The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. Victor, don't you love it when celebrities fight? Depends. You know, are they fist fighting or just yelling at each other? Well, one of them was wanting to fight.
The other one was like, okay. Sure, buddy. Didn't even pay attention to this guy. I'm talking about the Liver King himself, Brian Johnson. Okay.
I thought that guy had, like, disappeared. Well, he's been posting cryptic videos. My friend, Matt, sent me one of them last night. Am I allowed I don't think I'm allowed to say that word. I don't know.
Write it down and show me, and I will tell you yes How about this? Or no. Oh, I don't even wanna hint hint at it either. Alright. Show me And it's show me the word.
This pen does not work. Okay. There we go. Alright. See if I can read it in this dark room.
Okay. In what context? He was taking that shower. In the video. He was like, I'm in the middle of setting this up, but it was a whole long video.
He kept going off, and apparently, the Liver King has been now arrested after trying to pick a fight with Joe Rogan. Which Joe Rogan. Now the liver came Like in person tried to pick a fight? No. He's been making these terroristic threats to Wow.
Joe Rogan saying, I'm gonna make you pay while also showering in that, you know Yeah. I've never heard of that kind of a shower. So I'm based on that context, we will avoid using that word because the image that my brain conjures up is very inappropriate. Well, there was, like, a little I'm not it's not bad. There was, like, a little metal thingy had, a bucket sort of thing.
No. It's like a metal colander. That's what it was A colander. Above him. K.
He's, like, you know, practically naked on cam talking about how he wants to beat up Joe Rogan. And, the Liver King may seem like a tough dude. I can easily tell you Joe Rogan's gonna kick his butt. Anybody who's trained in MMA fighting, especially as experienced as Joe Rogan is, come on. Now why is he so mad at Joe Rogan?
I don't know. I really don't know. I I pulled up The Hollywood Reporter just to see this here. He just kept remaking the okay. Here we go.
The bushy bearded Johnson is a controversial and bombastic social media influencer, promotes an ancient a primal ancestral lifestyle, blah blah blah blah. In one video, a dancing and shirtless Johnson Johnson said, Joe Rogan, I'm picking a fight with you. I'll come to you whenever you're ready to go. In another rambling message, Johnson also said, Joe Rogan, we don't have to make videos to pretend anymore. All of this is happening.
We're coming to you. I've challenged you man to man to a fight. Honorable. You can hold the hand of somebody that you love because you're going to need to remember that feeling. You're gonna need to something to fight for because I have my family to fight for and then I'll die for.
And you're a black belt, but you've you've never come across something like this. I'm willing to die hoping that you'll choke me out. K. This is why you need to eat a normal diet. This is why you need, to check-in on your friends and family as well.
Yes. Absolutely. If you had that one weird uncle that's like, I eat nothing but raw steak. Yeah. Give him a call.
Yeah. Give him a call. Take him out, you know. He looks like he smells too. We were talking about smelly people this morning.
Yeah. And the the liver came has to smell horrible. Uh-huh. Well, I so he got arrested for terroristic threats. Yeah.
Mhmm. Okay. Well, I guess I'm gonna, you know, put aside my plan of tweeting. Tweeting the last podcast on the left. Tweet tweeting to the guys to the last podcast on the left.
Henry, I'm here to kick your butt, and you're taking just a regular shower. Yeah. You're recording yourself. I'm definitely not taking the kind of shower he was. It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem.
I am Peaches. I am Victor Wilt. And so, Peaches, I was scrolling the leftist wasteland that is Reddit Uh-oh. To try to find us some content. We're both leftists apparently because we both use Reddit.
Even though I I often visit r/conservative to see what people are saying. All of them are fake according to that one person we're, you know, alluding to. Yes. Yes. I guarantee that, Reddit covers all types of different if you're a fan of anything, there's a subreddit for it.
So, this one was from learn useless talents, and it's what's a poor people life hack that you swear by but rich people would never understand? And, for example, the poster used the example of using oven heat after baking to warm up the kitchen. I mean, that to me, if it's wintertime, that's, you know, just smart. I mean, have you ever had to use your oven to actually warm up your house peaches? No.
Okay. I don't use the heat. It oh, yeah. That's right. You're just freezing the winter.
I just I just gather blankets that I have and put them on, and I can see my breath sometimes. But you know what? It's better than having that triple digit utility bill. Yeah. And I would imagine it's, less efficient to use your oven to heat your home than, regular heat, but I don't know.
Maybe your gas gets turned off or something. I I don't know. So as I was scrolling this, what made me wanna bring this breakup was the second thing that was posted, which I don't think I'd call this a hack. I would call it an unhealthy decision, but a sad reality. Going to sleep instead of having dinner, the college special.
