Ep. 127 - Our Girlfriends Came On the Show and Immediately Regretted It (feat. Aubrie & Becca) - 01/02/2026
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Ep. 127 - Our Girlfriends Came On the Show and Immediately Regretted It (feat. Aubrie & Becca) - 01/02/2026

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... [upbeat music] The Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.

[upbeat music] All righty, it's the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem. I am Peaches.

I am Victor.

I'm Becca.

And I'm Aubrey.

There we go.

Full house!

Full house. We brought our significant others in here.

That's right. We've got our ladies here. [laughing]

[laughing]

Very nice.

One of them listens to rock and metal, the other one likes, uh, bubblegum pop over there.

That's okay. [laughs]

Her, her Spotify Wrapped look way- looked way different compared to mine.

Yeah, earlier today, I was talking about taking Becca to Ian Munzik, and Peaches is like, "What? Rah, rah, I wouldn't take my girlfriend to one of these bubblegum pop shows!" And I started yelling at him. What, what show are you gonna force him to take you to in twenty twenty-six?

He, he's gonna go to, like, a Sabrina Carpenter or something.

Yeah.

Oh, uh-

Well, starting off real strong.

Hey, Sabrina Carpenter is really good. [laughing] I actually like her.

Yeah, I'd, I'd go see Sabrina Carpenter, probably.

I might pay someone to kind of, you know, just to be... disguise themselves as me.

How are they gonna do that?

I don't know. [laughs]

Just be like: "Take my girlfriend to this show." [laughing]

There's plenty of people that have posted, like-

Dress up like me

... "I saw Peaches doppelganger at Walmart," and I'm sure it's, like, the fattest, most disgusting person they've ever seen. They're like, "There's Peaches. [laughs]"

Uh, maybe it was you.

No, it wasn't me. [laughing] I wasn't at Walmart at the time.

[laughing] So what did you guys do for New Year's?

Uh, we stayed up till midnight and, uh, did some lottery scratchers, and we spent five bucks on those scratchers. Won six.

Wow!

Won a whole dollar.

You came out ahead?

Yeah. [laughs]

That's better than we do.

Well, for Christmas, you only won a dollar. [laughing]

I won one dollar-

[laughing]

... out of I don't know how m- how much, you know, in tickets you bought, but-

It was, like, fifteen, twenty bucks.

Yeah, one dollar. Yeah. Fantastic.

Good for you.

[laughing]

Yeah, we, we were really lazy on New Year's. We, uh, we just sat around, ate good food. You know, s- we stayed up till past midnight, you know, and then we just slept like crazy. We slept till, like, two o'clock.

Well, you slept till two o'clock. [laughing] I got up a half hour earlier.

I was out, out cold. It was awesome.

Yeah, we, we also h- had my friends on Discord and just hung out with them. One of them's in Tennessee, the other one's in California, so we all celebrated New Year's, but, you know, all three differently, 'cause it happened-- midnight happened faster, of course, for the one in Tennessee, here, Pacific time.

Yeah, we watched the, uh, ball drop at ten o'clock, 'cause that's when it really happens, you know. So we watched it live, and then, uh, we just, uh, listened to some Daft Punk [laughing] right at midnight.

Don't you hate Daft Punk?

His, his favorite song-

I, I was-

I ha- I had to play it.

I was gonna say, Victor hates Daft Punk. He always comes in here and talks about that.

Yeah, she... I, I was like, "All right, pick a song for the new year," and it was, "One more time." [laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

Just says it over and over again, "One more time."

I had to. I, I thought it was perfect. [laughing]

[laughing] It was pretty funny.

Right at midnight, we hopped on the air, and we played, uh, the Teletubbies song.

Yes. I, I should have thrown on K Bear. I didn't even think about it, 'cause we played the Teletubbies song at midnight.

Oh, man.

I had this whole dramatic legal ID that did a big countdown and all that, and yeah, we weren't even here.

[chuckles]

It just, it just happened.

The magic.

I love that Teletubbies song. I showed Victor [laughing] that Teletubbies song.

Yeah, we were trying to figure out a song for, uh, New Year's, and I was like: "Teletubbies song."

Aubrey, to catch you up to speed, it's not necessarily the actual Teletubbies theme song. It's like some weird dark wave, synth version of it.

Pu- pull-

Oh, yeah. Put it on

... pull it up, Peaches.

