that from some radio executive?
Yeah. Local bands. No. You're playing for exposure. Right.
Yeah. Pay the pay the artist. Pay the artist is right. Peaches. Yeah.
How many other countries have you visited? Zero. Zero. Never been out of America, No. Okay.
Why would I spend why would I spend money on a passport just to not be able to afford an international vacation? Well, you know, driving to Mexico is probably not that bad. I'm not gonna go there. Mexico is great. I'm good.
I had a great time every time I've been there. It's very interesting. But I stumbled across post here where they were asking people outside of America, you know, what's something totally normal in your country that would shock most Americans? And I was like, alright. Well, let's look at these and see if this really sounds shocking because, you know, I've I've only been to Mexico and America.
So these things could be weird or something. Let's see. When people die, we put up little posters, printed obituaries on the walls of buildings all around town and close to the places the person liked to frequent. They have a little picture of the person, their date of birth and death, and a message of mourning from the families. This is in Bulgaria.
See, people over there care. Here in America, they'd be like, get this off my wall. Somebody's vandalized a bunch of litter around. They'd end up just we have piles of them in the garbage. Has anyone else seen these posters of people around town?
Hosted in Life in Idaho Falls. Totally. I think that's pretty cool. Maybe we should start making that a thing. You wanna go to eastidahonews.com, dig up the obituaries, and we'll just start printing them off and stick them all over the place.
I'll just put pictures of jade places. Alright. Let's see here. In Ecuador, on Saturday nights, there's a roller coaster cart that drives around town drifting, doing donuts, going super fast while playing music. It's in the shape of a worm, so they call it algunito.
That sounds awesome, but what would happen how would that work here? I don't know. People would freak out. Probably. I mean, it's 25 to ride.
Get these hoodlums out of my my cul de sac. There's no limit on how many people can get on per cart. It's unsafe, but super fun. That that would be pretty wild. Somebody's teenager here would die, and then that would be the end of it.
Yeah. Let me pull up I wanna see they say it looks like a worm, so I gotta see a picture of El Gusanito. And, let's see. The El Gusanito maybe we call it a train? Okay.
Oh, I hate it when it links to Facebook. Oh, it does look like a worm. It looks like a ride, kinda. It's just a big cart. Oh, they don't have it in motion, though.
Just everybody loading in. Kids and all, peaches. Kids and all. I think that would be fun in liven up the streets. Alright.
So these things aren't shocking. They're just like, why why don't we have this stuff? Oh, because people would freak out. That's true. There's people that post all the time about why is there why are there four police cars on my street?
How about, sauna naked with everyone? You go to the sauna Again, why do we and everyone's naked. Why do we need to see each other naked? We don't need to. The last people you wanna see naked are the ones you always see naked around here.
Yeah. Yeah. To but I'm not bothered by it. I've been to the the Put it away. I've been to the new resort multiple times, and I'm just unfazed.
Gross. Completely unfazed. Yeah. I don't know. But they they did say sauna naked with, friends, family, and strangers.
Family seems like it'd be I'm not trying to see any single part of my family naked. Right? What what is going on here? They didn't say where that was at, but Alabama? No.
This was outside of The US beaches. I okay. In Mexico, I've had to pay to use the, restroom, but I think there are places in The US that would charge people to use the restroom. Places. Charge people?
Yeah. Like, imagine you're in LA or New York. Yeah. I was gonna say it's normal over there. Yeah.
Yeah. Let's see. What else do we have here? As an American visiting Germany, I was shook by the no screens thing. Oh, I guess their house is on the windows.
No screens. They just open the windows and let all the bugs just fly on him. I made sure. I I'm think I I'm down with the screens myself walking around in bare feet. See, to me that that just sounds terrible.
Feet are all black all the time. You're stepping in. Who knows what kind of disgusting, you know, dookie and dead bugs and all. There's just people like the liver king that just, you know, do it for quote unquote health benefits. Like, we need to be like our ancestors and walk around barefoot to build up our feet.
Yeah. These shoes that you're walking on actually hurt your feet in the long run. Yeah. That type of thing? Last video, I saw the liver king.
He looked like he was pretty out there. The videos where he was trying to fight Joe Rogan. Oh, yeah. Joe Rogan has a restraining order against him. Yes.
Can't get anywhere close. Oh, man. Bags of milk, I think we've heard of that before. Yeah. I mean, I have that in my, my elementary school for some reason.