I I hate hearing people do that. I really do. It's like those people that just skip breakfast because they, quote, don't feel like it. It's just like that I I would never. That's right.
How poor I am, I will always eat something in the morning. Yeah. I I don't believe in the whole skipping's good for you crap. You know? It's stupid.
Yeah. I, didn't eat this morning. Josh and Chantelle even offered to buy me McDonald's for breakfast, and I was like, no. Thanks. I ain't feeling it, but thank you.
I also feel like the people that say, like, I only eat one meal a day. They lack the proper intellect to really just, you know Now wait a minute, peaches. I've been doing that. Have a balanced diet that's nutritional for them. Like, go see a dietitian.
Dietitian tells you, hey. You should only eat one meal a day, fire that dietitian. Go to the next one. Well, peaches, that's another bad habit I've been engaging in for, many weeks is one meal a day. I I don't necessarily think it's good for you, but what do you do if you don't have an appetite?
You don't force the food down. That's called depression. Yes. Yes. It is.
So it's helping me slim down, though. Have you noticed? Have you noticed I'm slimming down a little bit lately? Sure. I haven't stepped on a scale, but I look at myself and I'm like, oh, you're looking a little bit skinnier.
Looking malnourished. Look at that. Yeah. I went to my counselor on Monday, and he's like, have you lost some weight? And I was like, hey.
Thanks, dude. No. It looks like you've gained it. Take that. Why don't you go to therapy?
Yeah. You shouldn't skip dinner just because but what do you do if you don't have food? I mean, sometimes you you just have to do that, beaches. Yeah. Or yeah.
You can do the, that too good to go thing where you buy the scraps or you just dumpster dive. You know? Find somebody's pizza crust. Hey. You know what?
You you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. I try my best. If I, hear Maddie doesn't have food or she didn't eat, I'll go ahead and get, like, whatever I'm getting at whatever restaurant I'm going to, then get her something on the side and put it on the desk. That's nice of you to do. Yeah.
That that just didn't seem like a life hack to me. Just just go go to bed. And I've done that before, but only when I'm like, alright, dude, you could either eat the ice cream or you could go to bed and, you know, you're still wanting the ice cream, but you go to sleep and then, you know, you get back to the normal when you wake up in the morning. So, yeah, generally, I don't think I've skipped dinner simply because I was trying to save money. So yeah.
What else do they have here? I think this is normal and not as bad as when the people say, like, oh, can I, like, this is my girl dinner, and it's like a Red Bull with a vape? And it's just why why do I have a headache? Why do I feel bad? Gee, I wonder.
I stabbed myself. Why am I bleeding? And I have noticed that if you eat food, it does kinda help with if you're feeling depressed. No kidding. Also, going outside and getting the sunlight.
Walk around the Greenville. I don't know about that. I don't know, Peaches. I wanna stay in my basement and not eat anything and then wonder why do I feel bad, you moron. Turn style on the noon hour of madness and mayhem.
Victor, did you eat lunch? Are you kidding me? No. I haven't eaten since yesterday. Are you dumb?
Stupid. I'm dumb. I did have some instant coffee, though. That that's got some nutrition. I wonder why my guts are all messed up, peaches.
I'm now gonna call out for three days and then complain I have no PTO. This could have been entirely prevented, peaches. Yeah. People don't be me. Alright?
Don't be like me. Talk talk to friends. Talk to a cancer. Drinking six cups of instant coffee, and I wonder why I need to poo. Okay.
Peaches, I was, you know, of course, scrolling right up for content. Shame upon me. Leftist. This is from, true off my chest. The post is called, I finally saw his face, and now I feel horrible.
And then I saw his face. And now I'm a believer. She's not a believer. Well No. Well, have you seen the music video for Smash Mouth's I'm a believer?
I'm sure I have. It's all ugly people when they turn them around. Oh, okay. Okay. Rest in peace to Steve.
I think that's his name, the lead singer. What's weird about this post is, here. I'll read you the first paragraph. I mean Here we go. What do some people say that make them sound uneducated?
I only drink coffee and don't eat any food, and I feel bad. I'll get some food later. I'll have my meal of the day. Don't worry. Meal of the day.
What is it? Radio segment? Yes. Brought to you by Culver's. Maybe I should start doing it as a YouTube series.
Yeah. Here's what I mean today. That radio DJ. I only eat what sponsors pay for me to eat. Here's my meal of the day.
This is a bowl of a SpaghettiOs with meatballs. It'll be fine. You're gonna make me wanna drop off food at your house. Don't come by my house unannounced. I'm fine.
