... [upbeat music] The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
As per usual, we're sitting here making fun of questions people are asking on Ask Reddit. 'Cause usually I, I dig through there to find- to peach their own questions, but sometimes you get these dumb people that just post like, "Why are you still single?"
[chuckles] Yeah. Like, how do you answer that one? I saw that question, but I didn't even click on it.
I just haven't found the right one yet.
Yeah.
Something like that?
I'm ugly!
Right. [laughing] Yeah.
[laughing]
Girls don't like a real man. They want a bad boy.
That's right. I... You know, I don't like to shower, nor do I like to keep myself clean-
[laughing]
-in other ways, so that- I'm guessing that's why.
I think it's because I'm fat. When I have to enter a room, I go through the door sideways.
Ugh. I'm, I'm sure it's a bunch of dudes responding and blaming it on the women.
Right.
[laughing] Yeah.
In today's society, they don't like an old-fashioned man.
[laughing]
They want my Snapchat. I don't do Snapchat.
[laughing]
I use Telegram. [laughing]
[laughing] That's right. I use good, old-fashioned Yahoo! Email.
What I do is I approach them at the bar and stare at them until they come my way. [laughing]
Yeah, exactly. I get drunk at the bar, and then I just creepily hit on the bartender all night.
Have you heard of this band called Poison the Well?
[laughing]
What about... I, I, I can't keep doing this. [laughing]
Oh, my gosh, guys can be so dumb.
Well, the, you know, the, the other radio station here in the area that we like to make fun of, you know, the one that involves a lot of, "Awoo!"
Okay.
You know that one?
Yeah.
Well, they decided to ask a, a really dumb question, uh, what was it? Last week, that we... I don't know if we made fun of it on the air. "What are your plans this weekend?"
[chuckles] "What are your plans this weekend?" And boy, you know, that's the perfect opportunity to really troll. [laughing]
[laughing] Well, I think, I think-
Headed out to the cemetery with a shovel-
[laughing]
-like that one guy I read about who had the bone- had 200 bones in his house.
What about that one guy that I was, uh, I was just reading about off the air, that was, uh, taking his dead wife through the airport? She was in a wheelchair, her corpse-
Yeah
... was in a wheelchair. [laughing]
[laughing] Tell you what I got planned: a little vacation.
Hey!
A flight.
One of our li- one of our listeners commented on their post.
What'd they say?
Saying, "Sleep, LOL."
[chuckles] Sleep. All right, great. That's what I did, too, at one point. Yay.
One person took this seriously and just wrote, "Work, work, work. No days off till next Saturday."
[laughing]
"Do got my nephew's birthday to attend on Sunday, so that's something!"
All right.
Do you think they sat there on the air and talked about this, like, "Hey, what are your plans this weekend? Call in to the show, the Wolf hotline." Oops, I said the name of the station.
Yeah. I bet they did. "Well, we got some people planning to sleep. Uh, looks like someone's gonna watch some TV. Someone's gonna eat some dinner." [chuckles]
One of our listeners [chuckles] uh, basically, the- on their page, they, they did something- I don't know about this lore. I haven't been here long enough. You know the, the water tower, obviously.
Oh, yeah.
Um, s- they, they made a dumb post that says, "Billy Bob loves Charlene."
Yeah, I don't, I don't... I'm guessing that's from a movie or something. I don't think it's local. Um, let me Google this real quick.
Because, uh, uh, that, that gained a lot of traction. A lot of people were laughing at it, relating to it, but one of our listeners commented on their post, another listener from the previous post, a different listener from the previous post, top-tier post, "Not gonna listen to your station, but I'll give you a follow for this one." [chuckles]
Okay, uh, "Billy Bob loves Charlene" is, um-
I assume-
... a lyric, a lyric from a Joe Diffie song, John Deere Green. Yeah.
D- does it mean... Does it say, like, "Oh, we wrote that on a water tower?"
They, they just wrote it in letters, uh, three feet high. So, um-
Okay.
Yeah. Let me, let me-
Wow.
Let's see. Did he do it on a, on a water tower? Hang on. He painted a 10-foot red heart. He did climb the water tower and then wrote Billy Bub, "Billy Bob loves Charlene." So it's a country joke that I wouldn't have got, 'cause-
Yeah, me neither
... '90s, '90s country is terrible-
But-
... and why would you listen to it?
