The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's, the podcast. The noon hour of madness and mayhem is powered by Jalisco's Friday peaches. Yeah. Oh, I'm so glad. I hope it doesn't go by too quick.
Need a couple days of actual sleep. Right in time to get my sleep schedule working again, I plan to roll into the weekend and just screw it up again. I stupidly do my laundry and then put all the clothes on my bedroom floor, which makes them dirty again. Yeah. So my entire bedroom is just a heap of clothes all around.
It's terrible. So when the maintenance guys were coming around, you know, trying to fix stuff, I just kept shutting the door to pretend it's clean. Yeah. You just reminded me of, my laundry situation. I have a lot of chores I need to get done by tomorrow because each day this week, I was like, alright.
Taryn gets here Saturday. You have all week to clean up the house. Tuesday, you got all week. Wednesday and so on. And now it's Friday Yeah.
And I've accomplished 0 chores. That's what happened to me with my, with the cannonball project. I was like, oh, it's last week to get it done. Yeah. I do.
New Year's Eve's around the corner. Note to listeners. Don't Definitely not. It always comes back and and hits you and you're just like, I I don't wanna spend my Friday night doing chores, but that's gonna be my night. A nice fun evening of, laundry and dishes and I don't know if I'm gonna sweep and mop.
You know? It's just tearing. It's not like, you know Yeah. Exactly. The big big giant boss man's coming over.
No. Yeah. Well, and then if then that's when you make the house extra messy so he won't ever wanna come back. Just put come on. Stay out.
Stay out. You know? Nothing you wanna see here. Go visit Jade. You got any weekend plans?
Nothing. Nothing at all. Gym twice a day. That's about it. Right.
Well, you know, that's a healthier choice than, I've been making, which is get home. Oh, recliner. Sit. Yesterday, I couldn't even bring myself to go to the, grocery store. I hit one of them, and then I was gonna go to one of the ones that's, you know, you get you gotta prepare yourself mentally for, and I just caved.
He was, like, no. I'm not doing it. When you, like, lay in bed, when you make that dumb decision to lay in bed, like, I'm just gonna lay here and talk to my friends or do something to my phone, I won't get up, and it sucks. Because the cold weather, it it gets you 10 times worse. Oh, yeah.
Especially when you sit in that cold car, you get in, you're just sitting there shivering for, like, I don't know how long till you wait till Yeah. Wait for it to heat up. Mhmm. I know, I'm lucky. I'll consider myself very lucky.
I have a garage and so that makes a tiny bit of difference as you get going. You know, it's still cold, man. The house. I have you. I've got the major first world problems.
My car is still cold, but not as cold as others. I got a covered parking spot, and I I consider myself lucky for that. That is. Because yeah. Then you don't have to, scrape off your vehicle.
That's I would be so mad if I just scrape it off every single morning to get here. Oh, dude. The worst is yeah. Back when I used to park outside before I got the garage cleaned up, you know, you'd get you know, 6 inches of snow, and it's, like, 5:30 in the morning and, oh, you know, the truck's tall too. Yeah.
So, you know, you're getting out the push broom. You're jumping, trying to get the roof. Yeah. And you'd end up pouring snow all over yourself, and then you're mad. Or You're all wet eventually in the office?
Yeah. Or you do a bad job and then you open your door and all the snow from the top falls in on your driver's seat. And then my parents and my mom's like, oh, I'm wearing a blanket and it's 70 degrees outside. Oh, jeez. I said screw you, mom.
Oh, I'm Come out here to 8 degrees. Yeah. What's the weather in Phoenix? Because I think Taryn is in for a rude awakening. Yeah.
My my friend, Levi my friend, Levi, goes for his mission to Minneapolis next week in a high of, like, 8, low of negative 4, and I'm like, alright. I hope you're ready. The Midwest is so brutal. I try to not complain about the cold here to Jake and Manda because, yeah, I know they're dealing with a lot worse. Phoenix is actually, in a cold spell right now.
