The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's, the podcast. This is the noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's I am peaches. I am Victor Wilton. I am hungry for Jalisco's. Awesome, man.
That sounds so good. I've had an awful sugar filled morning. Thanks to loyal listener, the redneck who dropped us off donuts. Much appreciated. Had one of those maple bars and then I had one of those blackberry Doctor Peppers.
Oh, that's a nice combo. And you know what's even worse is when I go onto Instagram and I see these, reels of Dunkin' workers. No longer Dunkin' Donuts. They're too cool for donuts. They're just Dunkin' now.
Because it's a coffee shop. It's a coffee shop for the most part. They're trying to compete with Starbucks, but, workers there are uploading reels of people's drinks and you should see some of these, like 23 pumps of sugar. Half of these. It's like a bucket, like as big as this paper towel roll.
Oh my God. Half of it is just sugar and then they add milk, ice and water and coffee and that's it. Man, I mean, it sounds delicious, but I I haven't even gotten around to eat my donut from the redneck. And I had to go meet with Jay. He had a lawn meeting.
You were out there for, like, 2 hours. I know. It was forever. You were with the birthday boy. I know.
I'm hungry. I might be getting his present, during my lunch break. Oh, I'm giving him a whole lot of nothing for his birthday. That's what you get. You're not my friend.
Friend? He didn't give me nothing for my birthday, so why would I get him something? I'm all about, you know, you give me a gift if you want. It's not about the giving. It's not the receiving.
The best trade deal in the history of trade deals. That's right. I've given you plenty of stuff. I even helped you move stuff. Yeah.
You know, you you've helped me out plenty, Pete. I try to help you when you need help. Oh, you have. Yeah. Yeah.
You know? Drive across town, pick up, a little couch. A futon. Yeah. Futon.
Yeah. That's right. Help you move your couch out to the dumpster. Which finally got taken. It finally disappeared.
It finally it was full of holes by the time that it was it felt so I felt so bad. It's like you're trying to, like, you know, slowly get rid of something and you just see it outside. It's almost like begging to come back in. Yeah. That's why I always go, straight to the dump if I can because I don't wanna think about it.
Oh. You know, like, out of sight, out of mind, or you take it to the thrift store. Alright. Goodbye. I get emotional stuff that, but then I also don't wanna be like my grandpa who hoarded things.
Yeah. Yeah. You don't wanna end up that way. You know, you gotta get rid of stuff sometimes. And, it can be tough.
I told you, I I cried when I got rid of my, bean bag, the basketball bean bag. I sold it on Facebook Marketplace, And I just imagined it looking back at me, like, thanks for the memories, Brendon. I I was listening to sad songs in my car the entire way home tearing up. Like like like Vin Diesel and Paul Walker when they split lanes at the end of the movie. That's what I felt like with the beanbag.
Okay. So you you've you've got some hoarder blood in you then. Yeah. You know that guilt. Yeah.
Filling a guilt for getting rid of something you don't need. Well, that's why now, like, if I don't even use anything, I'm like, you know what? I'm just gonna be heartless now. I'm gonna block it out. Try my best to block it out and throw throw that stuff out.
That's what I've tried to do too. And it's now it's become satisfying to, you know, bring a big load of stuff to Goodwill or the youth ranch or the DI. Just here we go. I brought, all of our old bicycles to DI recently. Yeah.
I wonder what, wonder wonder what people are getting my clothes that I've donated. Like, you know, there's some really fat homeless guy out there. It's like, I'm getting this 3 XL T shirt that says caber on it. No. I'm just kidding.
I'm keeping my 2 XL caber shirt. Yeah. I'm just gonna say the bosses were too cheap to order us 3 XL T shirts. Which we have a lot of people who are 3 XL. I know.
I've said it for years years years. We need 3x, We need 4x, and they order us piles of smalls. I I remember this one stop. I forgot where I was, but I was I was just giving away, like, Kay Bear shirts. And the guy's, like, give it 3x all.
Like, I'm no. I'm sorry. And he just gave me an angry look and then took a pen thinking it was a Kay Bear pen, but it was a Hock pen. I'm like, okay. I'm on the map.
I just gave Justin a giant box full of Hock pens. I'm like, here, put these away somewhere. Well, as you can see, we've, actually have a ton of Cannonball shirts. If anybody wants to stop by and get one Yeah. Saw loyal listener Ryan Keane.
He got one. Oh, really? I saw there was a another listener, I think, that stopped by. The redneck. The redneck, of course.
He also got a shirt as well for his, his cousin or something like that. Yeah. And I hooked a few up when I gave away the signed trapped picture. Right. Yes.