Could you imagine, you know, the one guy behind that station going, "I can't get this marker to work on my phone?"
[laughing]
"I'm writing this funny joke. I can't get..." [laughing]
[laughing]
Well, another, uh, question that they asked yesterday is, "Why do you use social media?"
What kind of question is that? [laughing]
Y- you wanna go through some of these answers?
To find, to find victims.
Yeah. [laughing]
[laughing]
I, I use it mostly to stay up to date with news, family, and friends.
I like to scroll through photos. [chuckles]
I, I like to, uh, post about how I'm single, and I post a shirtless selfie.
[laughing] That's right.
And I say, "These girls are not looking for a real man. They're too busy worri- worrying about their OF, huh?"
Mm-hmm.
"Why, why don't they date me with no shirt on?"
That's right. That's why I use social media. [chuckles] What-
I'm a country boy. Do you see my Ford F-650?
Ah.
It's taller than most people.
Who c- well, I guess we know who comes up with these questions.
Yeah.
But... [chuckles]
I, I need to come up with a question for today. Hmm.
[laughing] Why do you use social media?
That can work. Awoo! [laughing]
[laughing]
[upbeat music] All right, Victor, what's the weirdest food combination you secretly enjoy?
Hmm.
Say something wacky.
Let's see here. I like, uh, liquid cheese and, uh, Reese's. [laughing]
Okay.
I don't know. [laughing]
Wow! I thought we were just pretending to be stereotypical radio DJs.
Ketchup in my coffee. [laughing]
Yeah.
Good.
It provides that nice kick.
[laughing]
It reminds me of a good, like, coffee-esque tomato bisque.
Yeah, it was, uh, one of the most disgusting things I ever did, was put a ketchup packet in my instant coffee-
Yeah, why did we-
... during the noon hour.
Why did we do that?
I don't know. I was just being dumb-
[laughing]
... and I think I made a little Reese's cupcake, too. I put ketchup on a Reese's.
You did. I, I remember that part. I don't remember the coffee part. I just-
Yeah, I put it in my coffee, and I stirred it up, and it was ugh.
It was National Ketchup Day or something stupid like that.
Something like that. Yeah, so-
Wow, we really lost our, our, uh-... Steam, huh?
Yeah, and it seemed like somebody said they were bringing us some kind of weird food soon. I don't remember what it was.
I never get told this stuff. They just show up here.
Yeah. I don't remember what it was, but somebody said they're bringing us something disgusting, and I was like, "Ugh."
Should I bring back some avocado toast from California with some Jell-O?
[laughing] You kids and your avocado toast. That's why you don't get anything done. Why you can't, you know, buy a house.
I did see somebody post in r/1999 that, uh, teenagers don't want to work.
Yeah! Yeah, I've seen those posts from, uh, the 1950s, the 1930s. It's every new generation-
No, I'm talking about the 1999 subreddit. Someone com- someone was born in the year 1999 complaining about this-
Oh
... these teenagers.
The- someone born in 1999, so, like, almost your age.
About three years younger than me.
Yeah, and they're whining about the younger generation? Like, you're still part of the younger generation. [chuckles]
The only thing that I am, like, genuinely frustrated by with the younger generation is they don't know how to read.
Well, that's what people say.
Well, I, I've played Cards Against Humanity with quite a few of them. Aubrey has some pretty young friends, and one of them called Al Gore, "AI Gore."
Okay.
And then also proceeded to butcher the crap out of the sentence.
Are, are you sure-
You should have seen it.
Does this person listen to this show?
No.
Are you sure they're not just dumb? [chuckles]
Multiple people.
[laughing] 'Cause-
I'm not gonna say-
I know a lot of people my age who can't read.
I'm not gonna jokingly say again people from around here are dumb, 'cause you saw what happened last time when I said that. [laughing]
[laughing] Peaches, I've met a lot of people of all ages who can't read.
And I've met a lot of young people who just simply, like, struggle with just a generic card.
Yeah. Some mornings, yeah, if I'm tired, I don't read very good either. [chuckles] You've heard me try to read news articles and start screaming and yelling at myself, "Why can't I talk? Ah!"