That's where I heard it. You said you had bags of milk. Yeah. At at Weaver Elementary School in Southern California, we had bags of milk that, you'd stick the straw through and drink it. Not a carton.
No. It's a bag. Bag. Like a Capri Sun? I showed you a picture of it.
Yeah. I don't remember. You know my memory. It's like a pillow of milk. Pillow of milk.
That sounds like it's just a mess waiting to happen. I don't like the sound of that. Because you would, you would stick your straw through. We didn't wanna stick it all the way through because then it would leak out the other side. Yeah.
Yeah. Totally. In a bag elementary school. A lot of these are talking about just naked people all over the place. It right there.
That looks totally like a mess about to happen. And, I mean, how many kids are spilling that all over the place? Well, they put it right all over their tray, then drink it out of the tray. Ugh. Yeah.
I don't like the sound of that. I guess it was a Southern California thing because I I posted that on TikTok a long time ago. And for some reason, somebody just recently posted a comment in there. And so I was looking at it again, looking at the comments. Everyone from Southern California said, yep.
We did that. Wow. 100%. Yeah. Never seen that in my life.
Very bizarre. Well, so far none of these are, like, really shocking me. I mean, other than how many sheer numbers of people are talking about their home country and how there's, naked people all over the place. It's just like normal. You go down to the beach, there's gonna be naked people.
Peep naked people just walking around. I mean, that's jail time in America. I don't know because Well, why do you wanna walk around naked somewhere? Like, I myself, I hate walking around in my swim trunks places. I don't want people to see me like that.
I can't imagine going naked, showing off everything. Now when you're at a nude resort, it doesn't feel weird. But if you were just walking down the street street A nude resort, it's like, if the people there you do not wanna see naked are the ones that are so enthusiastic about it. But that's the thing. You're not going to see like, that's normal hotel?
Why do we need to have a nude resort? Because it's fun and freeing. How is it fun and freeing? Or there's a draft. Like, what?
It's fun and freeing. I spilled sushi down. I was like, it's not in my area. I need to clean it up. Just like the Liver King going back to our old days.
Yeah. It's a stupid explanation there. Yeah. I know. Liver King's a maniac.
All I can say is that it's very fun and freeing. There's something wild about it where you're like, I'm naked, and I'm out in public sort of. You know? You go I still don't see the point. And have you you know, singing karaoke with nothing but shoes on.
Do people compliment you? They're like, hey. No. Because it's not about that. No.
You're just like sports okay. So you're telling me You said everybody's naked. Everybody's naked. But you're not supposed to acknowledge it. Well, I mean, I guess you could, but it's it would seem to me like that would be kinda weird because the fact that you're naked, it you're supposed to be no big deal.
But then, like, if I'm sitting there eating food and some naked dude walks in with sores all over his back and disgusting parts of his body, I'm gonna get grossed out clean. Okay. Well, that would be attention grabbing, and I haven't I haven't ever had that incident where I saw somebody come here again. People are gonna be discussed the the disgusting ones are gonna be naked there. 100%.
Yeah. But that I don't recall seeing anybody that I was disgusted by. Even, you know, the big fat guys and stuff, I just, you know, didn't care. Didn't care at all. It's so stupid.
Why not just go to a normal hotel, have a vacation? I gotta be naked for some reason. Naked. You know, you go like I can be naked in my room. You go I can go I can go to my apartment right now, take off take off all my clothes.
I'd be like, yeah. I'm naked. You can't go on a nature hike naked. Why would I want to? Because it's fine.
Poison ivy to the wrong area. Next thing you know, I'm scratching down there. Yeah. There's a trail. You don't go off the trail.
You know, you might see some snakes. There's some snakes slither up. Yeah. I've seen snakes at the pool. You know, like, oh, there's a snake in those, you know, crazy Arizonans.
They're just like, you know, one guy will just come grab it and go put it, you know, back in the There's no bushes. There's no I'm telling you. In a nude resort. It's freeing and fun. The the stupid.
Just sit by the pool. You hippie. Sit by the pool. You know, have a nice cold beverage, read a good book, make sure you got lots of sunblock on. That's for sure.
Remember, so you're naked on a vacation, I'd move my mind. That's why this is disgusting. Well, I don't think I'd invite you along, Peaches. Peaches, let's go to the nude resort. I couldn't even get you to hold my hand at the show the other night.