As well as, to one of the people who did not win the signed trapped picture. I gave them a shirt too. When in doubt, Cannonball shirt. Cannonball shirt. If you want a Cannonball shirt, come to the studio.
400 West Sunnyside, Idaho Falls. We've got every size up to XL. Sorry. Bigger guys. Again.
Yeah. Yeah. You have the Well, just get on the treadmill, dude. You can wear an XL. Just playing.
Just playing. You have the biggest dude in the building giving away t shirts that don't fit him. Exactly. Peaches doesn't have a came air shirt either, everybody. Alright, Victor.
I have a job for our listeners. A job for the listeners? Yes. Okay. I know I'm trying my absolute hardest to go to the Life in Idaho Falls Facebook group every so often and see if there are channel see if there are, posts about our channel's skin in the building.
That's right. We were gonna talk about that. And there was one lady named Elizabeth. She just said new in town. What is the station that plays hip hop in Idaho Falls?
Oh. And, you know Kind of luck. There's not really a station dedicated solely to hip hop. No. No.
This is true. But I did see some people at least suggest z 103. Yeah. Z plays some hip hop. I'm the guy in charge of picking the music on z 103 with the help of Katie Lee, and I would love to play way more hip hop on z 103.
I'm a fan of rap music. Here's why we don't play lots of rap on z 103. You know how much I hate edits on Kay Bear Peaches, like, when they chop the guitar solos out, when they chop parts of the song out, make them shorter. All of the radio edits for hip hop songs are terrible, and every other word is bleeped out or silent. And it it ruins the songs.
You hip hop fans, would you want to listen to a hip hop song from your favorite rapper where half the words were just not there? It it sucks. It's not fun to listen to them. It's distracting. So that's why there's not a hip hop station in east Idaho.
So much of the music's just ruined by the stupid rules of the FCC. I mean, that's what it really comes down to. Why do you think nobody's launched a hip hop station? I I'm just trying to fight those people that are like, Spotify or Pandora. Like this one lady, this is summer.
Get Spotify or Pandora. Those are your choice stations here. Oh, now now let's okay. If you're looking for hip hop though But Peach people really are right though, Peaches, if they're looking for hip hop. Well, she she she's being nice.
She's not being, like, sarcastic and mean to, the radio stations that are here. Okay. Okay. That's what I'm trying to, like, you know, elaborate. I'm not trying to pick on Summer.
I just saw her comment pop up. But I did like who was it? Della? Della's comment. Yeah.
Exactly. Thank you, Della. We appreciate it, Della. But, actually, you know what's funny, Peach, is K Bear does play as much music with rap in it as any other station. Yeah.
Never Tell Losing Faith. Rap Against the Machine. Yeah. Mhmm. We Biscuit.
We play numbers. Yeah. Dude, we actually, we probably play more. And you know what? Alt 101 plays Tupac, California Love.
That's right. Notorious B. I. G. Hypnotize.
Z Throwback has tons of, old school hip hop because that, well, unfortunately, though, like, we can't play a lot of the really good hip hop I grew up on because it's too vile and it There's a lot of, rock songs that, you know, like on the jinx show, for example. There's a lot of songs we don't play just because we'd have to edit them so much they'd sound bad. You know? You got a look on your face over there, Peaches. Get the Peaches frustration look.
Someone just randomly put empire strength and fitness in the in the helicopter. I see that. And then I see a guy named William saying, talking about, Sandhill Media. And I'm like, oh, boy. Is he trying to endorse that company?
If if if he is, we need to pop in there. Now what on earth on Sandhill would play rap music? You know, Jeff Roper likes to spit them bars in the morning. How do you I got a country rap song for it. Is he a part of Sand Hill?
I don't even know. Yeah. Okay. He's Sand Hill. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, I guess Barlow could be playing some hip hop on, whatever that's I'm not thinking I'm Brad. He's one of the nicest dudes. Okay? We can't we can't pick on him.
We need someone we need someone like Roper over there, like, even more so so we can just make fun of the whole building. Man, I hate Brad Barlow. He is such a turd. Don't say that because now you're gonna have some listener actually tell him that. I know.
Shoot Brad Barlow a message. It'd be like, Victor Wills is talking tons of crap about you all the day. There was one time we mentioned Dusty b. And, sure enough, like, out of nowhere, someone, like, commented to him saying, hey. The the guys in Cabaret were talking mad trash about you.
I know. Anytime we mention somebody's name, somebody says we're talking trash. So Dusty b. Down with Dusty b. She Just playing Dusty.