I have a tough time with the word community.
Community, huh?
Yeah. Talking about that greater IEF police community luncheon, which by the way, horribly long name.
It is a pretty long name-
Yeah
... but since you brought it up-
Well, we-
we should probably talk about it.
I was gonna talk about the, uh, you know, weird food combinations and tie in Mama's Munchies-
Okay, let's do Mama's-
on Z103.
Let's do Mama's Munchies first. We'll talk about the cop thing later. So Mama's Munchies is a new, uh, contest on Z103, where if you're an expecting mom, you submit your weird food combination, and you'll be put into a drawing for a full nursery. Y- uh, all this stuff. You know, I haven't seen the list, so I don't wanna say what items, but I'd assume there's, like, a crib.
Right-
And-
... and you've had two kids, and you know what it's like to buy all the baby stuff.
It's expensive, especially nowadays. Everything gone up, Peaches.
For me, I'm just gonna throw my future kid on the floor.
[laughing]
Good luck sleeping, buddy.
That's right. [laughing]
Welcome to whatever year it is, the modern age.
That's... You just get yourself a nice basket and put them in a-
Oh, my kid's not fitting in a basket.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
He's going in the tub.
That's true. [laughing]
[laughing]
Get yourself a, a used horse trough-
Right
... from a farm that, you know, the animals used to drink out of.
What are those things called, are they called a swaddle, that you, like, you, like, wrap the kid in?
Yeah, it's like-
A blanket
... like a blanket that kinda like mummifies them.
Yeah, my kid's gonna go in a, into a Walmart bag.
[laughing]
Maybe a Trader Joe's shopping bag. Who knows- [laughing] ... how big those behemoths are gonna be?
A Snuggie. [clears throat]
Yeah, a Snuggie. [laughing]
An adult-sized Snuggie.
[laughing] So anyway, you go to, uh, z103.fm, and you can, uh, get the details on the promotion or just fire up the Z103 app. J- all you gotta do is submit your weird food combination, and you might win all that crap you need for that baby.
I'm just laughing at the fact that my kid might drool, and it might be like- it might be a lot to fill the h- the, the bathtub that it's sleeping in. [laughing]
[laughing]
'Cause it's such a big baby.
I know. It's gonna be a monster.
Ugh, yeah.
It's gonna be a monster, Peaches.
I'm just imagining like, "Hey, l- look, kids, it's Uncle Victor," and the kid comes tackling you.
[laughing]
[laughing] When he's, like, 10.
"Hi!" [laughing]
[laughing]
So enter to win, z103.fm. Fire up the Z app.
[laughing]
You know, you might win all of that stuff that you need for your nursery, and who, who's sponsoring it again?
Uh, Mountain View Hospital.
Mountain View Hospital. Great folks, and a great place to get your baby delivered, and they're delivering this prize package just for one lucky family.
I just had a... I have a repeat video in my head of you getting knocked over by my future kid. [laughing]
[laughing]
Like, you're 53 years old, and if the kid's 10-
Maybe you should make a-
... you're close to 50-
- Sora video where you're like, Peaches as a baby-
[laughing]
... knocking down Victor Wilt, [chuckles] but Peaches as a, you know, six-foot-tall baby.
I could just put, "I have a kid" in this, uh, future because I, [chuckles] and, and, and I also have Aubrey on the, the Sora thing, too.
Oh!
So I could use both of us and say, "Our future kid tackles Victor Wilt-
Yeah, okay
... in the year 2042." [laughing]
[laughing] All right.
Victor's an old man.
[upbeat music]
Victor, we, uh... Well, I hardly use Twitter anymore. I'm assuming you do- you don't use it as well-
No
... all that much.
I- today I was desperate for content, so I got on there to see what was going on. [laughing]
[chuckles]
I didn't last very long.
And you saw it, right? You saw, like, what's been, uh, happening with pictures of these different... Uh, uh, we don't even follow these accounts. They just pop up on our feed.
Yeah.
And there, there's that picture of Billie Eilish, you're right, where she's in, like, a tank top and all of that, and pe-
Okay, I, I didn't see it.
People are asking Grok, the, the AI robot, to put her in a bikini or take the clothes off, [chuckles] and it's-
I-
... it's rather crazy. [laughing]
I did see some articles about, I think it was Malaysia banned Twitter altogether because of that feature.
