Ep. 25 - Battle of Burritos & VR Nightmares - 01/07/2025
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Ep. 25 - Battle of Burritos & VR Nightmares - 01/07/2025

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Alright. You guys ready? Yeah. Mhmm. The noon hour of madness and mayhem is powered by Jalisco's, and we've got Josh Tielor in the house.

What's up, Josh? Now my question does involve, Mexican food. Okay. However, it's not the delicious stuff you get at Jalisco's. Oh, some terrible Mexican food.

How could you have terrible Mexican food? It's still good. That's right now. I don't disagree, But the question is, who would win in a battle between 1 beefy 5 layer burrito Oh. From the bell So good.

Or the immune system of a Victorian era child. Imagine going back in time and being able to show Benjamin Franklin the Crunchwrap Supreme. Oh, come on. All of that in one shell? Yeah.

Apparently, we'd need to take them to Jalisco is what I think. I every time I hear about a layered burrito, I'm like, you ever seen a Chipotle burrito at Jalisco? You ever seen be you ever seen bean dip get served to the table? That's right. That's good.

Why doesn't every Mexican restaurant also bring the bean dip? Chips, salsa, beans every time. Every time. Because then you can dip it in the beans first and then the sauce then. Uh-uh.

Or the other way around. Whatever you like. Versa. Yeah. Or why doesn't somebody just make a bean salsa?

Now that is a good bean salsa. You're the punk? Look. It's a 7 layer bean dip. Let's just get rid of it.

Just bring me a bean dip. That's what I want. I just want a bean dip with chips. Anyway, the real question, though. What do you think?

Is the is the immune system of a Victorian era child? Don't you mean digestive system? Is that what I said? I didn't say that. I didn't say that.

I meant I meant digestive. Because it gets packed with COVID. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I meant yeah. Is is is the, is the stomach acid of a Victorian era child going to be able to process that food? That's a I think you do have to acclimate yourself to our terrible modern diet. I mean, there's a lot of there's a lot of human evolution that's happened.

Yeah. Okay. Can you imagine that time? Giving Abraham Lincoln a Baja blast. Yeah.

A bite of chain left. Baja? Yeah. I mean, back then, they only had coffee. This is delicious.

The noon hour of madness and mayhem is powered by Jalisco's. Not only do we have Josh Tyler in here, but now from z 103, Katie Lee. It's like a family thing. What? Hi.

Hi, Katie. Hi. Aren't you pumped to be on the noon hour of madness at mayhem? You know, I usually kind of avoid you guys. I've lost the black blast my music in the other room because you guys are yelling all the time.

I do I do see every every time me, Josh, and Victor are talking right over there next to the z one zero three studio, all of a sudden, I hear metal start blasting out of the z studio. Well, Katie, you know, even though she sings the praises of pop music all day, she does have pretty good taste in metal sometimes. I feel like I have decent taste. I was talking to your, guitarist the other day about gear and stuff. I stopped by his shop and You need to know anything about gear.

He's got the knowledge. You see, the problem is when I walk into those shops, then he's like, hey. I got this new Quad Cortex. You know, I know you use the packs of x. The problem is $1700 if I wanna get one.

That's not a problem. That's It's just it's just money. What are you doing for money. What are you doing for a side hustle? It's just money, man.

As they always, musicians always find a way. I know that you will find a way, Victor. Just like the parents are gonna find a way Yep. To get that stuff for that nursery? Yep.

Thanks for taking my time. Fun to say. What a segue. Yeah. Wow.

About it as a new natural because we do it for them. That's right. With Idaho's number one baby bump delivered by Mountain View Hospital's new NICU. Can we just pause for just a moment and talk about great branding? Delivered by Mountain View Hospital's new NICU.

It's pretty good. Task. It's pretty good. It's fabulous. I know.

I I keep slipping and just saying powered by. Yeah. Powered by. These little babies. Powered by Mountain View Hospital's new NICU.

Those crying from those babies might power a lot. There is that. Yeah. Yeah. It does tend to get parents to get the job done for the most part.

Yeah. So now that we are on that topic, it's up as well to get there. But if you guys do have or know know somebody that is pregnant, has a baby bump going on right now, make sure that they go enter for z 1 0 three's. Idaho's number 1 baby bump, you could win a full on nursery, like, all the things that you need. Lots of diapers.