Else you wanna say? Let's see. Who who else can I throw some cheap jabs at in the market? I mean, I hit Jade every day. Right.
Down with peaches. For sure. Okay. I'm trying to think Shaggy sucks. Go ahead and tell him.
Shaggy sucks. We don't have a lot of personalities left around here. So I would love to hear Shaggy tries try talking trash in the voice of his own ear. Great to hear Shaggy talk I don't like that Victor Wolf guy on key pair. Oh, see now now.
Oh, Peach is making fun of his voice. This is my big meaty lunch, which by the way, looks Peaches looks like he eats a lot of lunch. Look how fatty. It would be hilarious to hear Shaggy just go unhinged and start talking smack. It'd be almost as bad as, like, Jose and metal ambassador Mangan just going off on the Octane audience.
You know, someone just all of a sudden Josh and Chantel go off the rails. Chantel can say some stuff. She's hilarious off the air. Yeah. She she could talk some smack.
Josh can too. But both of them can, but Chantel surprises you. Oh, yeah. Justin should talk more smack on air. Oh, no kidding.
I told him that. I know. He's too nice on air. Like, Justin's got a lot of things that he could be hilarious about. He was just like creative.
Yeah. Alright. We're encouraging everyone in the market to start talking smack about each other. I wish I had a bigger list. Sorry for the personalities I've left out, in the market.
Oh, you did not get attention. Who is it that one lady, that we that every single time that we do the, East Idaho State Fair food taste testing thing, she's there. She always sits across from me. She's the nicest lady. She was just she just had kids too.
Phoenix risen. No. It's not that. That that's she's newer in the market. Right?
Isn't she on the wolf or something? She sat across from She's on the star. She's on star, I think. Is it star? Yeah.
Okay. Because it was she the one sitting across from me at the last Yeah. We're both sitting across from her. Yeah. Is that her name?
Phoenix? I think so. Her on air name's Phoenix. Okay. Well, she was nice to us and I haven't heard her on air.
So I down with Phoenix on air. I don't know. Phoenix Cannon. That's her name. Phoenix Cannon.
Yeah. Okay. We're doing great at plugging all of the other personalities in the market for but remember, they're all terrible and make sure to tell them. First, it's like she's a tiny little lady. I'm not gonna go on here.
Just just talk bad about her. Yeah. That's leave that up to me, Peach. At least Shaggy knows I'm joking. I hope so.
But Brad Barlow? We've had it with Brad Barlow. Let me tell you what. The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's, I am peaches. We need to stop I am hot.
We need to stop leaving things on your end of the table. What what's on my end of the table? Oh, I mean, you were playing with the ring light last time, and now you're playing with this plastic fan that you found on the Well, it's hot in here, and it's giving me a nice You mean to turn the AC on? Yeah. Please.
Give me a hint? Yes. This was my hint to turn the AC on. It's hot. You're like one of those rich ladies.
Oh. I feel the draft. I am fanning myself quite nicely right now. Would you rather me rip all my clothes off? Oh, sorry.
I mean, I could turn the cameras on and, you know, live stream that on Facebook for them. Sure. I'm ready to dance. That way I'm not the only person to suffer through that. You earlier had a break on my show and I'm like, save it for noon.
And I you never gave me any info on what it was. Oh, yeah. Another reason why you do should not swim in natural waters, especially Oh, I love those. Especially if, well, I mean, here's the thing. Aquariums, they used to terrify me as a kid.
They should. You know, there's the the Long Beach Aquarium. There's a hallway of on either side is a fish tank. Okay. And these fish live at the, close to the surface of the ocean.
Mhmm. So they're used to the waves. And so this whole thing simulates waves as you guys are going so it used to freak me out as a kid. But the the walls aren't gonna break. I was like 5 or 6 and I would do my best Usain Bolt sprint down the hallway.
And you would see this big fat kid just I believe it. I've been with you to a haunted house. So that's I'm not too surprised. Oh, yeah. You should see my parents had to deal with it.
I used to watch a scary movie. Oh, no. And then they they would hear me run up the stairs, you know, right in my bedroom. Because I I would do the thing where I turn the lights off and that would be like, it's dark down here. Then I spread spread the stairs.
So what's the reason to not go into natural waters? Well, it's also another reason why you shouldn't work at an aquarium. Sorry to every aquarium out there. This lady, she was like, you know what? I'm a mermaid.
I'm gonna pretend to be a mermaid for the kids, you know. Okay. Show the magic of, I don't know, fan whatever. But she's a mermaid at this, Chinese aquarium. Okay.