High of 62 today. Dang. That's cold. Freeze. Oh, they got a freeze warning issued for the Phoenix area this weekend.
That that's different. But then it's supposed to get back up into the mid seventies next week. So yeah. Taryn, get ready. What what is it outside right now?
Like, 20? Oh, it's it's gonna be bad too. I think I saw a high of, like, 11, low of 3 next week. What? Oh.
Oh, the high of 20, low of 9 for oh my goodness. Next Sunday, not this Sunday, but next Sunday, high of 12, low of negative 6. Oh, dude. Here we go. Well, and for the next 3 days, the weather report I just pulled up said we're getting snow.
Yeah. Didn't lieutenant Crane say that this morning? Yeah. I blocked that out of my mind because I didn't wanna think about it. I hope it's not a lot of snow.
The east coast is getting pummeled right now. Or and and their quotes pummeled. You know, my friend who now lives in Georgia who's from here is like, oh, we're about to get a whole lot of snow. It's just some standard snowfall. We had like 1 or 2 inches.
Look. Crazy. In in California, you think people can't drive over there? Wait till it rains. That's when it turns into a giant dog pile of cars on the highway.
Well, I guess right now, they probably are really hoping for that. Just some rain. Please. Yeah. I I was talking about it on the air yesterday.
I think I talked about it on the air. I might have scrapped the break because I don't wanna, like, mention it, but I wonder how many radio stations in Southern California took out a whole lot of songs related to fire out of their playlist. I bet a lot. And I started thinking about it. There are a lot of songs that mention fire, like Rage Against the Machine, Sleep Now in the Fire.
Yeah? I wouldn't have even thought of that one. Well, look, I I was, right before my show started, California Acation was playing. And I hear California rest in peace, and I'm like, oh, no. Jesus.
Yeah. Right before my show, Ed of all shows. There's just too many songs, you know, to, get in and and really fix it at. I'm sure that, you know, some people in charge of music in LA or California in general probably, you know, are working overtime to pour over the lyrics to every song. Adele's Set Fire to the Rain needs to be put to the side, please.
I was looking for, t shirts. Oh, I should probably be quiet in case they're listening. I was look looking for gifts for, for Taryn Oh. Since she's coming to visit, and I wanted to have a few little things for her to open and Very nice. I saw an Olivia Rodrigo shirt.
I think it was, or maybe it was Wednesday. You know, what's that other what's the girl on the Wednesday show? Oh, Jenna Ortega. Yeah. I don't know what it was, but it was something about fire.
And I was like, well, you guys should move that back on the rack. You know, you should hide that one a little bit. It's insensitive right now. The noon hour of madness and mayhem is powered by Haliscos. Peaches, I don't know if this would have even been a thing when you were younger because I don't recall people doing this since I was a kid.
Did you ever send a fan letter to anybody? Write a letter to a celebrity and, you know, send them a letter, like, asking for an autograph or something like that. Don't think I have. Alright. I just saw a post I scrolled by where somebody back in the eighties had, wrote to Stephen King.
And so they were like, check it out. This is a letter Stephen King wrote to me in 1986. And it reminded me that when I was a kid did you ever see this movie called the wizard? No. I haven't.
K. This came out let's find out here. This was, a Nintendo movie. Wizard movie. That would have been 1989.
So I was 7 years old. So I remember when this movie came out, I went to the Alameda movie theater in Pocatello. And what's kinda cool about this movie, Peach, is this was where they debuted Super Mario Brothers 3, like, the first time it was ever seen. You know, this was before there was YouTube and commercial. I mean, we had TV commercials, but this was like, you go see the movie and bam, Here's Mario Brothers 3.
And so this was like my favorite movie when I was a kid. Have you seen a meme going around where there's a kid inside of a car and he's going, California. California. And he like wants to get out of the, the recent one I saw was, somebody said, you know, Anthony Kiedis is a boy. And, you know, it's this kid, California.
I have not seen that. The plot. Yep. Okay. I've only ever seen that meme.