Mm-hmm.
Because-... real sickos are using it to, um, unclothe-
Right
-you know, pretty much anybody, but, uh, making it very, very inappropriate.
They're telling, uh, people like Dua Lipa. No, they're basically taking pictures of Dua Lipa and saying, "Hey, hey, Grok, turn her around."
Mm-hmm.
And then you see, like, an AI-generated butt.
Uh-huh, exactly. Uh, you would think that they would fix that feature, but-
Well-
-I don't know [chuckles] what's going on with Twitter.
I think they're making it, uh, a premium feature. You have to pay money to start using it-
Oh!
-because so many people have been using it, so now you got even more desperate people-
Oh
... who are wanting to, you know, see some woman [chuckles] at different angles, paying money-
Wow
-to then-
Keeping it classy, Elon.
Yeah.
Keeping it classy. Um-
Again, it's all about the money.
I have a feeling that's gonna lead to some lawsuits. [chuckles] I have a feeling, 'cause celebrities don't... Wasn't there, like, a deepfake law? Like-
There's something about a deepfake that I, I saw on, uh, Reddit, as a matter of fact, yesterday. Some lady launched a case because of this whole deepfake thing.
Yeah.
I, I, everything is so politically driven right now. It is so hard to try to find anything remotely funny to talk about.
I know! This morning's show, it was a nightmare.
It-
I was trying to dig up anything. Yesterday, I resorted to talking about farts, you know? Just, "Let's talk farts."
And then also, like, there's just morbid stuff going around. Like, I mentioned that guy that took his dead wife through the airport.
I know.
I'm like, "Um, how do I make a joke about that?"
Well, every time I fire up social media, it seems like, "Here's new video of someone being killed," you know, even on Facebook. You know, "Hey, check out this body cam footage," like-
POV, new angle app- appeared. [chuckles]
Yeah, exactly. "Hey, here's someone getting gunned down. Check it out!" Like, I don't know, the news didn't use to show that stuff, or they'd, like, blur it out, you know? I, I don't know. That's... Okay, talking about, you know, social media being damaging to kids,
social media's gotta be messing them up bad right now.
It's messing me up.
Dude, it even messes me up.
Looking at Instagram Reels, not knowing what's real, what's fake-
Ugh, I know.
What's, uh, you know, people- what people are doing just for clout overall.
Yeah, I, I've, uh... Maybe that's why I had a migraine yesterday, 'cause I got back to work and had to start looking [chuckles] at social media again after the weekend, and it was... There's just so much gruesome stuff going on. Like,
I get it that it's news, but why? I, I mean, sometimes it's good for people to see the footage so they can see the truth, you know? But they put it on autoplay, [chuckles] you know? So it just pops up and goes. Like, you don't get to make the decision. It just pops up and autoplays. I think if you want to go analyze horrific footage like that to see the truth of a situation, sure, but not everybody wants to see it, you know? Like, when that, you know, horrible event happened with Charlie Kirk, how many people-
Reposted that video?
Re-had that... And then it was, yeah, it was just forced on so many people. Like, I somehow avoided seeing the really gruesome one.
I saw it immediately. One of my friends sent it to the group chat right as it happened.
Oh, and my kids saw it. I'm like, "You shouldn't be seeing that," you know? 'Cause everybody's got a high-def camera right now. Can we just get some UFO videos or Bigfoot or something?
Right, y- you, you would know if these, like, uh, uh, these, uh, like, Bigfoot-
[chuckles]
... like we just mentioned, aliens, Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, we would know if these things are real, big time right now.
Yeah, 'cause everybody has a high-def camera.
Right.
You know, everybody, except for ap- apparently surveillance footage videos [chuckles] from, like, banks.
Yeah, w- why, why are security cameras so grainy?
They're terrible! When we have these awesome phones in our pocket, you can be at the back of an arena and zoom in and see really good-
On, on me sitting by myself.
Hey, there's Peaches.
And then that's what starts Peaches Needs a Pal.
[laughing]
Thanks, Josh, with your Google Pixel.
[laughing]
That was one of the best videos of 2025, I think. That was, uh, one of our most viewed. If you get rid of the, the, the concert post- the concert footage that we posted-
Yeah
... that has to be one of our most, if not the most viewed video of 2025.