Pull it up? Okay.

Pull it up.

Where's it at here?

It's only, like, uh, what? A minute and a half long.

We're gonna sit here and listen to the entire thing?

Just-

Yeah

... crank it up to, you know, normal level, turn our mics off, and we'll listen to it, and we'll come back and yap some more.

Okay. Well, hold on. The song library needs to load. It takes forever to load this thing.

I know. We got too many songs, too many songs in our library.

And it's all the libraries, and you've been working on these, uh-

Oh

... outlaw country tracks. Victor, you love outlaw country.

I know. I was working on it again today, but, uh, we get to leave early, so I was like, "Oh, I'll tell Jade, 'Sorry!'"

Yeah, I forgot to tell Aubrey that. Aubrey, we leave early today at two PM.

Oh, that's perfect.

Yeah.

So yeah, I get to join her early. She has the whole day off. That's why she was able to join us today.

I know. Becca has the day off. I was bummed-

I-

... bummed that, uh, I was stuck here-

Yeah, me too

... recording at six AM.

Me too. All right, Teletubbies dark wave. Do I just do this?

Yeah, you-

Turn our mics off and play it?

Yeah!

Okay. [upbeat music] Well, the, uh, podcast listeners are gonna love that, 'cause they're not gonna hear a second of it.

Well, why not?

Because it'll get, like, copyrighted, I think.

I don't think it would.

Um, some of our stuff has gotten copyrighted on our YouTube channel-

Yeah

... certain podcast episodes.

Eh, oh, well. If they get copyrighted, it just means they're, uh, not available in certain countries.

Uh, we did get, like, seventy-five views on the, uh, noon hour, where we had the title as "Nobody Hates Idaho Like Me."

Oh, okay. Well-

And there was one guy commenting, saying, "I, I, I doubt it. There's a lot of people who hate Idaho a whole lot."

[laughing]

We weren't even talking about how we hate Idaho. We were just talking about how people, the teenagers, do.

Well, they probably didn't even listen to the show. They just commented on the title.

Right.

Yeah.

Well, there was seventy-three views, so I'm g- I'm assuming that, uh, some people stayed.

Very nice.

Yeah.

Good numbers. Pulling the big numbers-

That's right

... seventy-three views. [chuckles]

Very nice. High five.

Me and, me and Aubrey uploaded a picture of us on our Facebook, got two dollars out of it. [laughing]

Got two... You got paid for it, huh?

Yeah. [laughing]

I did monetize my Facebook, but I-

See?

- I don't think I've made any money.

You'd good check.

I need to probably post, you know?

I posted that I was disappointed in the John Cena match, and I got sixty-three cents.

[chuckles] Wow! All right, I'm gonna post more often. I need... Ev- every dollar counts.

Yeah, see, that's why people post so much.

Hmm.

Post with Becca, they do well. Everyone that I'm in goes much better than just Peaches' regular ones.

Yeah. Yeah, see?

It's 'cause it's-

Uh, it's 'cause you're a female.

Yep. [laughing]

Yeah.

Yeah. Dudes are like, "Yeah, look at the pictures of the ladies."

[chuckles] Right.

"Bunch of dirt bags online." [laughing]

[laughing]

But, hey, if you're making some money... [upbeat music] [laughing]

So Victor and Becca, Aubrey and I have this deal where it's snowy, when it's snowy outside, she'll drive us, but when we go to a big city like Salt Lake City or, coming up soon, California, I'll be the one driving around.

... Uh, that sounds like you'd expect from a, uh, California guy dating a girl from East Idaho.

That's actually us, [chuckles] though, too.

Yeah. Yeah, Becca doesn't like driving on the freeway.

I will not.

She-

It's, it's easy.

[laughs] I won't do it. [laughs]

She takes the longest, most ridiculous route to work every day.

[laughs]

She drove me on it one day-

Wait-

... 'cause we went to pick up my truck.

W- was she like me when, uh, I, I first was learning how to drive and I couldn't use the freeway? My parents were like, "Don't go on the freeway. You're not used to that yet," so I had to take streets everywhere.

That's what she does. [laughs]

Yeah. I had to take this weird, convoluted way to, uh, c- to college every single day. My parents gave me this piece of paper. "It's turn left on Orangethorpe. Turn right on Knott."

[laughs]

"Turn left here." It was like a big zigzag.