Out of context, people were like, We thought it would be funny. We're at the country show, Cody Jinx, and I thought it would be hilarious if I wore these those silly glasses you bought me that are all bedazzled. You know, I'm wearing a metal T shirt, and there's just cowboys all around us. And I thought if we held hands and took a photo, then it would just be funny. Yeah.
But it was nice in the hallway. And you thought those guys behind us were, like, mad dogginists, but they were just like mad dog. I'm just saying they probably would say something. I just came up with some excuse. Yeah.
But they were K Bear listeners, and they were like, we love your show. We should have had them take the picture. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, it was fun.
It was fun. The noon hour of madness and mayhem. So we're in a dilemma here, Victor. Oh, no. You know, America is the fattest it's ever been.
Mhmm. I I myself add to that. Sorry. I've been working on it. I'm working on slimming down.
But, people are finding Ozempic and all those other weight loss drugs to be too expensive. Uh-huh. So they're making their own. Oh, no. And they're injecting themselves with whatever.
What? So anybody who was anti vaxxed before is now injecting themselves. Hey, I made it. I know what went into it. Yeah.
It's not microchips and everything else. It's not like, you know, making your own food at home so you know what's in it. Not like that at all. What are they putting into it? They're basically concocting, like, these different, I don't know, weight loss drugs together to inject them themselves.
You shouldn't inject them yourself. How about you just lose the weight like a normal person? Could I go for a nice walk every day? Eat better. The whole point of Ozempic is to if you're a diabetic person Yeah.
That you restrain your appetite Yeah. And you eat better and you exercise on your end. That's what you gotta do. You could always get a nice bout of depression going on Yeah. Back on the appetite.
Don't don't do that. But no, just, you know, eat more vegetables, be active, and it takes a long time to slim down. Consistency is key. Yeah. It doesn't just happen overnight.
If you wanted a summer body for this summer too late. Yeah. Work all work your way up for next year. Yeah. Start now.
Work through the winter, and you'll you'll be doing good. God. You hate these fad things where it's like, oh, I'm I'm doing the keto diet. I'm doing carnivore. Yeah.
I I'm injecting yourself. That's better than injecting yourself with random stuff. At least it's controlling your food intake which makes a little bit more sense but I shouldn't be surprised at all that people are just injecting themselves with these strange concoctions. Doesn't the doctor have to prescribe you Ozempic? I think so.
Yeah. G h one, whatever it's called. Yeah. I mean, I've never looked into it because, I figure the natural route's the better way. Yeah.
Good way to just exercise the best way. Exactly. And, we got plenty of that coming up, excuse me, on Friday. We'll be doing lots of walking. Oh, you're doing lots of walking.
I'm just stuck at the kids zone. Yeah. I've I got a long few days ahead And I'm there for starts Thursday. For five hours and that's it. Lucky you.
I'm gonna be like, Thursday night tells Saturday morning. Yeah. Well, don't worry, you know. Go. Go.
Saturday and Sunday will be, you know, kayaking, hiking, whatever stuff Matt wants to do. Yeah. I'm gonna tell him when he gets here and be like, dude, you're not Bear Grylls. Cool it with this crap. Yeah.
Because even after five hours, at Riverfest, I'm sure you might be like, alright. I wanna relax a little bit. Well, hello, hello, too. Go go go go go go. Yeah.
Oh, but you guys are gonna stay late too and watch the show. Yeah. Of course. So alright. And they're also gonna go out around town, I think, that night.
Okay. So you got a busy weekend. I tell you, once I'm done with the work I gotta do Saturday, it's sit on my couch time. You that's all the time for you. That's all that's all you do.
I sit on the couch. And I can't wait. I can't wait to do it today. I'm gonna do as much of that as I can. I'm gonna try to sleep like crazy this week because I gotta be powered up at it's it's gonna be brutal.
But we do it for the listeners. We do it for the community. So it's all good. It's all good. Don't inject yourself with random things, people.
You know? Enjoy a corn dog. It's fine. It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem. So I I just saw this headline here from another radio show talking about this story.
Mhmm. Employers are hiring etiquette coaches to help young workers with hygiene and eye contact. Take a shower. I mean, who's I I I don't even wanna ask this. Who's dumb enough to skip a shower?