I got I got a freezer packed to the brim with food. I have so much food at my house. I just don't eat. Come by Victor's house unannounced. He's just he's just crying in his underpants.
I feel bad because I don't eat. Alright. Let's get back to this post, Peaches. But, James, this is something. I saw his face, and I cried.
Alright. So she says, I've been talking to this guy for a few days, and, honestly, it was the most emotionally comforting connection I've had in a long time. He was sweet, caring, flirty, but respectful, and constantly made me feel wanted. We talked about our lives, joked around, even shared things that felt a little vulnerable. I didn't wanna see his face yet because I was scared it would change something.
How in 2025 could you possibly meet somebody and hold a conversation with them without seeing them? She's dating vessel. Oh, okay. Now it makes sense. He's in a masked band.
Okay. So then she says he sent a photo and, yeah, she couldn't lie. She's not attracted to him at all, and now she feels awful. The it just She told him that? I don't no.
She didn't tell him. Oh, okay. She said he looked good. So she's a liar, and you you might as well tell him, bro, you ugly. I need to add the whole love is the death, the peace of mind into the soundboard.
I'm just so confused on how you could not have seen someone's face before you talk to him because, like, k. There's Facebook, you know, all the social media or you meet someone in person and you get their number. Or You give them the wrong apartment number so that way when they come over, you can see what they look like. And then you'll be like, oh, I'm sorry. I must have missed misclicked.
But how would you have, not seen them at first? It's true. You know, unless they have, like, a cartoon picture or something. Tactics. Like, there's fat people ways to look good in a selfie.
You know, the one shoulder The Myspace? With the, the head sticking out so there's no double chin. Yeah. That's what that's the way I like to do it. Suck in the gut.
Or they put in their bio, I'm a little on the plus side. I'm a little extra. But, yeah, she hadn't seen him at all. So I don't know if he had, like, a cartoon picture, you know, whatever they call those. You know The avatars.
The avatar. His Bitmoji was skinny, so therefore he's skinny. Going back to this question, what do some people say that make them sound uneducated? So Victor seemed alright, but then he only ate one meal a day. That's a giant red flag.
Now quit talking about my eating habits. They're just fine. They're perfectly healthy. I I'm on a diet of zen and coffee. I'm a man.
There you go. You should send that to the, be a man guy. Don't eat food. Diet of coffee and zen. Be a man.
Be a man. We'll have Brian say that, our voice guy. Put that in the image in. I'm on a diet of zen and coffee, though Victor will chill. Alright, Victor.
This is the new hour of madness and mayhem. Victor's gonna Victor's gonna have a whole whole can of SpaghettiOs when he gets home. I think I'm out of SpaghettiOs. I might have to do ramen. Tater tots.
I do have some tots, dude. And they're they're they're not as good as Freddy's, but they're pretty good. I just before you get into whatever now gonna get food for you. Don't get me any food. I'm not hungry.
Alright? I'm gonna chuck you a cheesy roll up from Taco Bell. I don't like eat it. I don't like eating when I'm not hungry. I'm gonna feed it to you.
I'm like, this one's gonna get that on video and post it. That's a whole lot. Before you get into whatever you were gonna, chat about, I just wanted to say how funny it is following the Poppy subreddit. I don't know if you do, but these kind of posts pop up all the time. Like Just old pictures of her?
Well, and then caption, I'm in love with her. Yeah. She is pretty. She's pretty, but, you know, that's kinda weird. Would me and her get along?
Absolutely not. She's not much of a talker. No. Not much of a talker. Actually, you know what?
That's actually good. Oh. I need that. I was talking about it recently. When I went to Jackson, I get I kept getting asked, what's your favorite color?
All this stuff. I'm like, would you ever just shut up? That's pretty funny, Peach. So, anyway, yeah, yeah, I just thought it was weird how many Poppy fans are always like, I'm in love with her. I'm gonna marry her.
Smell like? Does she eat one square meal a day? Thank you for not asking me, any of you listeners, what did Poppy smell like when I met her? Because that would have been I I I wasn't sniffing. Alright?
I wasn't like I mean, we're in a venue. Nice to meet you. Yeah. You do that. I'm sure she's encountered one of those dudes before.
Probably. Probably. I see some of those cringey pictures from WWE superstar meet and greets, and some dudes have their hands all over Rhea Ripley. Oh, okay. Rhea Ripley looks like she could beat you up big time.
Like, if you look at photos of I I don't touch people at all in pictures. Me either. Yeah. If you look at pictures of me meeting bands, whether it's a guy or a girl, I don't put my hands on. You do the Keanu Rae Keanu Reeves, like, hand hovering behind them type thing where it looks like you are, but you're really not touching them.