What's all the stuff? You have diapers? Lots of diapers and wipes, you know, the most important stuff. Crib, glider rocker, changing table, swing. I heard glider glider rocker yesterday.

I was wondering what exactly that is. That is a chair. You know, mom's gotta rock their babies from the middle of the night crying sessions. They typically also have a little, gliding foot bench thing as well. Right?

So it'll So you got a foot rest that can rock. Yeah. This one's super cute because it's white and fuzzy. Oh. Well, if it has a foot rest and it's a chair, don't let peaches near it.

Yeah. What what what what what I'm about to say? I'm afraid all my chairs. I was about to say, what if they have a giant baby? Like, what if, like, what if the winner is, like, you know, the kid's, like, 8 foot, you know?

Well, they this is pretty quality, baby stuff. Only the best from z103. Best. And this year, we actually included a newborn photo shoot. Are they gonna let the babies grow up a little bit?

Because when they're fresh, they kinda look weird. When they're fresh? Yeah. Fresh baby. You know?

When they're brand new, you don't wanna fall into a newborn. Hey, listeners, make sure to put in the Life in Idaho Falls Facebook group, Victor likes fresh babies. Oh, Jay. Wow. Okay.

Talk about taking things out of context. Yikes. Anyways, if you have a baby bump, if you know anybody with a baby bump, go and submit through Cabar app. K Bear app, alt app, Cannonball app. And I wanna point out real quickly.

I said nobody likes fresh babies. Alright? That you wouldn't even wanna skip picture of 1. You said fresh babies look weird. Yeah.

So I'd say that's a negative. Okay. Now so Victor said a lot of crazy things in this program with buttons right there that you can press. What else did I have to say? Let's see here.

Oh, this one doesn't have as many buttons, Peaches. I don't have Bottom left? Oh, there we are. Let's see. Damn.

What a government. Okay. You hit the top one. Alright. I'm gonna go out and kill my Because kills people.

You can't. I'm here. My Atlanta, you guys. But we, Katie's promotion also inspired a new one for K Bear. We're gonna try to do Idaho's number 1 dad bod.

Oh. Yeah. I like that. Do do some sick their bellies out. And maybe we give away a quad cortex because I'm ready to enter.

Like, I'm a win win. Quad Cortex. That's the piece of gear Katie's guitarist was telling me about. Oh, okay. I thought that was some sort of exercise equipment.

Come on. You think I'd want that? How am I gonna win Idaho's number 1 dad bod. Isn't your son a guitar player? Yeah.

Yeah. You think you would know about a quad quartet? I'm not. PJ, did you? No.

Exactly. Yeah. Dad over here just heard $1700. Get a job. Yeah.

That's exactly. Alright. Cool. I'm glad you said that, Katie, because I wanted to make sure I said, no. I don't know what that was either.

I don't know. Thank you, Katie. The noon hour of madness and mayhem is powered by Hallease goes. Katie has left. Josh Tyler remains.

What's that? We dropped her out of battle. Like, is this, like, the Beast Games? Like, she went through a platform? Yeah.

Yeah. She fell through. Josh won. Yeah. You look at me.

What what what kind of, what kind of prize do I get? Oh, what kind of prize do you get? Oh, no. Don't give me some of your garbage. He's reaching for the trash.

I don't want your k bear garbage. Hey. We gave away garbage in time and Yeah. People were very excited to win that prize. I was not the one who won.

I gave away, like, a fake peach with a face on it, and sure enough, the lines were full when I Yeah. Asked for that giveaway or pronounced that giveaway. People won it. We can do sticker giveaways on air, and I'm sure somebody would call. That is very true.

Well, not right now, they won't. That's true. Not today. But it's not it's not our fault. No.

I did learn that. Yeah. Yeah. It's, the phone company's fault. Yeah.

That's gotta be a fun day for those workers. I guess Jade is getting that email every so often, like, we'll be it'll be back on in 4 hours, and he's gotten, like, 8 of them. Yeah. No. It's it's a it's a it's a deal.

We don't we don't have phones, which is a which is a bummer. Actually, I kinda like it. Do you? It's peaceful? It's just you?