But I I know there's some most people out there there's a lot of people out there. They're like, oh, they could wait. K. Well, but if you've got work or, you know, something important going on or you're going on a date or something, take a shower. And, you know, it's okay to wash all of your your body.
You know? Don't just hit hit the armpits and go. Like, you need to clean yourself, people. I was just talking about that from middle school. Remember, like, PE class in middle school?
And, none none of the kids would wanna go shower in the locker room. I didn't specifically. I didn't either. No. But I would go to the next class just all sweaty from after PE.
And, I used to stink up the arts class. Yeah? Yeah. And I wouldn't do what the other kids did and, like, spray Axe body spray all over. Now they make full body deodorant.
Back then, you just had the armpits. Back in my day, we just had armpit deodorant. That's right. And it would go on and make a big white mess. But also Axe body spray wasn't a a deodorant at the time either.
It was just a body spray. Yeah. You put it on to smell good. And most people overdid it. You know?
Like, you didn't need much. K? You're covering yourself with air freshener. It it it sometimes got to be pretty potent. All you gotta do is take a shower and use some soap, then you don't need the axe body spray.
Let's get some soap that smells good. Clean everywhere because spray, it's like, you know, burning a candle in a dirty house. There's the nasty's still there. I I just I I don't know what to say about this. I saw this headline.
I was like, okay. I just, you know, think that a lot of people need the reminder. We've done a number of stories recently of about, like, oh, things that are too manly to do. And one of them was things that involved, like, just cleaning yourself. You know, good hygiene.
Women like it when you smell good. They do. You know, so clean yourself and clean yourself really well. K? Like, I don't know if some people just don't get taught by their parents, you know, but you gotta clean every part, everybody.
Guys, don't go overboard and be like those weirdos that have, like, $600 skin care routines. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know. If you wanna have really silky skin, I suppose you can.
But you could also just use soap and one of those exfoliating towels that are all scratchy. That'll just scratch all the dead skin off. I don't know. I don't mess with my face at all. Yep.
I I wash it, but I don't do the whole, like, oh, put on this gel. Put on this dandy sunscreen. Me either. I just wash it and, hope for the best. But I think that what makes my face worse is that stupid CPAP when it blows dry air.
Yeah. Yeah. And it causes the bumps specifically, like, you know, around the nose and everything. Keep your mask clean and, you know, because every once in a while, be like, oh, I forgot to clean it for a few days and then I'm getting zits. Like, ugh.
Or the headgear, that same deal. Gotta wash that thing. I should probably, yeah, do that. I got a lot of laundry to do. Maybe I'll chuck it in Yeah.
With the laundry. Did did all my laundry. Now I gotta focus on making sure all the rooms are nice and clean because I gotta blow up the air mattresses. Yep. Yeah.
I'll have fun stuff. Stock up on snacks. And that friend that's like, hey. What are some of your favorite chips? And then I'll have it ready for them.
It's what you gotta do if you're having guests over. So I hope you have fun. When are they getting in again? Wednesday night. Wednesday night.
They'll be at Pocatello, and I'll pick them up, and we'll go from there. Alright. Thursday, I'm completely off. And, Friday, of course, Riverfest, they'll be there at the entire thing. I think one of them bought the tickets for the East Idaho news helicopter.
Just like, okay. Whatever. You complain about not having money, but then you spend $80 on a wee helicopter ride, like, might be fun. Might be fun. Yeah.
Sure. It depends if you get motion sickness. You know? I've been in a helicopter before. It's weird.
It's like you're in a bubble. Yeah. It's it's strange. Yeah. You know?
And, maybe I could get the East Idaho News helicopter to fly me out of there and drop me back at the studio for the the nighttime audio things that I gotta deal with because What do they land to hear? I I don't know. I don't you think there's room in the parking lot when it's empty? The land helicopter are pretty, Yeah. They probably can't.
They probably can't. You don't wanna hit the building. You don't wanna hit the cars. I mean, it'd be entertaining to watch, but People on Sunnyside would be scooping it up to stop and, like, look over their head. Look over their hood to look the fuck up, you know?
Yeah. I guess I've played enough Grand Theft Auto and tried to land a helicopter in the middle of the city. It never works out good. You're knocking down power lines. Is that all that it takes?
It's like, oh, I flew a helicopter in GTA? Yeah. Now I'm a pro pilot. You know, Bill Burr is, you know, a a helicopter pilot. Yeah.
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