What I usually just put my put the horns up, the metal horns in front of me so people can clearly see my hands are not touching anyone. Country photo photo, you got the, the finger guns. Yeah. Finger guns for the country photos. Yeah.
So Well, what I wanted to talk about here, posted an r slash ask men over 30. Again, I'm a leftist because I use Reddit. How to stop your wife from becoming a Karen. Okay. Is this a how to guide?
Or I fear this is happening with my 36 year old female wife is what the guy He didn't need to say female. It doesn't matter either way. I don't care. Hell, he had to say his wife. It's little things right now like saying she'd sue so and so or recently we have a water use limit in our area due to nitrates in the water.
She said if she sees anyone using water for anything besides drinking, she'd take video and turn them in. It's making me so unattracted to her. I finally called her out on it yesterday while out when she got all mad at for mad at someone's shirt they had on at a bar. This turned into a massive fight between us. No kidding.
If you're fighting a Karen, they're gonna yell and scream and try to drown you out with that annoy they always have the worst voices too. Unless it's like Lois Griffin. Unless it's my neighbor, Karen. She's very nice. So is my mom.
And Peach's mom. Yeah. My mom's the greatest. Let's call her up right now, and then she'll yell at me for putting her on the air. She avoids the spotlight entirely.
Yeah. Yeah. Unlike your dad, he likes to dive in sometimes. Oh, my dad's the best. Yeah.
He've always he's always wanted to be like an actor or something like that. So who knows? Maybe one day, we'll throw him on somewhere. Yeah. If you're out in public, you can't really get mad at what other people are wearing, you know, unless they're, like, you know, driving around with a swastika hanging out the side of the truck.
That's a little bit What happened here recently? I know. It was all over the Internet. Name is getting shared everywhere on Facebook, Reddit. They found out where he works.
And Yeah. That's what's gonna happen to you if you openly promote, Nazism. And what's funny is the best time. The person in the truck with him is covering their face and trying their best to hide. Well, yeah.
If you see people waving around a kid. Smiling like it's a grand old flag. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. Bad move.
Bad move. I was also thinking, like, what's what's your motive there? Like, are you just being like, you know what? There's a protest. Grab the flag.
Let's lift our truck up even higher, and then let's drive down the street and wave it. That's a smart idea. That's gonna scare them off. What are they, birds? Like, no.
They're people. Yeah. No. People are just gonna take pictures of you and post it online. Yeah.
Welcome to 2025 where people can track you big time. Exactly. It was so funny. I was watching this Facebook fight. I'm glad that you mentioned that because there was some person that shared it who's friends with me on Facebook Mhmm.
Talking about how we should blast this guy's identity and everything. And then this comment was like, haven't you ever heard of the First Amendment? Oh, jeez. They can they can share whatever they want to. They can say whatever they want to.
Yeah. It's just a flag. But you can also get your picture taken in public It's just a flag apparently. And have people talk about you on yeah. I think that flag has some meaning behind it.
Kidding. Pretty much everybody hates. So yeah. They're like, you can go out and go ahead and try to say that and flaunt that. But yeah.
Especially in the punk rock world where Oh, I saw that video too. Yeah. Yeah. Don't show up at a punk show wearing Nazi clothes. I don't know if people are familiar with the punk scene, but they don't like Nazis.
Oh, there's tons of band patches that I've seen everywhere. With the the swastika with the line through it? Yeah. I don't even want that on my jacket at all. I wouldn't be super close there.
Even with the line through it, I'd be uncomfortable. But, yeah, that's a standard punk, patch. Well, I know, like, back in what was I think it might have been college where people had to read the fall of the Third Reich, the the history book, and it had the symbol right there on the cover. And you have it wide open. And if, like, if I'm just a passerby and I see that, I'm like Yeah.
My, my grandma had that book. And It was a coffee table book. Right? When it's no. When it's on the bookshelf, I if I remember correct, the spine has a a swastika on it.
Right. Yeah. And it was very awkward till I picked up the book and was like, what is this? My grandma is such a nice lady. And it's like, oh, this is a a historical book.
You did not see that coming. That's right. I did not. Oh, make sure to eat food, everybody. Keep yourself, healthy.
Yeah. Have a nice, square meal. That's vegetables, fruits, meats. One of us has to disagree. Okay.
I'm saying you tell them to eat. I'm telling them to eat. Okay. Don't don't eat, everybody. No.
You you don't need food and water to survive. It's summertime. You wanna look good in that swimsuit. Right? Hey.
Yeah. We talked about things that aren't manly. You know, drinking water on a hot day. Yeah. I'll just survive.
I'll be all right. My sweat. My old new Ram 1,500. Yeah. Again, people don't listen to, any kind of health advice from radio people.
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