Yeah, yeah, that's the, the route she takes. I could get to her work in, like, five minutes. Her, it's, like, 20. [laughs]

[laughs]

And Au- Aubrey's the brave one. Like, it's icy, it's, it's slick, it's snowy. She's like, "I feel comfortable out here." She even puts on driving gloves to keep her hands warm. [laughs]

[laughs]

That's, you know, that's a sign of being a longtime East Idaho resident. I'm just dumb, and I'll come home, and my hands are just freezing, 'cause I'll just jump in my truck and go.

Yeah, my, my... I got ripped off when I bought my car. My car doesn't have the seat warmers. Hers does, and hers is older than mine.

Now, do... Okay, d-

He- okay, Victor hates [laughs] the butt warmers-

[laughs] Yeah

... because I have them in my car, and I'll turn it on, and he'll be like, "Shut this off!" [laughs]

[laughs]

Yeah, I just start pushing buttons.

Aubrey, what's wrong with you?

Uh, it, it just makes me feel uncomfortable.

Why?

It's a hot butt.

[laughs]

I don't know.

It helps with lower back pain.

It does!

It's nice.

That's what I was just gonna say. Your back never hurts, Victor?

It does, and it's been hurting bad lately, but I'm like, "Turn that butt warmer off."

[laughs]

I don't know, it makes-

Yeah, but put the butt warmer on. It will help your back. [laughs]

Makes you feel like you got swamp butt going on.

I, here's the thing, Becca: I think Victor's getting older, so when he uses the restroom, there might be some, you know, aftermath.

[laughs]

And so when the seat warmer turns on, it warms that up.

Now, listen-

[laughs]

... I was talking about swamp butt, but earlier on my show, I don't know if you heard my long break about dudes wiping and cleaning themselves. [laughs]

Oh, no, I, I did see-

[laughs]

... I did see the title of your podcast.

[laughs]

I get notified every single time you release a new episode, and this one says, "Welcome to 2026. Please wash everything."

[laughs] Yes, wash everything! 'Cause... Well, we, we can talk about this this next break, 'cause it's disgusting, and, uh, this is the Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem, and we got two girls in here that maybe we can, uh, ask if they've ever had to deal with this.

Okay, for sure.

Disgusting guys. Well-

Just, by the way, Becca, did you hear the la- the last Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem before, you know... Well, f- from last year, you know? [chuckles] A couple days back when, uh, Victor and I were talking about, uh, going bowling and eating a whole bunch of greasy-

Oh!

... messy food, and then sticking your fingers in the bowling ball holes.

[laughs]

And, uh, a- and then also, I told, I told you on the air, I don't know if you heard it or not, but I said, um, "Eat a whole bunch of greasy food at the bowling alley, then just jump right into Victor's hot tub."

Oh.

[laughs] Oh, man, he would be so mad. [laughs]

Just think about it: people eat while they bowl.

Well, like-

It's so gross

... the kids come over, and he's like, "Wash off before you get in." [laughs]

Well, kids are filthy!

You know Howie Mandel.

Do you mean people shower before they get in the hot tub?

Yeah!

See?

Yeah, he does.

That, that's the... He thinks it's normal.

[laughs] It is!

But it's not normal for people to shower before they go into the pool.

Y- yes, it is-

No, it's not! [laughs]

... for the same reason.

I, I don't do it.

See?

There's-

I, I do not. I do not care what he says.

[laughs]

He's never told me anything different- [laughs]

You'd have to

... so I just go in. [laughs]

You seem pretty clean. You seem pretty clean, but-

Oh, okay.

Have you... You've been to the pool. There's signs, "Shower before entering the pool."

Who's following those?

Everyone should!

No one.

I mean, there, there, there's p- there's signs that say, "Don't run by the pool," but then you see that one kid s- sprinting down the side.

Well, kids are dumb. They're young.

Well, so are adults, too.

They're uneducated. They're young. They haven't learned better. You know how pools get infected with bacteria that give people diarrhea?

[laughs]

People not washing off before they get in the pool.

Aubrey, do you shower before you go into the pool? Have you ever done that? Not to put you on the spot here. Never mind. [laughs]

My brother-in-law has a pool, their family pool. You do have to shower before you get in their family pool.

Oh, my!

They're, they're a family of doctors, okay?

Yeah, exactly!

[laughs]

They know about sickness.

