[upbeat music] The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
Victor, we were talking about chuds over the past couple of days.
It's a great word.
We, we've been talking about those, uh, those chuds out there. Uh, speaking of a, of a chud, Machine Gun Kelly.
Uh-oh, what did he do?
He's, uh, preparing to unveil a quote, "Heavy new nu metal track," titled All Around the World, and guess who it features. Have you seen the-
I saw an article about this.
Okay.
That would be the legend himself, Fred Durst-
That's right
... of Limp Bizkit fame.
Rolling right on in there.
Okay. Y- when you-
Like the AMOG he is.
[laughs] That's right. And when an artist like Machine Gun Kelly throws around the word heavy-
Well, it's not him saying that.
Oh, really?
It's Rock Feed.
Okay, but has Rock Feed heard the song?
The, it says, uh, he played the song, he did, performed the song in Perth, Australia.
So is there video of this?
Uh, I'm, I'm not seeing a, a link to it here.
Hmm. Okay, let, let me do some Googling here. Machine... Or I guess MGK. I ain't gonna type that all out.
I did, I did like, uh, Drew's comment, "Now he's gonna try the nu metal route. Ew, screw this guy."
[laughs] Let's see if we got some video here.
"No, Fred. That's a bad Fred," from a guy named Bobby.
[laughs]
It's funny, 'cause the comment says, or the, the caption says, "Hey, it's unreleased." Greg writes, "It's not on Spotify though."
Okay, hold on. I, I think we...
Are you playing the video on your phone?
I, I'm, I'm gonna-
He's in a cuss, dude
... turn off my mic.
I'm gonna listen.
Uh, listeners are gonna love just hearing nothing. [laughs]
Hey, uh, right now Victor's listening on his phone-
Yes
... to the, to the, the snippet of the song.
Okay.
And from what I'm hearing through the headphones, it sounds awful.
[laughs] I don't know if there was any bad words, but, um, I don't-
I didn't hear any
... I don't know if I'd describe it as heavy.
Well, no, it's Machine Gun Kelly.
Yeah, exactly.
And I, I-
How heavy could Machine Gun Kelly get?
Y- right. And I'm thinking, like, i- if it's, if it's extremely rockin', like the recording version of it is just crazy rockin'
and the streaming numbers are there.
Yeah, it sounded like a nu metal song. Sounded like, you know, rap rock from the late '90s.
Mm-hmm.
So-
Do you think there's a chance we'll play that?
[sighs]
That's the thing, 'cause I know before you've said-
Yeah
... if Beyoncé released a rock song or, like, Dolly Parton. William Shatner is working on a-
His metal album
... on a metal album, yeah.
Yeah. I...
It, it'll depend, Peaches. It'll depend on if the song is good, I guess.
You're right.
And if it's popular, which it probably will be-
[laughs] 'Cause it's Machine Gun Kelly
... 'cause MGK is popular.
Mm-hmm.
So yeah, we'll,
[sighs] we'll check it out, for sure. Uh, have they said if it's gonna be released or-
No
... anything like that? Okay.
There's no release date as of yet.
Okay, so they just did it live, and-
Mm-hmm
... all right.
I'm assuming it could be this Friday, tomorrow.
Could be. Could be, and I'm sure there's demand for a recorded version. So yeah, I'll check it out. I'll check it out, but, uh, I wasn't like, "Oh, man, I'm so excited," when I saw that news article pop up.
We'll have to do a reaction video for the YouTube channel, that's for sure.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yeah.
I'm overdue for a reaction video.
I-
So I should definitely make one tomorrow for something.
I, uh, analyzed Benson Boone's Mr. Whatever song.
Mr.,
uh, Sunshine.
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah.
I thought the music video was funny. The song's pretty catchy.
Yeah.
But, uh, there's a lot of people still mad. I mean, they weren't as mad as, like, when I just roasted Deftones-
Yeah
... or when I made fun of that whole song.
Yeah, what, what did they have to say?
N-
They didn't like that you didn't like it?
"Oh, why react to something when you don't like the band already," kind of thing-
W-
... which makes no sense.
No, you can re- react to whatever you want.
Right.
Yeah.
[laughs]
That... "No, I only wanna hear re- reactions that are positive." You know, there's a reason that Anthony Fantano guy is really popular, 'cause he just says what he wants to say.
Absolutely.
You know? He doesn't just come out and praise every... How boring would that be? "10 out of 10, every single album I hear, I love 'em."
You'd be like the channel Orion Reacts. Have you seen that guy?
[laughs] I have.
Every single one of his reactions, "Oh, this is good."
[laughs]
He starts two-stepping, throws his hat.
Yeah, dude.