You you can say whatever you want. Nobody's calling and giving you feedback. Well, I mean, there's the Facebook pea Facebooking people can use. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe we do need the phone lines on so people will quit going to life in Idaho Falls to complain and just call us like I would like them to do.

I see. Yeah. We could put, a can with a string outside the window. That's a good idea. It is a good idea.

Yeah. Come talk to the can. Yeah. We'll go we we're talking about the older days earlier, the Victorian era. Sure.

We're calling Alexander Graham Bell. We'll install the old fashioned catapults. Would he think about the Doritos Locos Taco, I still think he'd prefer the, what what's it called? The chicken Pollo Loco or something. Whatever that.

Do you ever get, like one of the greatest things at Jalisco's is the the parade of tacos. Oh. Have you had the parade of tacos? I have not. It's amazing.

I've we did we've hosted a couple of different parties, where we've gotten, like, 1 or 2 of those trays, and you get, like, a dozen tacos. Like, a ton of street tacos. But see, they call it the parade of tacos. It's made for a party. I'm just gonna eat the whole thing.

That's, the parade for peaches. Yeah. Peaches parade of tacos. There was that one time me and Josh were doing a remote outside of Jalisco's Yep. And we got food from Jalisco's, and sure enough, Daniel from sales who was with us got the sampler platter, and it filled up the whole table.

Nice. Yeah. He knew how to eat. Yeah. I thought I was like, I just want a couple street tacos.

That'll be good. Thanks. And then he goes, bring me one of everything. Bring me Jalisco. Daniel's a big dude.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you gotta make sure you keep them well fed. No.

I remember the name of that item, chicken Fundido. Oh, chicken fundidos. Pollo fundido. Pollo fundido. Pollo fundido is very good.

It's like cheese and more cheese. Yeah. A little chicken and some more cheese. That's right. Mhmm.

He just reminded me because we had the Wilton Nader burrito. What do we have for me? The Peaches party platter. Is that what it was called? Something like that.

Can we should we come up something for Josh? It's not very, it's not very Mexican food. Peach's party platter. Well I don't know. I bet Peach habanero?

I mean, you gotta throw in, like, Fiesta is the word for party. Peach. But that I understand the alliteration. Well, if you put it So you're gonna have to find some some Spanish alliteration. Are they gonna take me seriously?

I'm a I'm a giant dude named Peaches. Yes. Like, it's not gonna be, like, taken all that well, I don't think. Now The Wilton Nader burrito also sounds like a wilting flower type of situation. I don't know.

I think it sounds pretty metal. So so what do you think what do you think it'll come up for Josh? It it let's see. It's gotta be a Tyler or something. Yeah.

Right? Like Yeah. I gotta put the what what should I put as the prompt? A new Jalisco's Mexican food item Yeah. That's based off of Josh Tyler.

Alright. Here we go. Let's see what we get. That's a basic prompt that ought to do. Do I even say anything about, like, you being unclassy?

No. Yeah. Let's just see what it what it does. Alright. Tyler's fiery fajita platter.

Let's go. Inspired by Josh Tyler, this bold and sizzling dish features a mix of grilled steak, chicken, and shrimp served on a hot skillet with caramelized onions and peppers. It's topped with a secret spicy jalapeno lime sauce that packs a punch. Just like Josh's personality. Let's go.

Oh. I'm into it. Oh, wait. Here's the tagline, Josh. You wanna say that bottom part there?

The slogan? Turn up the heat, Tyler style. Chat TPT is great. I wonder how many businesses are just rolling with it. You know, like that's what I'm like.

That's a good idea. I gotta tell you. I I like them. I struggle special fajita plate. I struggle with business emails, and I just use Chad GPT all the time.

Like, can you come up and reply for this email? And I just copy and paste it. Wow. That's how we got that's how we got tickets for our next concert ticket giveaway. Oh, no.

Alright. I guess now we'll talk VR. Okay. Show's over. Great.

I have New Balance, by the way. Thanks, bro. They're new. It's it's funny. They went from, like, a dad brand to, like, now a stylish brand because they do shoes like that too.

They've been a stylish brand. I mean but the thing is they've been known as a dad brand before. And then now all of a sudden, like Only those white slash green lawnmower in New Balance. You don't have to buy those. They have these little old homes.