I haven't seen the original source of it. Oh, okay. So you have seen the meme? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. So that's from that movie. Well, when I saw that Stephen King letter, it reminded me that as a kid, there's a there's a girl in the movie. You know, the plot, you got Fred Savage.
Yeah. Fred actor. You've got I I don't know what the name of the younger kid is, but then you had this girl who was in the movie. What's her name? Why isn't it showing it here on the cast?
Anyway, whoever this girl was, I think I had a crush on her as a little 7 year old. And I remember I'm I'm sure my mom somehow helped me figure out how to write a letter, to request an autograph. So I, you know, sent it off, and amazingly back in the day, I did get a letter back from her along with a signed photo. Oh. Like, yay.
Nice. I I don't think any celebrities really take fan letters anymore because everyone everyone tries to hit them up on Instagram. Yeah. And how do you figure that how did you figure out her address? Is it PO box?
I have no idea That's weird. Thinking back because we didn't have the Internet, you know. Did you go through the phone books? Well, we live in Idaho. Like, I'm really wondering how on Earth, you know, I I would assume it was my mom or dad figured out how to I was about to say, is it your mom that, like, pretended to write you back on her?
No. It was legit. And then printed out a photo and, you know because it was, like, you know, on a heavy stock, like, you know, and it had the, return postage and things like that. I mean, it it it came from California. Yeah.
I'll kick off my show with that now. California. Peach's pick of the day. That Judith bought me a, Blu ray of it, and I haven't watched it. I'm wondering, like, you know, when you watch some stuff that you really liked back in the day and you're like, oh, man.
This is a bad movie. What kind of, what kind of ratings does it have on, like, rotten tomate I mean oh, jeez. 29% on Rotten Tomatoes, but 75% of Google users liked it. It's a very divisive. I guess the critics knocked down.
That could be a funny bit. We just start sending fan letters to people and see who actually responds. Yeah. That that would be. You know You just see me sit at my desk.
To John Cena. Yeah. I'm your biggest fan. Literally. Oh, hey.
You got any other fans? Are you 6 foot 9? Yeah. Come on. I bet I can beat you at WrestleMania, your final one this year.
Yeah. That's really weird. I wonder how we found the address to send it to. Oh, her name was Jenny Lewis. That's her name.
Alright. I'm a hook her up. She's, a redhead. I'm I'm gonna try to figure out Is she alive? I'm gonna try to figure out Victor's, type here.
When I was 7. She's 49 years old. She's still around. Oh, she's still alive. That's good.
Is she is she the lead singer of a band now? The pictures that are coming up are pictures of, yeah, somebody playing guitar. Is she is this I think that's her. She's a redhead. Jennifer Diane Lewis is an American singer, songwriter, musician, and actress.
She was the lead singer, rhythm guitarist, and keyboardist for the indie rock band, Relo Kylie? Rylo Kylie? I'm popping into, the Rylo Kylie? She's tiny. 5 foot 1.
Woah. Yeah. Yeah. That that that's gotta be her. There it goes.
It says she was in, The Wizard. Oh, she was also on Roseanne for many years. Okay. I don't even remember that. She was Diane on Roseanne.
Yeah. She was in, Troop Beverly Hills as well as television series Brooklyn Bridge. Well, anyway There you go, Victor. We'll hang this specific photo up on on your office phone. Oh, my good Yeah.
Well, that's not that risque, but, I I think my lady might get mad if I start hanging up pictures of the other girls and be like, hey, I was 7. It's my 7 year old crush. You bought me the movie, and now I just can't stop thinking about it. No. Or you'd be like, here's your Halloween costume for the season.
Oh, red wig. Oh, no. It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Haliscos. I'm Victor Wilt. I'm Peaches.
Alright, Peaches. We're gonna do a little bit of trivia here. Okay. I'm ready. Okay.
I got a headline here out of Florida. Florida deputy crashes into car stopped for school bus while doing what? Blank. While doing blank. The school bus?