Gets, gets paid by these, uh, people to, uh, really endorse their song.
Yeah, I have heard rumors of certain YouTubers getting paid to do their song reactions, and when you're getting paid to do a reaction, you're not gonna give it a bad reaction. Yeah.
You should.
I mean, you should.
If it sucks.
You should be honest.
Yeah.
For sure. But, you know, this is-
Can't be, can't be dishonest to the fan base.
Yeah, well...
That's why when I say, when I hop on the air and say Sublime sucks-
[laughs]
... that's what I think. [upbeat music] It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. We talked about Fred Durst in that previous break, and of course, we had to play Limp Bizkit rearranged on the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem.
Speaking of mayhem.
Yeah.
Uh, Peaches, you travel back and forth between here and Rexburg quite regularly.
Of course.
Highway 20, right?
Just the one highway to get up there.
That's right. Well,
I know what you've been up to, Peaches. You see this article-
Oh, I saw that article pop up.
[laughs]
[laughs] This is, this is ridiculous, uh, and gross. Uh, Madison County Sheriff's Office says they've recently had an influx of calls regarding a man exposing himself to female drivers on the highway. [laughs]
[laughs]
And so when I read the headline, I figured, "Oh," like, what, is he standing on the side of the road? How would-
Yeah, is he by the sign?
Yeah, but no, he's driving down the road, and this guy must be really flexible or something [laughs]-
Uh, what? How? [laughs]
... 'cause to... He's somehow driving up next to these, um,
generally, uh, cars occupied by, uh, female drivers driving alone, and he, like, gets close to them, and then he just, I don't know, kinda-I guess lifts himself up or something and just shakes, shakes it around. They said waves, waves his private parts at the car next to him. How do they not catch this guy? Does no one who has seen this guy go, "Oh, what's his license plate?"
[laughs] I just imagine [upbeat music] [laughs] him bumping into the car.
[laughs] Now, I'm, we- I know we're laughing about this. This is very inappropriate, okay?
[laughs]
This is not cool.
Victor, stop dropping your pants in the studio here.
[laughs] But he's described as a white man in his 30s to 50s and drives a sedan with Idaho plates. How has no one gotten his plates when they said multiple people have seen this guy?
[laughs] Party time.
That's right.
[laughs] So, uh, detectives believe there may be additional victims who've not yet come forward. If you have any information about this man or car, uh, you need to contact the Madison County Sheriff's Office, uh, office detectives and let them know. But yeah, if this-
I just saw some dude's tallywhacker on the highway.
[laughs] That's right.
You wouldn't believe what I just seen.
Uh, if this man is listening to this program, stop that, okay?
[laughs]
Stop that.
We, we, we got you, Crazy Jay.
[laughs] Oh. [upbeat music]
You know, for that last break, Victor, I forgot to play the, uh, the soundboard. Where, where, where was it at?
[grunts] Oh, yeah.
[laughs] Geez.
Yeah. [laughs] Well, we'll see what buttons you decide to play for this one. We're... I'm keeping it very local today, Peaches, keeping it very local. Did you see this story out of Fort Hall about the, uh, armed and dangerous man that they're looking for?
No. [laughs]
Okay. Not like-
Is he dropping trout, too?
No, but what's, what's kinda crazy is, uh, it's a guy from Poky who I, I guess was in Fort Hall, and he, uh, busted into a house with a machete.
Boring.
[laughs] And he hacked somebody's hand off. And they called him armed and dangerous, but it's just a hand, you know? He's not really armed, 'cause he doesn't have a-
Wow, ooh, is a very nice.
[laughs] No.
[laughs]
So anyway, they're looking for this guy. He, you know, he's sounding kind of scary. Uh, they say he's a-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
I'm gonna go out and kill myself some people. [laughs] It's a direct quote from him.
[laughs]
[laughs] So, uh, let's see. They got his name here.
It's covered with meat.
Sean Michael Tyndall.
[laughs]
And they say he's from Pocatello. They've got his mugshot up there. But yeah. Kill this man. [screams] That's right. He sucks. I, I mean, I guess I shouldn't criticize him too much. He's, he is out there with a machete hacking people's hands off in, in our local area. But- Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh? But, uh-
It's been a while since we've messed with this whole thing.
I mean, I hope that the person, uh, whose hand was hacked off is okay. Oh, good for you. But it would really suck to lose a hand, Peaches. You know, hands, like I've said many a time, are handy. So, um, yeah, good luck to the, uh, police- [comical music]
[laughs]
... on finding this guy.
The... I wonder, did he take the hand?
It doesn't say. Oh. If you hacked somebody's-
Hey, if he's listening in right now, call in, 208-535-1055. We wanna know what you would do with that hand or what you're going to do with that hand.