Most people don't love those. Yeah. I love shoes. Victor's like the guy that will get the HOKA's and the, you know, the giant moon shoes. Oh, yeah.

I know. You like and you like a good support. Yeah. I I don't spend the money on HOKA's. I'm too cheap.

I just go to, Ross and whatever Skechers That shoe department place super comfy. In the in the mall? No. Ross. And we've seen apartment's too expensive for me.

They're, like, $20 there. What are you talking about? Yeah. But do they have some nice They have Spongebob Heelys. Spongebob Heelys?

Imagine if you would imagine you went to the promo meeting on Spongebob Heelys. Roll it in. Squidward. I'm here. Alright.

Let's do this. The noon hour of madness and mayhem is powered by Jalisco's. I guess the podcast listeners will get a little bonus break with this podcast. You did you did hear that? It was recording.

Oh, that's fantastic. They'll get that. Great. But you might wanna go through that, little audio peaches. Make sure I I don't think you said anything wrong.

My biggest fear is that we upload a noon hour podcast with nothing edited, and it's just gonna be us saying something really bad. That's why I'm always, nothing but an angel in this studio. Well, according to people on Facebook, a lot of those things I say are bad. So That's true. We don't like it.

Keep it going. He's from California. I don't like his opinion. It attacks me. Oh, I've never heard you use that voice before.

Do a whole show in there. Nice. Fine. It's Peaches. Peaches the calm Karen?

Yeah. Yeah. That's fantastic. I don't care for your attitude. Well, speaking of, Peaches complaining, we've had this discussion on air before.

Oh, please. Don't bring up me complaining even more so today. Peaches, who hasn't even given it a try, thinks VR sucks, Josh. No way. No way.

No. Okay. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I didn't say it sucks.

Again, you're pulling you're pulling the I don't wanna say his name on the air. Taking me out of context. Yeah. That's what I like to do. Say VR because you have to get acclimated to it.

Right, Josh? Like, you you feel sick. Okay. Not it didn't take long. The very first so I've I've, you had an older VR, Victor, that you're letting me use that, that I've been playing around with this last weekend.

And it's super cool. I haven't really spent a lot of time in a VR headset. And so, I spent a a couple hours in there, and it was alright. I I did after the couple of hours. I was like, I probably should take a break.

And it took me a minute to kinda get reacclimated to, not being in that virtual world just because you're you you do have some sensory deprivation, that happens, and you're in you're sitting or standing and your, your view you move your head. Right? So you're in a world, but you're not physically in it. So it's it's a little disorienting. And the very first, I'm playing the Astro Bot game and What?

What? Oh. Excuse me. My fault. My fault.

So, again, do it in that other voice. Mucho, boss, sir. Yeah. That's right. And, and you move your character in sort of that three-dimensional, you know, Mario type world that's really cool.

But the very first time you go forward and there's an archway and you're walking over a bridge, I kinda went because I wasn't ready for that particular motion. We were playing another game, one of the mini games, where you have, these little robot dudes, and there's, like, this sea monster with this big worm kind of belly body. Mhmm. And, and you blow him up. You throw stuff at him and whatever.

And then if you beat him, and you're that character, you fly backwards out of the world. That was also a little bit nauseating. So there's a couple of different things that happened in there that kinda cap caught me caught me off guard. But, ultimately, dude, it was no big deal. It was a blast.

Yeah. All Victor did on VR. Tons of fun. Because Victor streamed it, like, maybe once or twice Yeah. On Twitch.

You you proceeded to say how sick you got using it, and then you looked at the Duke on Resident Evil and said, oh, there's peaches. I'm gonna look at this guy. Yeah. Have you not seen him before? No.

Okay. Yeah. Look up the Duke on Resident Evil 8. And I guess, like, even in VR, he's a lot everything in VR is enhanced because it's life size. It's bigger.

Yeah. It's life size. Yeah. So Lady Dimitrescu is, like, 10 feet tall from Resident Evil. Yes.

But the Duke's this big fat fly type. Yeah. I mean, I see it. And he's huge. He's, like I mean, in in the VR, he's gigantic.

He's gotta be about 12 feet tall. That's amazing. Doesn't he roll too? Listen. Like, the body shaming aside, like, facially, there's some resemblance.