I've seen this before where they'll dress up as a mermaid. They get the fins on and stuff. Well, you wanna come around this side of the table real quick? Yeah. Me.
Me walk around. Yeah. Okay. So I'll show you this video real fast. I need to turn the, volume to off because I don't know if people yell cut Is that a shark?
So look at this lady as a as a as a mermaid in the aquarium. You ready for this? I'm okay. She's waiting. The left hand side.
Okay. That looks like a scary. Oh, right to her head. That's why you don't go in tank with sharks in it. Look at the slow mo sneak attack.
Oh, dude. It put her whole head in its mouth. Woah. And she's like, wow. She's like, I can't break character.
Can't break character. Yeah. She just kept kind of a beautifully swimming. Oh, look at her eye. Yeah.
See, she doesn't look so happy there. But was this in China? I thought it was in China. I don't know. I'm not sure.
Yeah. Mermaid performer at China's, Schwain Banna primitive forest park. Okay. It was mauled by a giant fish with a gnarly cut below her eye. Okay.
Oh. Yeah. That is a giant fish and holy cow that dude, that is unsettling to me. Look. It says she was reportedly offered around $96 in moral damages following the attack.
And apparently, the aquarium wants to keep the incident as hush-hush as possible. TMZ just shared it with the entire world. Yeah. That video is not gonna be kept quiet. I wonder I wonder who sent it to them.
One of the people in the crowd who was like, this is awesome. I said TMZ didn't like it. I'll I'll tell you off the air how I used to deal with stuff like that. Okay. When I worked at TMZ, because I don't know if I can say it on the air.
Oh. And, you know, break some sort of rule or something like that. Insider info. And I don't wanna go against a a team of lawyers that are over there at TMZ. Because, you know, Harvey Levin, he's a lawyer.
There's 2 guys that are, like, show hosts themselves. Like, they do podcasts kinda like how we do. They have separate podcasts for individual people that work at TMZ, and the 2 lawyers do a podcast together. Gotcha. They're funny dudes, but they're incredible lawyers.
And they're they're incredibly smart, and they know the law really well. That's right. We love TMZ. We've got no problems with TMZ. Everyone at TMZ is amazing.
If he just get in his way, that's when you would know it's a he's the scariest 5 foot 3 man I have ever met. I can tell you that much. He's he's about Russell's height. Well, there's small people that can be scary. Joe Pesci.
I wouldn't say he's scary. The only thing he's scary? No. That's because you've never watched those mob movies. No.
But he's an older man. He's, like, 52. I guess you gotta go back to the nineties or something. Like, if you're telling me, like, James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano, that's a that's a little intimidating. Think that, The voice wasn't, but but, you know I think that, Joe Pesci in, casino is scarier than James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano.
You should watch casino peaches. See, James Gandolfini is at least 6 foot according to He's big. He's big. And I'm not sure if he's scary. Can't beat me up.
Okay. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying Joe Pesci is he's always been old throughout his entire acting career, and he's not all that intimidated. It's just the way that he talks is just the way that he talks, the way how small he is. I mean, even Family Guy makes a joke about him.
You you gotta watch Casino, man. He's he's a scary guy in that movie and in Goodfellas. He's pretty scary in Goodfellas too. Was he scary in Home Alone for you as well? Very terrible.
That's the scariest one. The sticky bandits. I don't mess with the sticky bandits. Every time Victor watches Home Alone, he's like me at my at my parents place. I'm running up the stairs.
Yes. Even though his even though his bedroom's on the 1st floor. I still run up the stairs. Well, guess who decided to join us? Bout time.
What? I didn't know I was I didn't know I was needed. Yeah. Hey. It's Josh.
You're always expected to be here every day. I had the mic in 1, so I think it went on the air that, hey. It's Josh. Hey. It's Josh.
Well, hopefully it was bypassed. Yeah. It's bypassed. Okay. Okay.
So we got Josh Tyler from Classy 97 in the house. Good morning. Now Peaches, is this one of a, pick your favorite cookie things or it's just No. It's just oops you added too much. Look.
Oops you added too much. Oh, yeah. Right. If you add too much, butter or sugar, you get a weird looking cookie. You see the bottom right one?
Yeah. That's just a burger. That's my favorite kind of cookie. What are you talking about? My favorite kind of cookie is a hamburger.
Look, if you had to pick one of those cookies, which one are you gonna pick? Duh. Burger patty. Well, I, if I was going for a cookie, no, I wouldn't. But if I was going for anything that was not a cookie, yeah.
Now what if you took ground beef and just mixed it with sugar? Wouldn't that be pretty good? Sweet meat? Sweet meat. Sweet meat.