[laughs]

They don't want their whole family-

They're, they're like you

... infected with diarrhea.

They're like you. They're the Howie Mandel of being afraid of germs.

Dude, a hot tub, if, if it had, like, water going in and out of it, you know, okay, it's fresh water, but that's... It's just, it sits there.

Her brother-in-law also has, you know, the indoor pool to their family home. You know, they're, they're highfalutin.

Oh, oh, good for you.

Ooh. [laughs]

That's what we got going on there. [upbeat music]

All right, Victor, you said you had something gross for this awesome Noon Hour of Madness and Mayhem.

Yeah.

People are trying to eat lunch, but you're over here grossing them out.

Well, I figured we'd talk about a topic that... I, I don't know if you've seen this popping up on Reddit over and over and over again, but these, these women will post about their guys who don't wipe. Not only don't shower and just, you know, clean everywhere, but don't wipe, and there's all these responses from women who have dealt with this, and they're like, "Yeah, I was always told, you know, that's just how guys are," and I'm like, [laughs] "Well, who are these guys?"

[laughs]

Have you... Okay, we got two women in the studio. Have you ever heard of or dealt with a guy who does not wipe?

Aubrey, if you have an ex that didn't wipe, call them out right now on the air.

Yeah, t- say their full name.

Yeah.

Shame... No, you don't have to say their name, but, I mean, this, this couldn't be a real thing.

If they're eight years old. Like, [laughs] I feel like that's a child problem.

That's bad parenting! Becca? [laughs]

Uh, wiping, I don't know about that.

[laughs] Okay.

I, I, I don't know about that, but definitely showering, yes.

Not showering appropriately?

Yeah, not shower- yeah, that, that was disgusting.

So, like-

Clean clothes, that's another one.

Yeah.

Don't know how to wash their clothes.

Ugh, you, you can smell dirty clothes, though. They smell bad.

You wanna hear, you wanna hear a funny story?

Don't put on deodorant. [laughs]

W- why? Why would you wanna just stink?

Becca, those are all metalheads around the world. [laughs]

No! No, this was not a metalhead.

[laughs]

This was a f- a freaking hippie. [laughs]

Whoa.

I know.

Oh, well, that, that was close. That was close.

Do we think we should, uh, edit that later?

We, we can edit it.

Okay.

We, we can pop in and edit that one.

[laughs]

We'll just beep it out and make it sound like you swore on air.

... [laughing] Okay.

[laughing] It's all Becca's fault.

Whoops!

No, there was one time when we had a basketball game my freshman year of high school, and I was using the restroom, not realizing we had to get onto the court, like, right after. Like, literally- and so I had to rush out of the bathroom. The coach is screaming. I didn't have time to, you know, clean, you know, whatsoever.

[laughs]

So then we go-

Oh, Peaches

... we go out, we go out in our white uniforms, right? [laughing]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

And they put my... I, I was a bench warmer my freshman year. I mean, I was a bench warmer my entire basketball career-

[laughing]

... um, but especially my freshman year. So when they finally put me in the game in the fourth quarter, it was already, like, you know, settled in type of thing.

Ah!

And so when I got out there-

Swamp butt.

I, I call it BR, butt rash.

[laughing]

It was hurting that bad. I was running up and down the court looking like I had a stick up there. [laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

So there was that whole thing. So maybe I do fall under the guys who don't wipe category-

[laughing] Come on, geez

... that one time, my freshman year of high school.

Shame, shame.

No, I think if it's a regular thing, then it's a problem, and it, it's apparently a major problem. I couldn't believe it. Like, dudes, not only do you need to wipe, but you need to shower, and you need to wash. Eh, like my podcast title, Wash Everywhere.

How about for the Peach Throne, during the 4:00 PM hour, I just ask the question-

[laughing]

... do you wipe your butt?

[laughing]

That's it.

That's your, that's your question for the day.

And would that be okay to post?

I, I think so. I mean, you might have to monitor responses, but-

Well, without context, I'm... I, I feel like if Jade were to see that, since he's not here today, and most likely he's not tuned into us right now-

Yeah, I mean, I, I think we'd have some listeners who would be, like, just trolling and start joking about how they, they don't. And then it, it could get funny, 'cause they might have a girlfriend or something, and she's like, "What? What!" [laughing]

Have you seen, by the way... I can't even say what gets posted on the, the Eagles Facebook page.