Just a little bit. Just a little bit. I I can see a little bit. If people know what I'm saying? Let me see.

Yeah. Yeah. That sounds pretty accurate. So if we shave the head and gave it a a beard Yeah. You know?

Yeah. I I could see some similar. I wasn't say it was the face, Pete. Sure. Sure.

Alright. Mini me over there. Look at that 12 foot giant. Wow. I found my next Halloween costume, put one of those sumo suits, and roll around the building.

And, yeah, that was right after I got the new VR, and I hadn't played the other VR for a long time, maybe like a year, and I dove right into Resident Evil 8. Yeah. And the games where you move in, you know, any direction, those are the ones that really get you. Like that. Astrobot, you're kind of in a fixed position.

But robot. But robot. Sorry, peaches. But, but again, let's just say but over and over. But but.

You'll have to let me know when you, try Resident Evil 7. I'm I'm nervous about it. I'm not big on the horror genre. Yeah. Yeah.

I know. You won't even go in haunted houses. Dude, I that's why I'm, like, I'm probably gonna let somebody else play that game and I'll watch. Okay. My kids?

Terrified of it. Yeah. They both made it not very far. But see, what is it about, like like, haunted houses and stuff that really scares you? Because I'm the most timid dude around when it comes to Peaches ghosts scared in haunted houses.

Yeah. The whole time, I'm so glad haunted millies grabbed onto me just bad experience as a youth, maybe. I don't know. I also when it comes to fight or flight, I'm afraid I might fight. Well, if you're resident, I'm a squirrelly guy.

But see, I don't know. I'm I really wonder if I might hurt somebody. No one says that too. Be in that position. Tough guy type.

You know, I don't know I don't know what's gonna happen, and I don't wanna find out. But see, everyone says that too. Like, I'll I'll punch a guy who's gonna Nah. Scare me, and it's like the same people that say, I'm gonna cuss on the air because I I cussed too much in real life. No.

I'm like, I'm not I'm not playing bravado here. I worry that I will get in trouble. Well, I will tell you this, Josh. Resident Evil 7 and you know I'm a big horror fan. Sure.

I love movies. I like Yeah. Haunted houses, miles. I don't. I don't.

Resident Evil 7, nothing even compares to being terrifying compared to that game. Like, that's that's the only thing I've ever felt like, oh, woah. That's why I liked it too much. I'm like, woah. This is actually I don't wanna walk down those stairs.

Yeah. But, see, this is crazy. This is a video game, man. I know it is. In buttrobot when I had to turn my head around a corner to move the character because I needed to see where I was going.

I got a little bit creeped out because there were, like, if I fall off the platform, I'm falling. And then if I poke my head around and there's a baddie back there, I don't need that in my life, and these are just little robot dudes. Yeah. And there's a part where you're having to run from the Yeah. You know, psycho hillbilly in the house, and you are hiding, and you can peek around corners and see them looking for you.

For me. And it is it I mean, it gets the heartburned. Dude, it's so fun. You gotta try it. It's the best horror experience.

One of the best video game experiences I've ever had. I'm gonna put Chantelle in it. Oh. She loves spook alleys. And there's parts of it you could film and get away with on classy as long as there ain't, you know if it's just the creepy parts where you're walking around, there's no gory or anything.

Yeah. No shooting zombies and things like that. Josh, you you might have come up with something funny for the classy page. You in in VR with horror games. Do you like out like Outlast?

I will I will lose the headset and cry. Like, I don't need that on the Internet. But, like, our stuff's on the Internet all the time. Yeah. Good for you.

Oh. Another game that I loaned you, Farpoint that uses the big gun, that one my daughter chucked the headset. Because of a moment that's Because of a moment in the game. Because in that game, you're fighting, giant spiders on an, you know, extraterrestrial planet. Yeah.

Giant spiders that fly at your face. It's it's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I think this is good content for classy. Josh getting scared by the Oscars. Honestly, like, if you really wanna go viral, I'm telling you.

And then Chantelle puts it on, and she's just tearing it up, and I'll tell you exactly. If you if you upload that, Josh, I'll upload the video of me going into the snow pile, and I'll put like, doop doop, I'm from California in the background. I could do that for you. Well, I wanted to do it. That's okay.

Right.