Yeah, did, did you take the hand? I mean, Peaches, if you hacked somebody's hand off, would you, would you keep the hand?
Dude, you just-
Or just leave it?
You basically just said my To Peach: Their Own Question for today.
[laughs] Yes. All right. Well-
I was gonna ask that.
[laughs] Okay. You're welcome. [upbeat music]
Wrapping up the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. One thing before we get to what, uh, Victor was, uh-
[laughs]
... mentioning to me off the air here. I wanted to talk about this. If you're on Facebook and you decide to leave this passive-aggressive comment using the word brother in the comment-
Bro
... it is not gonna get you anywhere.
[laughs]
You're ugly, brother.
[laughs] Who said that?
No, no, I'm saying like, uh, like the one status you posted about Motionless in White.
Oh.
And it was like, "Just because they're popular doesn't mean they're good, brother."
[laughs]
It's like, well, Motionless in White is one of the most, uh, most famous metal bands out there.
And-
One of the biggest, and also, many, many people love those guys.
Yeah, and the point of my post wasn't, uh, "Hey, everybody, listen to this song. It's so great," or something like that. It was, "Hey, radio, this song is so popular you should be playing it."
Right.
You know? It was a post directed at radio people. Like, I don't care what a song sounds like. If it's popular and it fits the format, it should be getting airplay.
100%.
And that song's not that crazy. You know? It's got a big, clean chorus. It... I, I don't know why radio's afraid of that song.
We were sent the Bill Murray With a Day to Remember track with no screams.
Mm-hmm.
I had asked for the album edit.
Yeah.
Same with the Evil Under Fire In This Moment track.
They took the screams out of that too?
They, they took the screams out of that one too. I got the album edit. It was on the... It was in that Dropbox. It said, "Radio edit, no screaming, album edit."
Ugh. Why?
[laughs] I-
Why?
'Cause there are rock, th- rock, supposed rock stations out there that will play the three-minute edit of Emergence from Sleep Token.
Mm-hmm, which is horrible.
It's so dumb.
And, uh, the... I'm sorry, if you're not,
like, 60 plus, you're not gonna be bothered by some screaming in music, all right?
But even people who are 60 plus who listen to us love the screaming in music. [laughs]
Exactly. And it's a rock station. It's 2026, okay? It's not 1962.
Right.
You know? [laughs]
Where we have to put that fade at the end of the song. The band keeps playing-
[laughs]
... but we'll just fade it out-
That's right. That's right
... to cater to the radio stations. But anyway, you were about to talk about something here.
Uh, I was just gonna talk about, uh, how dogs are gross. I, I got reminded of this by Josh the other day. Apparently Josh, or, uh, dogs,
I, I had no idea about this, but every so often they have these glands that you have to drain.I'm not gonna get into more details than that.
Poop.
[laughs]
Poop.
Josh comes in to my office, and he fires up his phone, and he's like, "Look." I'm like...
[laughs]
I think he was leaving.
He was.
And I'm like, "Where are you going?" And he's like, "I'm going to take my dog to the vet."
I overheard this conversation.
"He's gotta get his, his glands drained." And I'm like, "What are you talking about?" And then he pulls up a video and shows me [laughs] a person doing it.
I gotta tell you-
Ugh
... out of the both dogs that my parents have had, we never had to go to the vet to have that happen.
You did it yourselves?
No, we never did that either.
Oh, okay.
They just went poop and-
Okay
... that was it.
Yeah. Um-
The, I don't know what Josh is doing to that dog.
[laughs] Well, he, he says that he-
Whoopity scoop. Scoop-di-di whoop.
Jade said-
Whoop-di-scoop-di-doop
... it's something he had to do, too. You know, and there's instructional videos on YouTube on how to do it.
Well, I got tricked into watching that video because ... Well, it wasn't Josh or Jade. It was a bunch of years ago, where somebody said, "Hey, if you redeem, um, like, this code [laughs] or, or go to this website, redeem a code for your Microsoft points."
[laughs]
So I did that. [laughs] It sent me right to that website, right to the, the YouTube video, where the lady has the gloves on, and she's poking on in there.
Ah, yeah. She's like, "You, we recommend you use gloves." I hope so. [laughs] Why wouldn't ya? I'm going barehanded on this one.
I feel like Jade would do something like that. You know those hand prisons?
[laughs]
I like to feel around.
[laughs]
What's in the box?
Oh. [laughs] Dirty gloves. It's nasty.
Jade-
[laughs]
... were you, were you doing that?
Yes.
[laughs]
[laughs]
We knew it. We knew it. [upbeat music]
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