Well because everybody likes some sweet meat. Yesterday yesterday, we we all went to a certain sandwich shop. Yeah. No free plugs. No free plugs for this, especially after what they did to us.
That's right. And so I What they did to who? The 2 of you did not have an issue what they did to me. That's true. Initially was gonna go to a different restaurant, and I'm like, you know what?
I'll just go because the coupon that Josh gave me expired on the first. Yes. And I wanted to use it just you get that extra sandwich. Yeah. And I show up and Josh texts me, pretend like you don't know us.
Yeah. Or they won't Or they wanna send the the so so what happens is that you guys order. I'm behind some lady and her daughter. Yeah. Because you showed up at a different time.
A little bit behind us, we didn't know you were coming. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So I I was like, should I even join them?
Because I I didn't wanna, like, interrupt the whole, like, you know, older guys in radio trip. So Peaches No. We had to go pick up prescriptions on the way. That's right. Older guys.
Come on, Peaches. So it was hilarious when you go and you're all the way across at the restaurant. Yeah. I wasn't sitting down. There to my family.
I didn't know you guys. Because I I don't know if you guys were gonna have, like, some top secret conversation that I was supposed to hear. So I'm just sort of like, you know what? I'll just go to the other end of the restaurant, be respectful. And then I looked down the I looked down the way, and Victor's laughing at me.
Victor's laughing across the entire restaurant. What a goofy thing to do, man. Well, you said pretend not to know us. I was like, oh, like, like, you know, buy myself. I know you liked it, wouldn't look at us.
Yeah. Here's here's the situation. And and on the coupon it says, limit 1 per order. Per order? Which if I go in with my family and and we're all gonna eat, that would be where I would go, yeah, I'll use one of these coupon offers in the order for my family.
Yeah. That feels decent. If I'm 3 dudes who are coworkers who are individually going to pay for their meals no matter where we go, that's 3 individual orders. And if we so want to use the coupon, we should be able to. Now here's the deal.
What was yesterday? Tuesday? Yeah. I think they kicked off this coupon thing on Monday. I bet they got brained on Monday.
I bet they had so many people coming in with this coupon, they went, we're losing money. Oh, they did. And so they had to adjust, which I respect. As a business, I understand. You gotta make calls like that sometimes.
And I'm positive that the guys that were at the counter, the guys and ladies at the counter that were having to deal with customers were not having a good time. No. You could tell, like, even though they were very nice and polite, you could tell they'd been beaten down a bit by some poor little customers. Right. Yeah.
Yeah. We're talking about the young young people that are running the cash register at these restaurants and they're getting berated by by Karens. You know what's happening. And I almost became one. I was close.
What are you? What are you doing? I would have been the guy filming him in the corner. Yeah. So that's why Victor used the coupon, and I didn't.
Yeah. We still yeah. And Joe is the guy who handed us the coupons and then he ended up paying, which also I'm now thinking, like, if you're a restaurant and you have construction happening, you know, close by your location that's altering people's routes and people are not coming to your restaurant for a a short amount of time or a long amount of time depending on the whole construction that's happening, you you wouldn't offer free sandwiches, would you? As a way to attract people. Was the point.
I think they were saying, like, hey, look, this is happening. It's affecting business. We wanna bring some people in. I just don't think they were expecting I really don't think they were expecting the response they got from it. Makes sense.
Okay. And so, I think they were probably like, yeah, we'll probably be able to do this thing. And it wasn't like a huge thing that they were offering. It was Yeah. It was it was like the smallest the smallest thing of of, a sandwich you can get, which is fine.
But it did it did on there limit 1 per order, which I respect. But, yeah, if you've got a family coming in and you've got 8 people in your family and everybody's going, no. We're individual orders. I can see people taking advantage. Oh, yeah.
Absolutely. Workers going to lunch. I feel like that's a different situation. Now we arrived in one vehicle, so there's that. You arrived in a separate vehicle, so it had different optics, but we aren't, you know, I don't know.
Maybe they looked at us and went, those 2 look the same. They're related. Yeah. They're like they were brothers. Yeah.
And then I showed up and, like, there's Keane Baldy right there. Yeah. Yeah. Right? And then when Josh texted me, I was like, who is this?
I just pretended not to know who he is. I said and I went I looked at it and I went, does he not have my number? Oh, no. I get what he's doing. Alright.
Okay. Cool. I did see I did see that look of confusion on Josh's face. That's why I was gonna put the winky face at the end of it. The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Holly's ghost is a production of Riverbend Media Group.
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