Oh, they go wild.

Have you s- they, they celebrated... They didn't celebrate. They, uh, commemorated. Is that the, is that the word? They, uh, were, they were basically acknowledging that Betty White died on that day so many years ago.

Okay.

But the, the, the picture they chose is something so heinous that I, I was baffled that they even had the ability to post that-

Ah

... without getting in trouble.

I didn't see that particular post. Sounds in bad taste.

Yeah. No, it's pr- it's pretty bad. Like, I, uh, I, I got in trouble for posting a few things here and there. Like, that one time I po- posted the Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish ice cream. Remember that? [laughing]

Yeah. Eh, that, that wasn't that big of a deal.

But somebody threw a fit here-

Yeah

... and that became a whole issue. There've been times in the past like that. I just can't imagine being the Eagles' social media guy and just posting that.

Which is worse, posting that or not wiping? [laughing]

Uh-

Becca

... obviously not wiping.

Uh, not wiping.

[laughing] Aubrey?

Not wiping.

See? Okay.

That's, that's gross.

[laughing] That's right.

[laughing]

Clean yourself! Clean your butt.

Like, you want, like, those, uh, you know, those marks on your underwear [laughing] -

Yeah, there was girls posting that-

... all the time?

Like, my mom was always-

Oh, skit marks?

... scrubbing the skit marks-

Ooh

... out of my dad's undies, like, oh, ugh.

I would never. I would be like: "You're dealing with this."

That's when you dump them! [laughing]

[laughing]

You don't make them deal... That's when you dump them. [laughing] That's not a "you deal with it." [upbeat music]

Wrapping up the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, I am Peaches.

I'm Victor.

I'm Becca.

And I'm Aubrey.

Um, everyone is so happy that these holidays are falling on weekends this year.

Mm-hmm.

I have to remind you, Victor, 4th of July is on a Saturday.

I did see that, which hopefully means, uh, Monday off.

Yeah.

That's, that's what I'm hoping that means.

Well, I'm glad you took that better than I thought you would.

Yeah-

I saw that and was like, "Ooh, we might have to work on a Saturday."

Y- yeah, I mean-

All day.

We, we know if it's the 4th of July, we're, we're stuck down at Snake River Landing all day.

Well, not... Who knows where it's gonna be?

Uh, I've heard, I think we're still supposed to be there.

Okay, good.

I don't know.

All right.

Yeah.

Neat. But, uh, there was another thing I wanted to bring up. My, my dad called me last night, and he's like, "Yeah, I'm a proud member of the 105 The Hawk Idaho Country Music Fans Facebook group," 'cause I was on that station for a short while.

Yeah.

And then on, on K-Bear, he's ob- obviously a proud member of that group, too.

Yeah.

But ever since he joined those groups, he now gets these Idaho groups popping up, and most of the time, it's Idaho singles-

[laughing]

... that pop up, and so my dad will show my mom and be like, "Hey, what do you think about her?" [laughing]

[laughing]

And, and some of those posts, have you seen the, those posts in there?

Uh, no.

I, I hate to make fun of people for trying, but you do see, like, the most pretentious selfies you'll ever see from dudes in that group. Like, shirtless, flexing in the mirror, trying their absolute hardest. One guy just simply wrote: "I need a girlfriend for this year."

[laughing]

Just that blatant.

Would that work? We got two ladies in here.

No.

No?

Uh, gross. I, I, I'd just be like, "Gross." [laughing]

[laughing]

Come on, Peaches, we know that's how Aubrey found you.

No-

Show you those Idaho single pic. [laughing]

You wanna, you wanna hear the first one?

Flexing in the mirror.

The first line that I sent her, the first message that I sent her was, "Oh, you're a paralegal? Does that mean you're in a wheelchair?" [laughing]

[laughing]

I didn't know.

[laughing] Peaches! Is that for real?

It is real, and I was like, "I'm not gonna respond to this."

[laughing]

And bless my sister's heart, she's like, "He could be really funny."

[laughing]

"Like, give him a shot." [laughing]

[laughing] But there was one date that Aubrey told me that she went on with a guy trying to impress her with his Tesla. Was that it?

Yes.

With a Tesla, and apparently with Teslas, you can put it in romance mode.

Oh, no.

Okay.

So she was in the passenger... Aubrey, go ahead and tell it.