No. The Florida deputy crashes into car stopped for school bus while blank. Okay. You're you you guess. It's Florida.
So you know it'll be a little, you know Now people have different names for this. Are are they called cookies, donuts, spirals? What are they called? Cookies or donuts. Yeah.
Okay. So the I used to call them donuts, but then I heard Maddie say she was gonna do cookies in the, the parking lot. I'm like, why are you eating Chips Ahoy in the parking lot? And then yeah. Yeah.
Dealers. I'm just gonna mow down cookies in the parking lot. It's like, why don't you do it inside where it's warm? Right. It's cold out there.
Well, they they can't be doing that. I mean, they could because there's a lot of rain in Florida, but I don't think they've had a lot of rain as of late, have they? I'm not sure. I'm not sure on Florida. Well, I mean, they've had a hurricane.
Yeah. But that was a while ago. So, That's yesterday's news. Now we're on to the next tragedy, the LA fire. That's right.
Maybe he was on crack. Not well, I I mean, I guess that's possible. It I I don't appear to see anything about that. Okay. It was not spinning cookies, and he was not on crack.
Will, as we would say on Traffic School, call this distracted driving? Oh, he was watching some explicit material on his phone. You nailed it. Okay. You nailed it, peaches.
He was watching, yes, explicit material. Hey now. I don't know why I pulled you over. Like a dude. Yeah.
And what's funny is, they found out this is what had happened because they reviewed his body camera footage. Allen, you can't be you can't be doing that type of stuff when you have all the surveillance on you. Yeah. Good. I'm worried about pulling up tabs on this work computer.
Jade's right there by your office. Oh, yeah. See the computer from outside the studio. What are you looking at? That's another reason I get nervous scrolling Twitter.
Twitter studio. Surprises you. Yeah. I've seen, like, you know, I'm sure similar to what this man was watching while out on patrol. Are you seeing a lot of sudden, boom.
Are you seeing a lot of don't open this thread in public and it shows some, like, weird image and then you you do open the thread and you're, like, okay. Well Just like any other, you know, kid, don't look at this. What? Yeah. What what's there?
What are you hiding? I gotta see. That's the wrong Squid Game film. What is this? It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's.
Peaches and I are talking about being the bad guy. I'm the bad guy. That's right. I'm the savage. You were telling me about some really savage things you do at the grocery store, man.
Right. Right. Brutal, dude. Brutal. I, sometimes I'll I'll take a product off the shelf and then, what's it called?
Realize later. You know what? I don't need this. And I'll actually walk back to the aisle where I picked it up and put it back, you know, right there in the front. But sometimes I'm tempted like, hey, you know what?
Let me put the lock the box of Lucky Charms. I might be in like the clothing section. Let me just put this on the shelf here where the pants are at. And then I think about it. I'm like, wait, these workers probably deal with that crap all the time.
Oh, yeah. For sure. Walk back to the cereal aisle, put the boxes back, and, you know, make sure it's nice and spotless. My my favorite and I see this almost every time I'm in WinCo. You know, by the, aisle where they have all the, soda and stuff like that Uh-huh.
On the end of it, they have this small beer cooler with, like, single cans, you know, over by the, like, cookies and the the bakery and stuff. Oh, yeah. Okay. Now I know what you talked about. Small cooler there with single cans.
Tea. Yeah. So every time I walk by that, you know, just kinda glance in, you know, and like, don't do it. Don't do it. But without fail, I always see some kind of goods that are not the cans in that, you know, particular fridge.
So somebody's debating, do I want, you know That's funny because sandwich meat or tall can. I don't pay attention to that cooler at all because I I will pass by. I'm like, oh, it's alcohol. I can't have that. And I'll just go I'll continue shopping.
I always glance in to see what people have left behind that they decided they wanted to get a beer instead of food. And you'll see all kinds of interesting things in there. It it repeats in your head like, oh, a decision was made here. It's like if you go right next to that where the energy drinks are Yeah. Like at one point me and my friend Levi were just walking through and I looked at the top shelf and there's a giant bottle of soy sauce that someone just stuck where all the energy drinks are at and I'm going a decision was made here.