Probably, and it does make you wonder, like, are all these... If you see a bank robbery or something, are the banks all in on it? Is it an inside job? Upgrade your, your gear. It's from, like, the, the '90s.
I would love to see-
It's garbage
... updates to those stories of people that say, "Hey, if you spot this person walking around town that we saw stealing from inside our store, um, have them reach out to us." Like, do they honestly reach out, or do they just avoid that store altogether from here on out?
It's a good question. It's a good question, Peaches.
Yeah, like, you know, "This- we saw this person stealing inside my store. Get 'em!" You know, uh, what, what's the public gonna do? Tell them about it?
Probably tell 'em.
So they hide, they hide even more?
Mm-hmm, probably. "Hey, dude, I saw you on, you know, stuffing that mandolin into your, into your jacket."
Right. [chuckles]
[chuckles] Yeah.
I, I, I recognized somebody on one of those posts a long time ago about, uh, somebody went into his, uh, an ax-throwing facility and then just left without paying.
Ah.
And they were posted, and it's like, what, what's gonna happen there?
Yeah, just-
It was in Rexburg, so I'm, I'm assuming they probably turned themselves in. [chuckles]
Probably.
"I'm sorry." [chuckles]
Yeah, exactly.
[upbeat music] Wrapping up the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, I am Peaches.
I'm Victor Wilt, and I don't have the notes up in front of me, Peaches, so you're gonna have to lead the charge on this one.
I, I, I was, uh, trying to delay and have you talk so I can pull it up here. [chuckles]
That's fine. I'm babbling away about this upcoming event that, uh, the community should take part in. Peaches is still digging, apparently, for these notes?
No, I'm just staring at the screen-
Oh, okay
... I wanna see how long you can go.
That, that's long enough.
Uh, on Wednesday, February 5th, at noon, the Greater Idaho Falls Police Foundation will host its annual Law Enforcement Appreciation Luncheon. I say that with, like, the bouncing ball over the words, the Law Enforcement Appreciation Luncheon at Melaleuca headquarters in Idaho Falls.
Yes. You know, we got a lot of great people in our community working to keep us safe. Like, you know, I work with Lieutenant Crane of the Idaho State Police every Friday for traffic school.... and they're, um, gonna have Bonneville County, Idaho State Police, and, uh, Idaho Falls Police out being, uh, celebrated at this event.
[laughing] Why don't you yell to y- L- to, uh, Lieutenant Crane one time, "Show us the body cam footage!"
Show us the body cam footage. [laughing]
See, see what he sh- see what he shows you.
[laughing] All right, I'll, I'll ask him on Friday.
See... Oh, that'd be funny if we sent him to, uh, Family Feud with a body cam on. [laughing]
[laughing]
On set doing the show, POV Lieutenant Crane.
Yes. So this is, uh, coming up in, uh... What was the web address for people to buy tickets and get more info?
ifpolicefoundation.org.
ifpolicefoundation.org. You said February 5th.
February 5th at noon at the Melaleuca headquarters will be this luncheon.
So you should join us for it. You know, get out, uh, meet some of our local law enforcement, show thanks, and, uh, it's a luncheon, so I assume that means food.
Do you think there's a rivalry between the IF Police Department, Bonneville County Sheriff's Office, and the Idaho State Police?
There's gotta be! I'm gonna find out on Friday.
There has to be, like, some sort of softball game they do or something.
Um, yeah. I'll have to ask Lieutenant Crane about that on Friday.
Like, Lieutenant Crane is with the elite team, the Idaho State Police.
[laughing] Oh, the locals are listening, Pete, because they're gonna like that.
But, again, the Idaho Falls Police Department, they're only designated to IFPD, right?
Yeah, where Bonneville County can go anywhere in Bonneville County, and then the state police, I think they can go anywhere.
See?
I think they can go anywhere they want.
Right, yeah.
Yeah!
Uh, th- that might be the big promotion, to get to Idaho State Police level.
Hmm. Questions that we don't have answers to, but you could probably find out at this event, February 5th. That was, again, ifpolicefoundation-
.org
.org.
You almost had it!
Almost. [upbeat music]
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