He was showing me all the cool features of a Tesla. He presses this button, and it's like, no joke, Kenny G on the radio. The little screen pops up a fireplace. The lights in the car dim and, like, start playing, like, disco-y light.

[laughing]

And I was like, "Does this work?"

I would be like, "Take me home." [laughing]

[laughing]

I almost laughed in his face.

"Take me home right now." [laughing]

But how did it end? Were you just nice, and you kind of just-... said, "Hey, th- that's cool and all, but, uh, drop me off?"

I don't think there was a second date. [laughs]

Oh, good. [laughing]

Good.

It does sound like a red flag. I, I had a weird dream that I bought a Tesla recently. I, I think I talked about it on air, or I at least told you about it, that, uh, for some reason, it had a barbecue grill in the backseat-

[laughs]

... and the, the grease trap would go under the seats, and we were, like, on some cross-country road trip, and the, like, the whole under... You know, the whole floor started getting filled up with just beef grease.

[laughing]

[laughing]

And I was like, "Who designed this? This is junk!"

That's Elon Musk.

[laughs] This is a terrible feature.

I, I would've said, uh, Victor designed it-

[laughs]

... because, you know, brutal beef. [laughing]

[laughing]

Maybe that's why I had that dream.

[laughing]

But I was like, "This is a bad design."

Mm-hmm.

And there was no way to get the grease out, and so the whole car was just covered with just thick, nasty, you know, beef grease and sludge. Ugh.

You, you do seem like the type of guy to put, like, a Blackstone installed into the back of a car.

[laughs]

Well, I got a pickup.

Right.

You can just put a Blackstone in the back of my truck. [laughs] That's right.

For, for when his brakes evidently fail, Becca, and then he just crashes-

[laughs]

... and the entire grill [laughs] explodes.

[laughing]

I'm out. [laughing] No.

Oh.

I'm just kidding. I'd help you. [laughs]

It, it... She'd hopefully help me. But, uh, speaking of, uh, broken glass, did you, did you guys see that at the Idaho Potato Drop-

I was gonna bring that up, too

... that a small girl was, uh, blasted in the face with broken glass after the fireworks, uh, blew out the windows [laughs] of a nearby building?

Yeah, and somebody recorded the entire thing, put it on Facebook. So I watched, uh... Some guy go, "[gasps] Her- the wind's knocked out of her," and it's-

[laughing]

[laughing]

There was all this terrible narration.

[laughing] I didn't see that.

[laughing]

That's messed up. So, uh, be careful at the Idaho Potato Drop. Uh-

Did the potato shatter, too? That's what I- that's what I... Maddie was telling me about, briefly about it this morning. I mean, who knows w- how credible she is? But, uh, not- nothing against Maddie, but the... I heard, like, when it dropped, it just shattered-

Huh

... and that caused the whole thing. I don't know.

I don't know about that. I just knew about the small child who had gotten blasted in the face with broken glass, so.

As I was, uh, pre-recording my, uh, w- uh, show this afternoon, 'cause we're getting off early today, um, I was talking about how people were at the Brooklyn Bridge expecting some great firework display. But these fake Instagram accounts didn't know that that only happens on the 4th of July and not on New Year's. So all these people with their phones were at the Brooklyn Bridge recording at the... Right as it hit midnight, nothing happens.

[laughing]

It's only at the ball drop in Times Square.

That's why you just stay home. You know, you might get hit with broken glass, or you gotta wear a diaper or... Just, just stay home. Right?

Watch it on TV.

Didn't, didn't you wear a diaper on [laughing] New Year's Eve?

Hey, don't tell everybody that.

Come on, Victor.

That's my secret.

Let's hear it.

It's my secret.

[laughing]

I... You know, shh.

No.

It's my secret.

And, Becca, what you should do as a great April Fools' Day prank, just wear a diaper and then jump right in Victor's hot tub.

Now, listen, [laughing] no diapers in the hot tub.

And then maybe take some, like, magic shell-

Oh, okay

... and spray it on the back of the diaper to look like... Yeah.

[laughing] Now, listen.

I don't know if I would do it to myself, but I would probably force one on him. [laughing] Like, it depends.

[laughing] Oh, snap on that one!

[laughing] The things you do for love.

Right.

[laughing]

I'll, I'll go to a Bubblegum Pop show over putting on a diaper, Aubrey, okay?

Deal. [laughing]

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