On today’s installment of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor unravel what can only be described as East Idaho’s unofficial psychological study on how fast grown adults lose their composure when Christmas music isn’t delivered on their exact personal timetable. What starts as a simple mention of sleigh bells detonates into Peaches brainstorming “Crassy97,” an April Fools station where Josh and Shantel drop bleeped-out domestic threats over Bing Crosby, and Viktor recounting real Reddit doxxings of radio hosts like they’re campfire stories. Then Peaches unveils the AI-composed anti-Christmas anthem — a masterpiece sung by robots delivering lines like “Calm down, Karen” with the confidence of a choir on a sugar high — and Josh & Shantel walk into the studio just in time to be publicly handed their own musical intervention. The entire back half spirals into a scorched-earth comedy roast of Eddie Trunk so aggressive it could summon his ghost while he’s still alive, complete with discussions of failed magic tricks, helicopter hook suspensions, disappearing acts, and why half his hair is doing protest labor. There’s also a brief detour into whether Reddit makes everyone a leftist, whether Pandora users are cryptids, how many black metal albums are recorded through a potato, and why people who comment “not metal” on everything should be launched over Niagara Falls in a trunk labeled “Trunk Nation.”