Yeah. Somebody said, you know what? Forget the soy sauce and my chicken and my rice. I wanna have 300 milligrams of caffeine at once. You know, this would be a pretty funny prank, but it's also, you know, don't do this because, like you were talking about, some employee has to clean these things up.
But you could, you could put things in there that it would seem like Don't give me any idea. Dirty, you know, terrible person would choose a beer over this, like, you know, baby diapers. You know, you put those in there. I was thinking that as you're about to say it. Like, what if you decide to put, like, you oh, I can't even say that joke.
What if you did decide to put, like, a shock top or something like that in, like, the diaper aisle, and you're, like, oh, what's going on with this parent here? But then they would have made the decision to leave the shock top behind. They were like, okay. I gotta be a good parent and take the diapers. I know, but what, like, kids with parents are going through that aisle and go, mommy, what's that cool looking soda?
Yeah. Then you gotta explain it to them. But I bet there are a lot of items that you could really make people double take if you were to leave them and make it look like you decided that alcohol was more important. Speaking of explaining to them, Finn, I love those emails that people get sometimes. Like, you know, other radio stations will talk about a sensitive topic.
Mhmm. And then some kid hears the show, and he goes, mommy, what's that word mean? And then they have to, like then the the the parent not only has to explain it, but then they get mad and message the radio station saying, hey, thanks to you. I had to explain what this is to them. Yeah.
We've had that happen with just, like, ads. Yeah. And it's like I remember one specifically. It made me laugh. Yeah.
It was kinda crazy. I know what one you're talking about. It was a little bit wild to hear over and over again. But luckily, as far as I know, we didn't personally get any calls about it, but I bet some of the other radio stations did. Can't say what you're doing?
Alcohol until you're 21. Yeah. Don't don't I I'd say if you can avoid it, period. Just avoid it. You might have an addictive personality.
And if it's, like, in your blood, you know, if you've got those genetics that are, like, yeah. I got some awful genetics. I wanna beat my whole family up for giving me these, you know, addictive awful genetics. I wanna beat my whole family up for giving me these, you know, addictive personality. Yeah.
Consistently sad all the time. You know? Like, I think of terrible things from my parents. Right. Yeah.
Thanks a lot. That's a good to peach the wrong question. What's that terrible trait you got from your parents? That is a good to peach their own question. It might get real sad, but we'll see how it turns out.
Yeah. But you know what? Not everything has to be sunshine and rainbows. My dad did heroin. I did hair I'm doing heroin.
It's a terrible thing. Well, did you ever see the commercial back in the day, where the dad walks into the kid's room and, like, look what I found. He's got, like, a bag of pot or something and where did you get this? I learned it from you. That was all that was on TV all the time when I was a little kid.
All the time. Where did you get this? I got it from your dresser, dad. Yeah. And then Why'd you go in my stash?
Then they had the classic where they, you know, this is your brain. And then they crack an egg. This is your brain on drugs. I'm like Oh. It's like, well, it looks kinda delicious.
I am kinda hungry. I do. Who doesn't like a fried egg? I remember that commercial. The person deflated on the couch, and they're like, this person did drugs.
That's why they look like this. And it would freak you out. The the there was another freaky commercial that I've brought up here, a couple times, I think, where they they were trying to tell these kids, hey, you gotta drink your milk. And the neighbor the neighbor's outside using a wheelbarrow doing some sort of construction. And the kids were like, well, Jerry out there doesn't drink milk, and he's just fine.
And he's he goes to lift up the wheelbarrow, and his arms come off. Woah. And the kids see that one. They start drinking they start drinking the milk. It's kinda violently.
That's right. You drink your milk, kid? It's like, what happens if like, what if the kid's, like, lactose intolerant or something like that? Oh, jeez. Yeah.
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It smelled of my spit wrong while I was still talking. That's funny. Alright. Okay. Where was I?
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